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Yeah, a one or two hour job could work, but this guy says 'series'. There's no way in HELL there's enough content for that.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
- Thread starter wagglyplacebo
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Most of the content about this mong is old as hell and lately he has been deadly dull and not just in the sense of he's a retard.
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- Jan 15, 2014
I could see him as part of a wider look at, say, slacktivism.
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- Dec 11, 2013
As an introduction to Taters it might be, but the way Skippy was portraying it he wanted to make a GenoSamuel type documentary about the man and there's just not enough there. That and it comes off a bit too tryhard.
I mean what could you really say other than Taters is an idiot who thinks really highly of himself and tries to pretend he's some badass when all he does is bounce and squeak and shit himself.
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I’ll give you 45 minutes.
Or maybe something to embarrass antifa.
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Phil is great for this. I've seen pictures of him looking ridiculous floating around on even the most normie parts of the Internet to mock the left. They have no idea who Phil even is or any of his antics, they just see him and their first reaction is to laugh.
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A 20-30 minute documentary the way Wavywebsurf does them could work.
I’ve fucked with Phil since 2008 and I’m going to tell you now, even with all I know and all I’ve seen a 30 minute doc is about the best it gets. There’s definitely periods where content just vanishes and we have little to no idea what he’s doing. His early days are sketchy at best, his college years are better documented, his activism years have gaps, his raging about Kiwis killing him are great. But lately he’s boring.
I’ve fucked with Phil since 2008 and I’m going to tell you now, even with all I know and all I’ve seen a 30 minute doc is about the best it gets. There’s definitely periods where content just vanishes and we have little to no idea what he’s doing. His early days are sketchy at best, his college years are better documented, his activism years have gaps, his raging about Kiwis killing him are great. But lately he’s boring.
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Maybe this is the key. He shows up a surprising amount as the ultimate leftie strawman. Start it out with a collection of memes, photos and clips of that have been shared around, “Who is this person?” Then give a brief outline of who he is and where the different images fit into his timeline.
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Best I can offer is an 8 minute youtube video
"Taters was born in philly. Some scrawny anifa dude beat him up. Moved to west coast. Pissed off everyone he ever met there. An alcoholic stole all his money. Lives in his hovel and buys china garbage. Does nothing else. The end."
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- Dec 28, 2014
The really interesting arcs would be ADF and then the Ahuviya period. After that it's just tard tattoos and blocks of cheese as far as the eye can see. And that first arc actually has a fair amount of video. The second arc has Rainbow Jesus and not much else of note other than the knife fight he lost to a potato.
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It wasn't even an Antifa kid who beat Phil's ass since it happened years before Antifa was even a thing in the US. It was just some scrawny white college kid at Occupy. And I don't even think it happened AT Occupy. I think it was just at some store near to the protest, so it could have been ANY twiggy little college kid who weighs a buck-oh-five soaking wet.
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And this highlights another problem - a lot of what we know about Phil is vague and, TBH, I’m not sure that I trust the sources on a lot of what we know.
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- Dec 11, 2013
Part of it should be his obvious lies like when some guy was filming him with his iPhone, so he beat the guy up, ripped out the memory card and threw the phone down the sewer and everybody cheered. Or when he reconnected with his Mom who was so proud of her trans LatinX daughter that she bought her a pizza and knew all about how Angelo raped him.
Add to it his falling into the cheap door in his apartment and saying he punched it in a fit of rage and that alcoholic tranny that took over his bedroom so he had to camp out on his couch.
Basically show him to be the lying liar and pushover that he really is.
You could always make shit up. After all it's not like he tells the truth where anything is concerned.
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Taters, why did you change your badass profile pic?
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- Dec 11, 2013
Too many people making fun of his derpy face.
EDIT: Hold on, he actually wrote "self-defense" and "hiking" as stuff he's interested in? This is the guy that carries around 20 cans of mace whenever he goes out of the tard-bunker and is so fat he can barely walk 10 paces without needing to sit down and catch his breath.
Who's he trying to fool other than himself?
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Torin is getting booted from his current living situation in LA. Maybe we can get another collaboration.
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“Veteran” implies actual combat, which as we know, Phil is too fat and cowardly to have taken part in. At best, you could use him as a barricade, but his terrified squealing might draw more enemy forces.
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That's because, everywhere he comes, friendly people recommend him to 'take a hike'.
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Given his transformation into a gelatinous cube, he may no longer have a gender and/or functioning brain.