"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[The Dude]

Too many people making fun of his derpy face.

EDIT: Hold on, he actually wrote "self-defense" and "hiking" as stuff he's interested in? This is the guy that carries around 20 cans of mace whenever he goes out of the tard-bunker and is so fat he can barely walk 10 paces without needing to sit down and catch his breath.

Who's he trying to fool other than himself?

Who is Phil trying to fool? Anyone he can. Especially the militant Leftards he looks up to. The issue is that Phil isn't fooling anyone.

“Veteran” implies actual combat, which as we know, Phil is too fat and cowardly to have taken part in. At best, you could use him as a barricade, but his terrified squealing might draw more enemy forces.

Actually, veteran just means having served in the armed forces. You can serve during peacetime and still be a veteran. A vet who has seen combat would refer to a combat veteran. But any way you cut the cheese, Phil is not a veteran of anything other than sitting on his fat ass in his retard bunker and screaming at old people behind a wall of "comrades".

 

[Optimus Prime]

Phil is a she/they now? Too cowardly to insist on “She.”

I can only fucking imagine how the sentient potato feels about all those tattoos trying to reaffirm his gender, if he's finally starting to blur the line.

 

[The Dude]

I can only fucking imagine how the sentient potato feels about all those tattoos trying to reaffirm his gender, if he's finally starting to blur the line.

Even Phil himself knows there isn't a single damn thing about him that's feminine. Maybe he's getting too old and tired to keep up his "I'm totally a real womyn!" LARP any longer?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Even Phil himself knows there isn't a single damn thing about him that's feminine. Maybe he's getting too old and tired to keep up his "I'm totally a real womyn!" LARP any longer?

He’s never been comfortable with presenting as female and he evidently didn’t like taking hormones. Being trans no longer brings him any social benefits and in fact, is probably a bit of a hassle. He barely even references it any more. It wouldn’t surprise me if the plan is to quietly drop it and go nonbinary - the gender identity that requires even less effort than what he had.

 

[obliviousbeard]

At best, you could use him as a barricade, but his terrified squealing might draw more enemy forces

Hey, if for some reason there'd be a ww3 free for all and I'd see Phil bouncing and squeaking on battlefield, I'd laugh so much I would need new pants . And then get wiped out by mortar fire.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Is Phil trying to emulate some Chechen fighter for Rooosiya with that beard tattoo? I know facial hair is all the rage in that part of the world right now, but dear Phil, you have enough testosterone to grow your own beard - we know, we can see the stubble.

Bet he still hasn’t gotten the rest of his body tatted. No point if items hidden under clothing and no-one can see what a badass you are, right? So arms and face it is. Wonder what he’s going to get tatted on his forehead? Gorbachev red birthmark to go with the (presumable) balding? Fake devil horn implants?

 

[Optimus Prime]

He’s never been comfortable with presenting as female and he evidently didn’t like taking hormones. Being trans no longer brings him any social benefits and in fact, is probably a bit of a hassle. He barely even references it any more. It wouldn’t surprise me if the plan is to quietly drop it and go nonbinary - the gender identity that requires even less effort than what he had.

Would be the first smart thing he's ever done, since he's always looked more like an 'it' than anything else, honestly.

 

[JY's Tampon]

$100 it’s Phil.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He’s never been comfortable with presenting as female and he evidently didn’t like taking hormones. Being trans no longer brings him any social benefits and in fact, is probably a bit of a hassle. He barely even references it any more. It wouldn’t surprise me if the plan is to quietly drop it and go nonbinary - the gender identity that requires even less effort than what he had.

It's because he was never trans in the first place. It's just another larp for him. After all he went from being gay and wanting to be the bottom in a gay relationship to going trans and hating on all men and only wanting to be with women. How does that work? It doesn't.

Then there was trying to pretend like he was getting his balls chopped off but he never did because he was still getting tattoos at that time. And the tattoos were his way of coping with being male.

Then he stopped referring to himself as LatinX, became a Satanist, dropped Satanism and become a Maoist again. So in all this time Taters has come full circle and we can expect him to claim to be gay any day now.

 

[Witthel]

Then he stopped referring to himself as LatinX, became a Satanist, dropped Satanism and become a Maoist again. So in all this time Taters has come full circle and we can expect him to claim to be gay any day now.

Wonder if Taters will start defending drag queens being around kids since it's become the latest thing for right-leaning people to shit on.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It's because he was never trans in the first place. It's just another larp for him. After all he went from being gay and wanting to be the bottom in a gay relationship to going trans and hating on all men and only wanting to be with women. How does that work? It doesn't.

Then there was trying to pretend like he was getting his balls chopped off but he never did because he was still getting tattoos at that time. And the tattoos were his way of coping with being male.

Then he stopped referring to himself as LatinX, became a Satanist, dropped Satanism and become a Maoist again. So in all this time Taters has come full circle and we can expect him to claim to be gay any day now.

Part of the problem is that he always has to go all -out with his identities, because he’s really bad at lying and thinks it makes him sound more convincing. Like, it’s not enough to be in Antifa, he has to be a soldier with a barracks and an arsenal of guns and a fancy title. And then when he drops the identity, it becomes more noticeable than it needed to be.

Really, someone should have sat down with him and explained that he’s a retard who will never mature beyond his early teens and he should stop trying.

Wonder if Taters will start defending drag queens being around kids since it's become the latest thing for right-leaning people to shit on.

Nah, there’s no way to spin it that gets him asspats or makes him look cool.

 

[The Dude]

It's because he was never trans in the first place. It's just another larp for him. After all he went from being gay and wanting to be the bottom in a gay relationship to going trans and hating on all men and only wanting to be with women. How does that work? It doesn't.

Then there was trying to pretend like he was getting his balls chopped off but he never did because he was still getting tattoos at that time. And the tattoos were his way of coping with being male.

Then he stopped referring to himself as LatinX, became a Satanist, dropped Satanism and become a Maoist again. So in all this time Taters has come full circle and we can expect him to claim to be gay any day now.

It's all about seeking attention for Phil. Any time Phil goes full retard about something being "part of his identity" or "who he is" you can rest assured that it's because Phil has convinced himself that it will make people pay attention to him and think he's cool/unique/badass/anything other than what he really is: a fat, retarded, pathetic loser. The tranny thing has likely lost all it's luster for Phil because gender special bullshit has become the hot fad for unpopular, pathetic losers to cling onto in order to become the special, popular people they hunger to be. Hell, he lives in Portland, which is basically Mecca for all things bat-shit Lefty, and trannies are pretty heavily over-represented there. When he tells people he's a tranny, instead of being met with and excited and enthusiastic "Wow! Really? That is so stunning and brave! Good for you, living your life as your true self!" it's now met with a disinterested "Oh. OK." That kind of thing drives an attention whore like Phil absolutely bug-shit.

 

[Positron]

Wonder if Taters will start defending drag queens being around kids since it's become the latest thing for right-leaning people to shit on.

We'll see in 2024 or so. Phil is slow in more sense than one.

 

[The Final Troondown]

$100 it’s Phil.
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if so these two faggots deserve each other

imagine being literally homeless and someone offering you a roof to sleep under and complaining that they haven't left your dinner out on the table like a 50s housewife at whatever ungodly hour you get in from sucking dicks and committing petty theft for drug money, and posting it on social media like you're leaving a b&b a bad review on tripadvisor

the fucking entitlement of these retards

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

if so these two faggots deserve each other

imagine being literally homeless and someone offering you a roof to sleep under and complaining that they haven't left your dinner out on the table like a 50s housewife at whatever ungodly hour you get in from sucking dicks and committing petty theft for drug money, and posting it on social media like you're leaving a b&b a bad review on tripadvisor

the fucking entitlement of these retards

Yeah but pizza is the lifeblood of these people so Taters eating all his pizza and acting "cute" about it is enough to drive anybody loony.

 

[JY's Tampon]

if so these two faggots deserve each other

imagine being literally homeless and someone offering you a roof to sleep under and complaining that they haven't left your dinner out on the table like a 50s housewife at whatever ungodly hour you get in from sucking dicks and committing petty theft for drug money, and posting it on social media like you're leaving a b&b a bad review on tripadvisor

the fucking entitlement of these retards

It’s definitely Phil.

These two would be a perfect couple.

He has an affinity for plushies too!

He uses the word crush so he has the mentality of a child.


I forgot that the Vodka Goblin is looking for housing too. Could you imagine the Three's Company hijinks of having a junkie, drunk, and Phil all in one shithole apartment?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Part of the problem is that he always has to go all -out with his identities, because he’s really bad at lying and thinks it makes him sound more convincing. Like, it’s not enough to be in Antifa, he has to be a soldier with a barracks and an arsenal of guns and a fancy title. And then when he drops the identity, it becomes more noticeable than it needed to be.

Really, someone should have sat down with him and explained that he’s a retard who will never mature beyond his early teens and he should stop trying.

I'm certain someone has, probably more then one someone. However if Phil was the kind of person to listen to and learn from advice, he wouldn't be a lolcow. It's pretty much the biggest thing besides a desire to overshare their degeneracy on the internet that makes a lolcow a lolcow.

 

[Old Fart]

I wonder if "Rachel" also managed to make Phil expel his own bedroom.

 

[JY's Tampon]

I noticed Phil likes his tattoo pic with both of his accounts.

I wonder if "Rachel" also managed to make Phil expel his own bedroom.

I think the honeymoon may be over.

Phil again?

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

I forgot that the Vodka Goblin is looking for housing too. Could you imagine the Three's Company hijinks of having a junkie, drunk, and Phil all in one shithole apartment?

I would love to see it when Phil gets drunk or does meth.