"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Flamin Park]

Is that a recent picture?


You’re in goddamn Portland and you can’t find some outreach to help people who want off meth? Shut the fuck up and let people help you. If you really want to get clean you’ll do it their way, not your way.

This nigga looks like they crossed George monbiot and Louise Theroux and then left the result in the rain

 

[Need4Sneed]

Is this Rene's real adress or is Phil trying to get pizzas?

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

Is this Rene's real adress or is Phil trying to get pizzas?
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Office address I believe, in reaction (most probably), to the city deciding not to hand out tents any more. The reason given is due to the fire risk. There has been a very recent upturn in the amount of fatal fires.(1)



(1)https://www.opb.org/article/2023/02/15/tent-ban-rene-gonzalez-portland-street-response/

Edit, I'm an idiot, it appears to be a residence now that I have looked at google maps. I'm sure that I've seen it listed as a law office though. Got it:

Eastbank Legal​

2929 SE Crystal Springs Blvd Portland OR 97202

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Is he trying to fool people into thinking he has night vision equipment with that retarded green filter? I...I just don't get it.

He's just reached maximum stink line proliferation.

 

[AnOminous]

Is this Rene's real adress or is Phil trying to get pizzas?
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Phil must not like his Twitter account much.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

Stupid question, surely there's something that he could do with his life, some entry level job that he can work in. Give him a bit of pride and a bit of income? Or would that negatively affect his tugboat?

Store-shelf stacking? Washing dishes? With a bit of training working as a barista? In some places he would fit in very well, some edgy little cafe somewhere?

Seriously there must be a way for him to improve his life. This can't be the ideal life for him, surely he must wish for more. Even if it is being
able to go and spend the odd shekel without worrying too much about finances?

Sorry is this all too autistic?

 

[obliviousbeard]

surely there's something that he could do with his life, some entry level job that he can work in.

Sure. He's just really dumb, somewhat autistic and lazy, not paraplegtic.

Seriously there must be a way for him to improve his life.

He doesn't want. He's way too lazy, unimaginative and really tad bit childish. Only thing that matters is his instant gratification. Not to mention living on small income (like benefits) for years really make you numb and used to your living situation. Imagine a mix of learned helplessness and depression (in normal people), now imagine that when you don't even want to work.

Phil is all play, no work. He did a stint of volunteering in some computer program in order to get an old laptop to himself, and did some volunteering work at some weird anarchy coffee place. In both instances he managed to fuck it up somehow IIRC, and that was years ago, when he was younger. In the case of latter he basically pronounced himself super jerkop of the place, and got told to gtfo after they stopped humouring the special needs kid's shenanigans.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

Sure. He's just really dumb, somewhat autistic and lazy, not paraplegtic.


He doesn't want.

You are entirely correct I think. If he had any motivation he would be trying to push himself out there as some sort of diversity consultant; it would be ideal for him, he's got the perpetual outrage down pat. All he would have to do is come up with some semi-(un)reasonable proposals for companies that hire him (and subsequently ignore 99% of his ramblings). Everyone wins, he gets a consultancy fee (and feels validated), a company gets to say that they have consulted with such experts (increasing their social capital), and everyone smiles.

I will start the template for free (and yes this is a bad policy):

Company name,

Times observed:

Location:

Observations of gendered language used:

Incidences of unconscious bias:

Recommendations to make people (if they identify as such), feel more validated:

Billing address, (please remit promptly)...

Yes, my tongue is firmly in my cheek, but still?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Stupid question, surely there's something that he could do with his life, some entry level job that he can work in. Give him a bit of pride and a bit of income? Or would that negatively affect his tugboat?

Store-shelf stacking? Washing dishes? With a bit of training working as a barista? In some places he would fit in very well, some edgy little cafe somewhere?

I honestly think he’s at the “I SORT GLASS” level of retardation. He has a mental age of about 10. I think something like a barista would be above him. He’d have difficulty holding the information in his head, and you couldn’t get him to understand the importance of things like hygiene. Plus he hates authority, so he wouldn’t take discipline.

Seriously there must be a way for him to improve his life. This can't be the ideal life for him, surely he must wish for more. Even if it is being
able to go and spend the odd shekel without worrying too much about finances?

His ideal life consists of everyone thinking he’s cool and badass with no effort on his part. Like a lot of cows, laziness is a defining feature of his personality. He’d rather be poor than work, even though in real terms his life would be improved in every way.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

His ideal life consists of everyone thinking he’s cool and badass with no effort on his part. Like a lot of cows, laziness is a defining feature of his personality. He’d rather be poor than work, even though in real terms his life would be improved in every way.

Unfortunately, I agree with you. I would like him to deal with some authority though (or some customers), he would get back to daily seething.

 

[niggers]

look, you

You are entirely correct I think. If he had any motivation he would be trying to push himself out there as some sort of diversity consultant; it would be ideal for him, he's got the perpetual outrage down pat. All he would have to do is come up with some semi-(un)reasonable proposals for companies that hire him (and subsequently ignore 99% of his ramblings). Everyone wins, he gets a consultancy fee (and feels validated), a company gets to say that they have consulted with such experts (increasing their social capital), and everyone smiles.

I will start the template for free (and yes this is a bad policy):

Company name,

Times observed:

Location:

Observations of gendered language used:

Incidences of unconscious bias:

Recommendations to make people (if they identify as such), feel more validated:

Billing address, (please remit promptly)...

Yes, my tongue is firmly in my cheek, but still?

why would you not just hire one of the thousands of tards who got degrees on "nagging corpos to be more sensitive"

they wouldnt have FAS, they might be actual women/minorities, and they might actually show up

taters would just derp in the tardcave tweeting that his employer is an evil high-capacity assault CHUD and he needs to stay indoors and safe as an antifa super soldier, code name "ginger buttplug".

 

[Ophelia]

We here who post at the Farms know about the dignity of having a job and earning money.

Many of the people we post about think we’re chumps for working when we could be watching TV and collecting welfare.

It’s one of the fundamental differences between us and the cows imho.

Edit: this right here is what I mean. Yarrow shared this:


They think life should be this way.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

What I find hilarious is that we live in a society that has the means for tards to be employed whether for reasons of a company wanting to look good for having "diversity hires" or they simply want to give them a sense of purpose. Someone could have helped Philthy get into one of those programs where he'd have a salary that would help beef up his tugboat, but alas, this is Philthy, he's far too happy wallowing around in his own biohazardous waste.

 

[Ophelia]

What I find hilarious is that we live in a society that has the means for tards to be employed whether for reasons of a company wanting to look good for having "diversity hires" or they simply want to give them a sense of purpose. Someone could have helped Philthy get into one of those programs where he'd have a salary that would help beef up his tugboat, but alas, this is Philthy, he's far too happy wallowing around in his own biohazardous waste.

I’d rather some unfortunate handicapped person who wants to work get the job. Phil can whine and beg and rot.

 

[Twrx]

Like every other lolcow, he will make a big show about wanting to work, and that's the furthest he will ever go. He quit his job at Wawa's because they couldn't do a turn around quickly enough for a name tape for one of his first name changes. If I'm remembering correctly, he coasted through school and community college in sped classes.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Like every other lolcow, he will make a big show about wanting to work, and that's the furthest he will ever go. He quit his job at Wawa's because they couldn't do a turn around quickly enough for a name tape for one of his first name changes. If I'm remembering correctly, he coasted through school and community college in sped classes.

He'll never hold a real job for the rest of his life. Taters is way too far gone in his Anitfa Communist Super-Spud persona to take a step back and honestly take stock of his surroundings.

If tomorrow they cut off his benefits he'd beg and plead and do whatever he could to get a roof over his head and pizza on his plate short of working. Besides what place would ever hire somebody who's tatted up, stinks, thinks they're somehow amazing and has a speech impediment? He's basically fucked no matter what happens and will wind up dead in a ditch somewhere and nobody will care.

That's got to be the worst thing. When somebody dies there needs to be somebody, somewhere that will miss them. Taters? Nobody will miss him.

 

[Ophelia]

Nobody will miss him.

The junky leeches using his apartment will miss mooching off him when they have to find someone else to prey on. But that’s it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I'm pretty sure he could get a job on a farm mucking out pigstys and other crap filled enclosures. He's too retarded to use heavy machinery but not retarded enough to not be trusted with a shovel.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That's got to be the worst thing. When somebody dies there needs to be somebody, somewhere that will miss them. Taters? Nobody will miss him.

The local pizza restaurant will see a steep decline in profits. However, this will be rectified by an increase in customers now the place no longer smells like ass sweat.

 

[AnOminous]

Like every other lolcow, he will make a big show about wanting to work, and that's the furthest he will ever go.

No, he'll never even pretend to be looking for a job. That would be capitalism or something.