"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

I always thought Phil should get into either a hardcore heroin habit, or heavy psychedelics like DMT. Phil on a bad trip or on the nod so heavy that he's (even more) incomprehensible would be a hoot.
He should start mething it up with his new best friend.
 
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Yeah, that’s the challenge: how much of a fucked up junkie do you have to be to willingly live with Phil?
Phil has a place, Rachel doesn't. As such it's still a better situation than living on the street.

How much of a straight-edge pussy is Phil that's he's spent all this time around a literal methhead but hasn't once done meth himself? He might actually be funny again if he did meth but that's too much for good little boy Phil, his Christian roots are really showing.
He's too much of a pussy to do anything like that. Taters likes to talk a big game but when push comes to shove he'll just pull out the pepper spray, spray everybody including his allies and then shit himself in terror while waddling away.

Then later claim he "bashed the fash" and bought himself a pizza to celebrate.
 
Perfect situation for a leach: say you’re a trans woman and get free food and rent for as long as you can convince a tard of your sincerity.
And you get the perfect reward for being a complete piece of shit. You get to live with Phil. Even if you get to kick the tard out of his own bedroom and take it for yourself, you still have to exist in the same space.

Congratulations, you just won the retard olympics. And you're still retarded.
He might actually be funny again if he did meth but that's too much for good little boy Phil, his Christian roots are really showing.
Phil is 101% pure borejoisy.
I always thought Phil should get into either a hardcore heroin habit, or heavy psychedelics like DMT. Phil on a bad trip or on the nod so heavy that he's (even more) incomprehensible would be a hoot.
Phil is the kind of dude who was too much of a wimp even to huff glue in high school.
 
Phil has a place, Rachel doesn't. As such it's still a better situation than living on the street.
I dunno about that. I’ve been homeless before and it wasn’t too hard to find a place to sleep. Shelters or tent cities once I even bought a dollar burger at an 24 hr fast food place so I could sleep in a booth there. It wasn’t fun, but I didn’t have to live with a roommate who shits himself while he bounces and squeaks. Plus, if you talk to the right social workers (which have to be easy to find in Portland), you can usually get into some sort of housing program where most of your bills are paid for by taxpayers. I certainly think that sounds better than having to smell Philthy all the time
 
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personally the pro-russia shit is one of my favorite adf things because it pushes him even further out of "normal" activist bullshit into the weirdozone, where he's hanging with self-identifying methheads

and it shows that beneath all the political and gender bullshit, phil really is a retard who watched hetalia once and it ruined his brain
 
It's a pretty standard drug addict thing to refuse any actual help based on a variety of excuses. You don't have a place to crash because you're a meth freak. Putting getting off meth until the life you're actively fucking up gets better is putting the cart before the horse.
What does meth withdrawals feel like?
 
I dunno about that. I’ve been homeless before and it wasn’t too hard to find a place to sleep. Shelters or tent cities once I even bought a dollar burger at an 24 hr fast food place so I could sleep in a booth there. It wasn’t fun, but I didn’t have to live with a roommate who shits himself while he bounces and squeaks. Plus, if you talk to the right social workers (which have to be easy to find in Portland), you can usually get into some sort of housing program where most of your bills are paid for by taxpayers. I certainly think that sounds better than having to smell Philthy all the time
But Taters is a pussy. Remember when Slingblade was staying with him? He took the bedroom for himself and made Taters sleep on the couch. This was Taters' apartment and he let this other person walk all over him because he's a bottom bitch.

All Rachel has to do is say he's taking the bedroom and for Taters to shut up and he's done.
 
Pt 6 of the ADF doc is out for those interested

Good documentary, but he's mixing up the timelines. I won't do a full dissection of info, but here's some context for some parts:

The oedipus complex thing became a recurring meme because 789chan users were making fun of him because of bitching about his mom constantly. It also didn't help that another lulcow at that time - Anthony "A-Log" Logatto - had some cringeworthy posts about his momma as well. It's common knowledge in CURRENT YEAR that manchildren usually have issues with their momma, but it was 2011-2013, and the internet was at a different place.

Ropeman was a cringey concept from Edgelord lulcow, "Robert Wayne Stiles" aka Rika Stiles. Rika was the stereotypical dweeb millenial at the time - he loved edgy humor - and typical nerd sci-fi of the time like Stargate and Resident Evil. Rika uploaded a "funny video" of him bringing back ADF after he got bonded out back to his apartment in Center City at the time.

The apology video with the neon green scarf was because ADF attacked Maria Pupo publicly in a bookstore by trying to grab her wrists very aggressively. The trolls+trans community were on his ass for committing possible Domestic Violence, and forced him to do an apology video. Even Rika joined in on pressuring ADF to apologize for it.

The Korrine saga happened because somebody was alluding to be Korrine in a 789chan thread and started to make fun of ADF. ADF doesn't take being lampooned very well and started to make videos back about it.

The Michael "nudes" were funnier in a broader context as Michael was a 17-18 year old runaway FTM at the time who decided to go to Philly to meetup with ADF(ADF started the relationship when Michael was 16 and he was 26, IIRC). They were mooching off of Rika and were living with Rika at the appartment at the time. Rika at that time was in serious WARTIME mode against the trolls and was addicted to Bath Salts(yes this was 2012 when it first hit) at the time. Dude's paranoia was straight Defcon5 and Michael decided to post sexy pics of ADF's bum on /r/gonewild, a user-submitted and created lewd photo/video site. Rika had a freakout since you could see his skeletal-thin frame in the background, and thought Michael was an agent of the trolls.

A good archive for this info would be under a 789chan archive on the wayback machine. Search "Rika" and "robert wayne stiles" threads to get the full story.
 
What does meth withdrawals feel like?
The crash from meth absolutely sucks, and you feel tired, achy, and short-tempered for days after even a brief period of meth abuse. Was never a huge meth head myself, but grew up in the rural northeastern US where "poor man's coke" was popular as nose candy. (Warning: the shit is like wasps in your nose if you try snorting it). If you've been binging for a long time, I'd imagine it would be a lot worse.

That being said, getting off meth is still a walk in the park next to an opiate kick, and a veritable kiss on the cheek next to the shakes and panic attacks you get from even mild alcohol withdrawal.

Rika at that time was in serious WARTIME mode against the trolls and was addicted to Bath Salts(yes this was 2012 when it first hit) at the time. Dude's paranoia was straight Defcon5 and Michael decided to post sexy pics of ADF's bum on /r/gonewild, a user-submitted and created lewd photo/video site. Rika had a freakout since you could see his skeletal-thin frame in the background, and thought Michael was an agent of the trolls.

Ahh, bath salts.

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Sounds like the doc maker should hire @Tommy_Egan as a consultant.

Man, he's really swallowing the propaganda and Putin's cock. Conveniently ignoring all of Putin's policies that would have him chucked into a penal battalion. Actually, he's probably too retarded for even that.
Someone should show him the Christmas video Russia put out. It featured Putin as Santa Claus using magic to turn a trans girl into a boy and turn a gay couple into a hetero couple. It’s like something Focus on the Family would make :lit: .

That’s what you support, Phil, you homophobic transphobic дурак?
 
Man, he's really swallowing the propaganda and Putin's cock. Conveniently ignoring all of Putin's policies that would have him chucked into a penal battalion. Actually, he's probably too retarded for even that.
I’m not surprised. Phil has this bizarre fixation on people he perceives as powerful, often sexual. I blame daddy issues and his sexuality never having properly developed. Putin plays up to the “big, strong man” archetype, so Phil is no doubt fantasising about being roughly bummed by him under the Soviet flag.
 
Phil continuing to shill for Russia and not even get paid for it is just embarrassing at this point. Russia's utter incompetence, corruption, dysfunction, and foolishness has become undeniable. They've lost more soldiers and hardware in one year than the Soviet Union did during an entire decade in Afghanistan. It's to the point that even a brainless tardgoblin like Phil should be able to recognize it. Fucksake, they're having to pull tanks out of mothballs that have been obsolete since the 1970s because most of their modern hardware (which was still a generation or more behind western equipment) has been either turned into a smoking crater or captured by the Ukranians. And Phil thinks NATO and the US are running scared from Russia? LOL
 
That’s what you support, Phil, you homophobic transphobic дурак?
Taters doesn't put that much thought into the people he idolizes. It's either some teenage edgelord shit like saying he's a Satanist and communist or it's whomever is the popular enemy of the American people.

That's the extent of his knowledge. Never mind the fact that in Putin's Russia he'd be sent to a gulag. No Putin is strong man and Taters loves strong men because he's a weak willed beta bitch.
 
Aspen needs to do some reading. His idealized vision of the post-soviet state is not a true representation of its current state.

Putin’s Kleptocracy: Who Owns Russia? By Karen Dawisha. Simon and Schuster, 2014. 445 pp.

Is a good start, Dawisha takes an unblinking and well researched and more importantly extensively (exhaustively) referenced view of what has happened to the assets of the former USSR. Basically, a group of ultra-predatory capitalists have appropriated most of the wealth. This I'm sure is not a surprise to anybody here. But the idea that Russia under Putin is in any way at all socialist is now a fairly unsupportable viewpoint. About the only remnant of a socialist past is that it is still a repressive regime with little regard for human rights.

I don't know what Aspen thinks that Russia is, but I'm fairly sure that the reality is something that he would not in his wildest fantasies support.
 
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