"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[AnOminous]

Seriously though, with the left's obsession with cultural appropriation how does the latin-x bit not earn him well deserved ridicule and opprobrium?

Because nobody even knows this fat recluse exists other than us.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Because nobody even knows this fat recluse exists other than us.

I'm pretty sure there is at least one overpriced mid quality hipster pizza joint that's on a first name basis with our little radical potato.

 

[Twrx]

I know it's immature, but Aspen Villalobos sounds very much like a joke name. "Here with the latest Christmas comedy album is Aspen Villalobos with 'My reindeer doesn't like cheese' ."

Seriously though, with the left's obsession with cultural appropriation how does the latin-x bit not earn him well deserved ridicule and opprobrium?

Troon card

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm pretty sure there is at least one overpriced mid quality hipster pizza joint that's on a first name basis with our little radical potato.

“Eww, what smells like shit?”
“Oh, that’s just Phil.”

 

[Positron]

 

[Bogliacci]

Because nobody even knows this fat recluse exists other than us.

His KF thread will be his only legacy

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Who let Phil on the back of that parade float?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Phil is the comfort food lolcow. He never changes one bit and you can always come back and expect the same thing. Also, he's fat.

 

[Expand Value]

Has anyone seen the "The Life of adf" doc on youtube? would you recommend it?

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Because nobody even knows this fat recluse exists other than us.

His mom knows he exists and is probably quite grateful that he’s so far away from her that he can’t assault her again.

 

[JesusIsTrans!]

Does anyone have that clip of Phil appearing on Alex Jones's show? I can't find it.

 

[Baguette]

Has anyone seen the "The Life of adf" doc on youtube? would you recommend it?

I think it's quite good. It's done in the same style of Geno Samuel's doc series on Chris.

 

[JesusIsTrans!]

Has anyone seen the "The Life of adf" doc on youtube? would you recommend it?

It's actually good imo. It's basically just like Geno's doc, but the main difference is instead of going forever it has a finite 10 episodes. Also, he cuts out most of the social media ramblings. So, it's basically just all of the good stuff. Would definitely recommend.

EDIT: Also, I think the intro for the series is real good as well.

 

[Flamin Park]

I think it's quite good. It's done in the same style of Geno Samuel's doc series on Chris.

Had a watch and my god that clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth when the hamster running the wheel in his head needs a breather is fucking annoying as shit, especially because it's a delayed reaction three words too late

I guess this is why he never shows up to IRL protests, even in black bloc he's immediately apparent because he's only gay retard going

WHO'S STREETS? WELL ACTUALLY THATS A
TUT! TUT!
OUR STREETS! AS A PEOPLE WHO UHH
TUT! TUT!
WHO'S STREETS? SO YERH ERM AN--
TUT! TUT!
OUR STREETS

He actually blue screens in real time in a way actual retards struggle to manage

 

[The Dude]

Had a watch and my god that clicking his tongue against the roof of his mouth when the hamster running the wheel in his head needs a breather is fucking annoying as shit, especially because it's a delayed reaction three words too late

I guess this is why he never shows up to IRL protests, even in black bloc he's immediately apparent because he's only gay retard going

WHO'S STREETS? WELL ACTUALLY THATS A
TUT! TUT!
OUR STREETS! AS A PEOPLE WHO UHH
TUT! TUT!
WHO'S STREETS? SO YERH ERM AN--
TUT! TUT!
OUR STREETS

He actually blue screens in real time in a way actual retards struggle to manage

Probably because he's actually retarded.

 

[obliviousbeard]

immediately apparent because

He's immediately apparent everywhere, because he looks like bunch of garbage bags, literally carrying so much tard paranephilia he jingles at every waddling step, and his bouquet would remind you of fungal infection, mildew and stronger than usual perspiration. Even to a blind person, his presence would be apparent.

Also too bad his bike fetish has waded away, I'd love to see his winter cycling tips.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Also too bad his bike fetish has waded away, I'd love to see his winter cycling tips.

I forgot about that. It must have been absolutely heartbreaking when he got one and realised he was too much of a malco to ride it. The turbo autist equivalent of getting a hot girl into your bed and realising you have no condoms.

 

[Cybertonia]

I forgot about that. It must have been absolutely heartbreaking when he got one and realised he was too much of a malco to ride it. The turbo autist equivalent of getting a hot girl into your bed and realising you have no condoms.

In Philthy's case it's more like getting a hot girl into his bed and then desperately trying to convince her that he totally did get his nuts cut off and definitely didn't lie about it.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

I miss Phil interacting with other leftist autists and eventually getting banned from the group, getting new marker scribble tattoos, and his totally-gonna-happen bike sperging fantasies. We never got the lesbian bike collective arc

 

[obliviousbeard]

You also know what? Getting some excercise and newfound mobility would've actually made his life better. But nah, he didn't have the preservance to learn how to ride his daughter bike, which he of course had to furnish with everything - only for it to sit unridden next to his couch.