"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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The Dude said:
He actually tried that once several years ago. It was when he still had his own sub-forum and I believe it was shortly after he moved into his first Section 8 tard barracks. He bought either an airsoft or BB gun that was somewhat realistic and posted photos of it on his Facebook trying to pass it off as real, and of course trying to intimidate the Farms. However, several of us gun savvy Kiwis pointed out that it wasn't a real firearm, and I think one Kiwi even found the exact model and posted a link to where you could buy it on Amazon or something. It was like $25. We all had a good laugh.

And then there was the time some Leftard with more tolerance than brains who actually owned firearms invited Phil to go shooting out in the woods. Phil posted video of him blasting at paper plates laid on the side of a dirt berm about fifteen feet away and of course missed every single plate. IIRC he tried to pass off the videos of him practicing with his own pistol, but of course we all saw through that lie because if he had his own pistol there's no way he'd be able to resist posting photos of it to show off and feel like a tough guy.
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I remember that! Phil doing an epic 1970s cop film pirouette with his gun, and taking about 90 seconds to change a magazine.

That’s what makes Phil a lolcow. Not that he’s shit at shooting, or that he likes to prat about with his mates pretending to be Bodie & Doyle, but that he posts the videos of it proudly online as if they make him look scary and badass.

In the same vein, remember Phil vaping? He took a blast, coughed horribly, his face all screwed up like he was about to vomit and his eyes were streaming, and then he posted it online bragging about how he was vaping weed now like all the cool kids were. He literally set his phone camera up, took a video of him choking on the first time he’d ever tried smoking, and posted it online not as a laugh, but as a flex of being a tough guy.

Phil is so oblivious, it’s just hilarious.
 
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The Dude said:
He actually tried that once several years ago. It was when he still had his own sub-forum and I believe it was shortly after he moved into his first Section 8 tard barracks. He bought either an airsoft or BB gun that was somewhat realistic and posted photos of it on his Facebook trying to pass it off as real, and of course trying to intimidate the Farms. However, several of us gun savvy Kiwis pointed out that it wasn't a real firearm, and I think one Kiwi even found the exact model and posted a link to where you could buy it on Amazon or something. It was like $25. We all had a good laugh.

And then there was the time some Leftard with more tolerance than brains who actually owned firearms invited Phil to go shooting out in the woods. Phil posted video of him blasting at paper plates laid on the side of a dirt berm about fifteen feet away and of course missed every single plate. IIRC he tried to pass off the videos of him practicing with his own pistol, but of course we all saw through that lie because if he had his own pistol there's no way he'd be able to resist posting photos of it to show off and feel like a tough guy.
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He also did show himself at the range shooting a friends gun once that he tried to pass off as his own. Except his friend tagged him in a Tweet talking about how they went shooting that day.
 
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@UselessRubberKeyboard exactly. Phil has posted so many things online thinking they make him look a certain way, but in reality only made him look like a foolish bumblefuck and retarded Baby Huey. Like when he posted the video lecturing Chris-Chan and insisting Chris become a Communist. He thought it made him look wise and worldly, like a big brother trying to help a younger sibling. In reality it just made him look like a clueless ignoramus talking out his ass about things he doesn't understand.
 
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The Dude said:
IIRC he tried to pass off the videos of him practicing with his own pistol, but of course we all saw through that lie because if he had his own pistol there's no way he'd be able to resist posting photos of it to show off and feel like a tough guy.
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Yeah that was funny. He said something like, "practicing to take out the 'fash" or something like it was clever. But more than one Kiwi said there's no way he could get a gun much less hit a target.

Kinda like in this scene:


I'd wager even Imperial Stormtroopers have better aim than Taters does.

UselessRubberKeyboard said:
In the same vein, remember Phil vaping? He took a blast, coughed horribly, his face all screwed up like he was about to vomit and his eyes were streaming, and then he posted it online bragging about how he was vaping weed now like all the cool kids were. He literally set his phone camera up, took a video of him choking on the first time he’d ever tried smoking, and posted it online not as a laugh, but as a flex of being a tough guy.
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If he was using a 510 thread cartridge then... some of them can be a little harsh if you're not used to it.

But still even a retard would know that posting that shit of you choking to death isn't cool. Not Taters. He's trying to show how cool he is.

The Dude said:
@UselessRubberKeyboard exactly. Phil has posted so many things online thinking they make him look a certain way, but in reality only made him look like a foolish bumblefuck and retarded Baby Huey. Like when he posted the video lecturing Chris-Chan and insisting Chris become a Communist. He thought it made him look wise and worldly, like a big brother trying to help a younger sibling. In reality it just made him look like a clueless ignoramus talking out his ass about things he doesn't understand.
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Especially when he had to be rescued by Rainbow Jesus because he couldn't answer a simple question on Maoism.
 
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The Dude said:
He bought either an airsoft or BB gun that was somewhat realistic and posted photos of it on his Facebook trying to pass it off as real, and of course trying to intimidate the Farms.
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Phil is the sort of retard who would go out with an airsoft in public and wave it around to look like a badass and get shot by a cop almost as dumb as he is.
 
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Flamin Park said:
I miss slingblade

Did we ever get details of his tragic end?

Alas vodka goblin
I knew thee well
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Nope. Troons didn't give a fuck when he died, because they're worthless sociopaths who don't care if another troon dies unless they can somehow blame DRUAAAAAAUMPH/the Farms for it.

Dead, he was useless to them so nobody even wrote him a social media eulogy. I assume he fell asleep on his back, inhaled his vomit and had a Jimi Hendrix Experience, his organs all just shut down from his alcoholism, or he blew an esophageal varix and bled out internally in a matter of seconds (another common alky death).

Absolutely nobody cared about the death of this worthless troon.
 
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AnOminous said:
Nope. Troons didn't give a fuck when he died, because they're worthless sociopaths who don't care if another troon dies unless they can somehow blame DRUAAAAAAUMPH/the Farms for it.

Dead, he was useless to them so nobody even wrote him a social media eulogy. I assume he fell asleep on his back, inhaled his vomit and had a Jimi Hendrix Experience, his organs all just shut down from his alcoholism, or he blew an esophageal varix and bled out internally in a matter of seconds (another common alky death).

Absolutely nobody cared about the death of this worthless troon.
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I mean, Slingblade going out like Bon Scott and asphyxiating on his own booze puke is most likely. Or croaking due to alcohol poisoning/the DTs. Of course, we can't rule out him catching some STD via unprotected sex with some degenerate he barely knew and letting it go untreated, or even something he had for years and never got it taken care of. He was a fat, lazy, drunken piece of shit degenerate who didn't take care of himself and he was getting on in years, so it could be any number of things. It could have even been acute diabetes brought on by years of getting blackout drunk on the daily, again left untreated due to laziness.
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
He also apparently told Slingblade he had a gun, which led to him moving out.
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Here you go. Phil is "Ari"
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The Dude said:
I mean, Slingblade going out like Bon Scott and asphyxiating on his own booze puke is most likely. Or croaking due to alcohol poisoning/the DTs.
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It still says a lot about troons and how utterly worthless they are that this site, which hates troons, had more concern about his death than any troons in reality.

Just as a shout-out to any troons here. Look how much your "fellow" troons care about you. Their interest in you evaporates if you die in some way that can't be used as a shibboleth.

Absolutely no troon has ever expressed sorrow about the death of this particularly worthless troon.
 
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AnOminous said:
Absolutely no troon has ever expressed sorrow about the death of this particularly worthless troon.
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They would if it gained them some kind of oppression points or they could spin it that the reason they died was due to transphobia or something.

Ultimately they only care for themselves.
 
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Flamin Park said:
>Move out because of roommate having a gun
>Shots kill you anyway

GG lol
I wonder why he really moved out, sick of living in the tard hovel with Phil? Or did his next host have a better booze cabinet he was eyeing up?

No way Phil has a gun
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My guess is that he found another griftee. Phil’s tardbux probably don’t go too far, especially given that both of them were fat fucks who think they’re entitled to pizza. Plus living with Phil probably is pretty hellish, but Slingblade probably couldn’t get away with saying “pants-shitting retard” online.

AnOminous said:
It still says a lot about troons and how utterly worthless they are that this site, which hates troons, had more concern about his death than any troons in reality.

Just as a shout-out to any troons here. Look how much your "fellow" troons care about you. Their interest in you evaporates if you die in some way that can't be used as a shibboleth.

Absolutely no troon has ever expressed sorrow about the death of this particularly worthless troon.
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Slingblade’s death should be a cautionary tale for anyone getting into the trans cult. No matter how much people love bomb you when you join, no matter how well-regarded you are in the community, you will die alone and ugly. And no one will give you a second thought.

The same will happen to Phil.
 
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