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Oh I know. There's just something humorous about a Satanist group not allowing you to believe in Satan.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
- Thread starter wagglyplacebo
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I'm thinking it's more an image thing. Like "we're not the ones that go about sacrificing cats on Halloween. The people that do that are the crazy ones".
But honestly who knows. It still feels like they're a bunch of tryhards.
fuckidunno
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"trust the science"
hmm, THE science
But are they using a Frye or Daubert standard?
They don't address that science is an ongoing process including correction and revision.
Even as a literary character of a dissenter/dissident - these people aren't Satanic. They are playing the same mainstream game, but they are just trying to bat left handed (or, poetically from Latin... "sinister") to cover up that they are intramural dregs, not varsity ball
They are pseudo-Satanic impostors or, in common parlance, Hot Topic customers
Picklechu
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He LARPed as a witch/"brujera" a few years ago, and walked around with shitty edgelord goth makeup, but that's it.
A volcanic, third-world, t-shirt-shaped* shithole of brown homosexuals and road signs led by Jennifer fucking Lopez and a former Lt. Governor of California. LandPhil was hilarious, and I wish he'd go back to doing stuff with it.
*because it was originally the eastern half of the U.S. before Phil decided it was an island, Phil lacks the creativity to change his imaginary country, and Phil can't draw
Just like Antifa's ancom highway patrol! I guess Phil will fit in after all!
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Phil won't fit in anywhere aside from maybe a group home for pants-shitting retards, and even that is highly dubious. Even in a wannabe-Satanist coven full of other socially crippled losers and hopeless, soy-soaked rejects, Phil would still be an outcast.
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I honestly think the great tragedy of Phil is that he can’t accept his status as a retard. If he was just an autistic weeb hanging out with other autistic weebs, I think he’d be a lot happier. He spends all his time trying to fit into (or ideally dominate) groups that have no place for him. I bet there’s some online forum for people into road signs or imaginary countries or something where he could tap away to his autistic heart’s content.
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It's pure Dunning-Kruger when you get down to it. He's a retard but enough of a functioning one that he doesn't realize how stupid he actually is. And since he's convinced that he's smart he'll never accept it that he's anything but a genius. But to anybody with even a modicum of common sense and you can see the retardness in his derped eyes and misshapen potato head. That's why he covers them both up as much as he can.
Only if he was the one running the show. Taters has a definite need to feel important. Like how he was calling himself Chairwoman Izzy Hell for the longest time. Or how be became the "crime minister" of Antifa. Or the fact he's the President of his fake country. He's that kid that always needed to be the one in charge. You know, the one that nobody wanted to play with because he was such a retard?
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Nah that was Jennifer Lopez. Phil was some lowly Transportation Minister who for some reason moonlights as Heinrich Himmler.
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Exactly. Phil is running from the life he was meant to lead. If Phil just learned to stop hating himself, dropped the histrionic mallgoth crap, and embraced his true nature as a mild-mannered traffic autist, the universe would open up to him.
For example:
Yep. That was one of the things that first got me interested in Phil. In real life, he acts like such a pompous, narcissistic buffoon, but in his fantasy world - the one place where he doesn't have to impress people, but is instead absolutely free to be himself - Phil wasn't even the President. He was just a mid-level bureaucrat whose job was mapping highway systems.
Yes, Australatina was a hilariously dystopic, wokie hellhole, but that wasn't the most interesting thing about it. The most interesting thing, to me, was the fact that underneath all the edginess, communism, and ethnic cleansing, you could see the better angels of Phil's nature trying to assert themselves. The genocides never worked. The death of capitalism and rise of the state-planned economy never brought prosperity. Even institutional capture by radical trannies failed to usher in an era of Space Communism. All the things you'd expect to happen in an edgelord Maoist's self-insert political fiction, didn't happen.
At the end of the day, it was like Phil knew that his authoritarian power fantasies were silly and gay. I think that on some level, a deep primal level, he just wanted to put the rage and tattoos and tranny porn aside, and instead embrace the childlike innocence of being a simple traffic sperg. He's got a wealth of faggotry he's built up in his life, but beneath it all, what Phil truly wants is his retarded, autistic innocence back.
In a way, Phil's the Citizen Kane of lolcows. Only instead of building a powerful media empire that rose and fell, he's built a Kiwifarms subforum (that rose and fell). And instead of Rosebud, he's got Roadsign.
"Rooooaaaaddddssiiiiggnnn..."
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The great tragedy is his dad didn’t pull out.
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Not to mention in contexts where Satan is revered, it's as a champion of autonomy and free will, against an authoritarian God
aka the complete opposite of what tankies believe in
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How can someone be such a catastrophe and yet such a bore?
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Because he doesn't have the balls (lol) to actually go forth and do half the shit he tries to make out he's a part of.
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The only thing he's any good at is being an embarrassing retard and humiliating any cause he tries to associate himself with. That's why my favorite Phil moment is when he's talking about Maoism and Rainbow Jesus has to intervene, practically shoving him out of the way of the camera, to avoid having this cretin representing the Cause.
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Oh for fuck's sake, my aching sides! I finish 5 minutes of laughing at an English whore completely taking the piss out of Russell Greer with a 'Bluebeard' style series of tweets, and then I come over to find Phil juxtaposing AINT-IFA SUPER SOAKER with a cutsey-poo Baphomet in complete seriousness, and here I go again. I swear it's a fight to complete this post before I lose my dinner from laughter-aftershocks.
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So how like will this new identity last? I can't imagine there's much more real-estate on his arms, legs and neck for anymore tattoos and you know that's how he expresses how 'hardcore' he is.
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What kind of faggy shit is this?
In what world would Satan be politically correct?
You guys worship the king of hell; the icon of evil.
Why wouldn't he be racist and sexist?
They've got the trans/abortion-killing right; as the devil would probably approve of the profanation and murder of God's favorite creatures.
The retarded temple has no reason to exist.
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Satanists will kick you out for being a lumpenprol too Phil. Hell they're probably going to quicker than Antifa did.
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It's not like he's actually going to join and he's just going to larp as a Satanist because in his edgelord fantasies it's the easiest way to scare the average person.