"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[BlueArmedDevil]

Do all antifa idiots cover their faces like this or is it just Phil?

Yes

 

[AnOminous]

Yes

They usually have an actual practical reason for it, specifically that they're about to commit acts of terrorism.

Phil just does it when tarding out in his hovel alone.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Do all antifa idiots cover their faces like this or is it just Phil?

It makes sense if you're going to go out and commit some kind of crime to cover your face and make it hard for the cops to track you down.

 

[Coldgrip]

Yeah but for the longest time Taters thought he looked tough and was good looking. All the talk of him having derped eyes and an exceptional individual mouth has obviously gotten to him. So he hides his deformities from the camera and thinks he's being clever in doing do.

'Derped eyes' puts it mildly:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It makes sense if you're going to go out and commit some kind of crime to cover your face and make it hard for the cops to track you down.

It would make more sense just to not post about that or, better yet, not post anything at all. If Phil genuinely was this dangerous terrorist, he’d have been lifted by the cops immediately.

 

[The Dude]

They usually have an actual practical reason for it, specifically that they're about to commit acts of terrorism.

Phil just does it when tarding out in his hovel alone.

Yep. It's all a LARP for Phil to delude himself into feeling tough and badass, and to make-believe that he's part of the Antifa crowd (even things he's hiding away in his apartment). Even so, he's still easy to pick out with all that mall ninja shit on because of his Fetal Alcohol Syndrome eyes, lumpy layers of lard, and the way he carries himself. It's always readily apparent that he's Phil and he's a mongoloid.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

It would make more sense just to not post about that or, better yet, not post anything at all. If Phil genuinely was this dangerous terrorist, he’d have been lifted by the cops immediately.

It just shows how much of a LARP this is. But then stupid people do stupid things. Like a girl who stole money from a bank then bragged about it on Youtube or something showing all the money she stole. Or people putting up on Instagram some illegal shit like showing how much weed they just scored.

These people need the validation they get from others as it gives meaning to their lives.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

'Derped eyes' puts it mildly:

He's always reminded me strongly of a sunfish in this picture. Sunfish are a lot cooler than Phil though and having their eyes on the sides of their heads is actually beneficial in the ocean and not the result of being an ugly tard.

 

[Positron]

7 Nov 2021:



Wooow! My cheek is burning just from reading this!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

7 Nov 2021:
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Wooow! My cheek is burning just from reading this!

Still the tard eyed sperg that we know and love. My butter knife has a sharper edge than this post.

 

[Coldgrip]

Phil is overdue for an ass kicking then.

 

[TurdFondler]

His satanic pride shoop would be right at home on a mid 2000s geocities page under some spinning skulls.

 

[Alex Krycek]

His satanic pride shoop would be right at home on a mid 2000s geocities page under some spinning skulls.

#skeltenwer #midadizfeg #pronked #unowhodafukitz #analchest @dennysdiner

 

[Miss Misery]

Oh he's going all in on LaVeyan Satanism (which is basically just atheism with spooky adornments)? Good luck with that, Phil.

 

[AnOminous]

7 Nov 2021:
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Wooow! My cheek is burning just from reading this!

How does Phil live up to this? If someone slaps him in the face, he waddles off crying and goes home where he bounces and squeaks.

 

[Positron]

How does Phil live up to this? If someone slaps him in the face, he waddles off crying and goes home where he bounces and squeaks.

And posts on Facebook how he totally roundhouse-kicked ten Kiwis.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

His satanic pride shoop would be right at home on a mid 2000s geocities page under some spinning skulls.

Where's Tyce when you need him?

Oh he's going all in on LaVeyan Satanism (which is basically just atheism with spooky adornments)? Good luck with that, Phil.

You think he knows the difference between LaVeyan Satanism and any other kind? He's doing this as a LARP.

And to hide the derp.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

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If Phil wants to do quotes, here we go:

“I’m going to bounce and squeak, shit myself and then do nothing”

Phil, 2021

 

[LeChampion1992]

'Derped eyes' puts it mildly:

Ahh the face of obese losers

 

[The Un-Clit]

Oh he's going all in on LaVeyan Satanism (which is basically just atheism with spooky adornments)? Good luck with that, Phil.

All he knows about LaVeyan Satanism is from the first 20 pages or so that he read from the dog-eared paperback copy of The Satanic Bible that he bought 3rdhand at the nearest thrift store for $0.50. The first 20 pages would be enough to get him through 'the Satanic Diatribe' so he could mine some cool quotes from and that's about it. The rest would just confuse him so he's probably already re-reading the first bits.

Next post he makes is when he quotes the part about "plucking Jesus by the beard and splitting his worm-eaten skull open with a broad-axe."


(yes I may have read a little bit of all of the Satanic Bible when going through my teenage edgelord phase, but even I at age 14 could tell it was laughable bullshit written by a self-serving asshat and had nothing to actually do with Satan once you get past the very first bits of the book. More then Phil ever will. I moved over to Golden Dawn and Ars Goeta very quickly.)