"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Also stumbled across this troon begging on behalf of Phil.
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“An expert in community safety”
 
But Phil is of White Potato extraction and would have looked like a weirdo for certain pre-Coof. But he's probably going to be able to hide his derpy face for a good long time even after this mess is over.
The mask has nothing to do with him looking like a weirdo. Just his actual derpy tard face looks weirder than a mask.
 
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I mean, Phil definitely is that kind of shitty and petty person. However, since he rarely leave his apartment and wears his Middle-Aged Mutant Mall-Ninja Tard-dle mask inside his home, we can assume that it doesn't make him miserable.
He knows other people loath it, though. He can enjoy their discomfort.

Phil begging for $66.60 in the third person.
No doubt in honor of Bob Dole’s passing. Or he’s going back to being a multiple.
 
No doubt in honor of Bob Dole’s passing. Or he’s going back to being a multiple.
Or because more people know him as Aspen than whatever he's going as today. Taters really hasn't made mention of his "alters" in a while so I think it's safe to assume he's forgotten about them in an attempt to focus on his new identity as being a Satanic SuperSpud.
 
Also stumbled across this troon begging on behalf of Phil.
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“An expert in community safety”

Unable to eat well? Does he mean by "well" no artisan pizza and import speciality cheese?

I've never figured out wise, but why is begging a common lolcow trait. It's something that connects them all. They all do it. Phil is the greediest of all. Maybe I'm just looking far closer than I should. It's just ridiculous.

I'm afraid begging-wise Phil is facing fierce competition from people like Kevin and Sapphixy.
 
Update on Phil’s e-begging.
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Phil’s new tattoo and his inability to maintain proper hygiene are keeping him on the sidelines.
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This is where the tard buxs are going.
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Imagine being a tattoo artist and this fat smelly potato walks into your shop with a bunch of tard scribbles for you to think about for the next three months.
This here is exactly why he shouldn't be getting money from anybody.

The request is for medication and food. Not for fucking tats. There's this thing in the world called "priorities". Food and shelter are right up there near the top. Tattoos don't even enter the equation. Anybody that sees that post, whether they sympathize with Taters or not, should then withhold their money. If he's got enough money for tattoos then he has enough money to buy instant ramen.
 
And yet pre-coof Taters did everything to show his face all the time. I doubt he's gained any kind of self-awareness in that time with his perma-derp expression. Now he's all about wearing masks and hiding his face because it makes him feel like a big strong man.

Nah, Phil was wearing ski masks and balaclavas before the ChiCom Coof as part of his Ain't-ifa cosplay. Phil is capable of a tiny bit of self-awareness. Not enough to make any meaningful changed to improve himself of course, but enough to feel humiliation when we make fun of him about a particular thing for a decently long time. Phil knows that if we rag on him over something for a long time that we're being honest. His first inclination is to think we are lying to be mean to him. Then he starts realizing we are telling the truth, but he goes into denial and tries to ignore us. But after we have given him shit about something long enough without changing our tune, eventually Phil will no longer be able to deny it and will instead try to hide whatever it is, hoping we'll just stop talking about it. Take his nasty-ass rotting beaver teeth and his Fetal Alcohol re-tard eye as examples. Once we had laughed at Phil about them long enough he started trying to hide them in photos. He started making sure he never posted pics where his teeth were showing, and he started wearing sun glasses to hide his eyes. Now he either puts a censor bar over his FAS eyes or blacking them out because we kept pointing out that his tard eyes were still readily apparent with the shades.

Phil begging for $66.60 in the third person.
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Phil, don’t forget about a picture for us! We are the only ones who care about you anyway.

Ass-pain needs his Comrades to cough up those "solidarity bucks", because he's a lazy lump of lard who ignores the "workers" part of Marxism.

Or because more people know him as Aspen than whatever he's going as today. Taters really hasn't made mention of his "alters" in a while so I think it's safe to assume he's forgotten about them in an attempt to focus on his new identity as being a Satanic SuperSpud.

Aspen is his current "identity" and its fairly new. Maybe a year old or so. It was "Izzy Hell" before.

Unable to eat well? Does he mean by "well" no artisan pizza and import speciality cheese?



I'm afraid begging-wise Phil is facing fierce competition from people like Kevin and Sapphixy.

Don't forget Louis "a tablet for every room" Gagliardi, another fat, worthless, lazy, grifting fake girl.

Update on Phil’s e-begging.
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Phil’s new tattoo and his inability to maintain proper hygiene are keeping him on the sidelines.
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This is where the tard buxs are going.
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Imagine being a tattoo artist and this fat smelly potato walks into your shop with a bunch of tard scribbles for you to think about for the next three months.

Phil is "taking a break from all the marches"? Hasn't he been on permanent vacation from any and all AnTardfa "actions" ever since Antifa became a thing in Portland? He always stays safely in the Ain't-ifa Barracks and only goes to demonstrations "in spirit" while he plays dress-up.

And does Phil's aftercare for his new tard doodle include bathing in any way? No? No wonder its taking him so long to heal and get "back in action".
 
I'm curious about Phil's take on this, the white man pretending he's a Hispanic woman.

That's probably composed of the very few who heard it, and the rest who heard it and immediately thought what the fuck is this faggotry? And most of the rest don't have an opinion because they've never even heard of this dumb shit.
 
"Anti-Communism is Fascism!" Boy, Phil is sure trying his hardest to make Fascism sound good, isn't he? Maybe he's secretly a WigNat who is subtly trying to discredit Communism by making its proponents look like pants-shitting retards? Or maybe Communism is such a failed joke of a political ideology that only short bus jockeys like Phil believe in it? Probably the latter.
 
Twitter is the only place Phil can actually be tough.
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Lol, you tell ‘em, Philip. I know if I want to post political opinions, I ask a retard with an opposing philosophy to post it on his poseur Twitter account. Ironically, Phil’s teenage edgelord posturing backed by zero political understanding is probably the best anti-Communist propaganda this side of Stalin.

Also, “The Management.” Cute. Is The Management you, Philip?
 
This is where the tard buxs are going.
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Imagine being a tattoo artist and this fat smelly potato walks into your shop with a bunch of tard scribbles for you to think about for the next three months.
>"where they can change a couple things with it."

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And here's the original, if you'd like to be Phil's tattoo artist and change a couple things:
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