"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Ophelia]

It’s also possible he got the chop but regrets it and he doesn’t talk about it because he doesn’t want us to laugh at him for it.

Would he be able to stop himself from talking about it?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

It's because he used to talk about getting it done all the time and how badly he wanted it to happen that convinced me he lied about it. He had a history of not shutting up whenever he finally got something he really wanted and posting photos of whatever it was. Look how hard he sperged when he finally got his bicycle. He posted about it daily for months, including photos of it sitting in his apartment. Yet when he supposedly got GRS, the one thing he claimed he wanted more than anything else in the world, he only mentioned it a few times since and only posted recovery photos and then a few photos a couple years later because we doubted him? And you couldn't even tell it was Phil for sure in any of them? Nah. He fucking faked it. He likely got someone to help him with the recovery photos somehow, likely someone who wanted to put "those damn Kiwi Farms bullies" in their place. The other photos he was obviously tucking. And I just don't see Phil being competent enough to handle the post-surgery care and maintenance, nor do I believe he could handle the pain and responsibility of dilating. Not to mention he would have likely gotten sepsis from his atrocious personal hygiene and ended up with a lengthy hospital stay. There's far, FAR more evidence that he lied about it vs. evidence supporting Phil getting GRS.

The thing is, half the dickflips look like the bloke’s tucking anyway, due to how they yoink the dick down and tuck it inside the gouged-out taint hole (the other half look like shotgun injuries or spider mouths). Whether the backslash slash photos were actually Phil or not we’ll never know (though the cabbage leg tat makes me think it was).

Either way, the Farms wins. He lied about getting his dick gutted and was too spineless to go through with it, or he was so invested in sticking it to random nobodies on the internet that he got himself castrated. And then posed with his trousers down round his knees, thinking it made him look threatening somehow.

The whole debacle is fucking hilarious. I’d almost feel guilty for laughing at a re.tard, but Phil’s such a selfish asshole that he deserves everything he gets. He’s the preening shitgoblin who thinks he’s sleeping beauty, and keeps telling himself people are only laughing because they’re jealous, as he stinks up the place so bad people won’t go within five metres of him. He’s just so oblivious. It shouldn’t be possible for a human being to be so dumb, but here we are.

Cue a “kiwi farms can’t stop talking about my genitalia” post from Phil, just to prove that obliviousness once again.

 

[Bassomatic]

Phil spilling his spaghetti so hard during Occupy was so bad that Alex Jones used him as a punchline for months. Tucker Carlson talked about Chris fucking his mom.

Till the day I die I will swear Tucker has an intern who posts here.
PS: Tucker, I love you and shout Bassomatic internet terrorist out.

Would he be able to stop himself from talking about it?

No way, in those weirdo tranny circles he wants to be part of you are cooler if you get the chop. He NEEDS to be not just cool but the coolest in the room.

Maybe he should pretend he's FtM and get his fucking bitch tits cut off and everyone would clap at his tiny dick.

 

[Ophelia]

Does Phil think he’s beautiful or attractive in any way? I usually see him covering his face and trying to be scary. (And failing)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Does Phil think he’s beautiful or attractive in any way? I usually see him covering his face and trying to be scary. (And failing)

I think he’s aware that he’s ugly, hence his obsession with hiding or disguising his face.

 

[The Dude]

I think he’s aware that he’s ugly, hence his obsession with hiding or disguising his face.

That's one of the few times Phil has exhibited any kind of learned behavior. He started covering up his face because we laughed at his nasty bucked teeth, his pudgy unfeminine jowls, and his derpy Fetal Alcohol tard eyes. It got to the point where we could even pick him out of a crowd even when he was wearing a mask or balaclava on the rare occasions he actually left his apartment to go to some Pinko protest. So, yeah, Phil knows he's ugly and doesn't look like a woman.

 

[Positron]

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Gosh, how spoopy. I’m sure 1950s housewives are clutching their pearls as we speak.

Has anyone asked Phil to explain how Satanism and Maoism interact? (Lolno)

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Gosh, how spoopy. I’m sure 1950s housewives are clutching their pearls as we speak.

Has anyone asked Phil to explain how Satanism and Maoism interact? (Lolno)

He can't explain what Maoism is about so how would he be able to explain how they intersect?

They don't. Like at all. But it would be funny to see him try.

 

[The Dude]

He can't explain what Maoism is about so how would he be able to explain how they intersect?

They don't. Like at all. But it would be funny to see him try.

Pretty sure he can't explain what Satanism is either. Really, all his political and religious views boil down to "FUCK YOU DAD! I HATE YOU DAD!" edgelord shit. If it's something Phil believes looks spoopy or badass then he will try (and fail) to adopt it as part of his personality and the persona he tries to put up for the people he wants to impress. He can't explain what any of it means, only that it makes his wee widdle pee-pee rock hard.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Pretty sure he can't explain what Satanism is either. Really, all his political and religious views boil down to "FUCK YOU DAD! I HATE YOU DAD!" edgelord shit. If it's something Phil believes looks spoopy or badass then he will try (and fail) to adopt it as part of his personality and the persona he tries to put up for the people he wants to impress. He can't explain what any of it means, only that it makes his wee widdle pee-pee rock hard.

Yeah but Satanism is easier to fake. You just throw the horns occasionally, wear clothes from Hot Topic and say, "hail Satan" all the time. Boom! Instant Satanist.

With Maoism, or even generic communism, your average American wouldn't be able to tell you what it's all about so you could fake it. Taters however is a retard and can't think on his feet relying instead on stock phrases and concepts he heard from Hetalia or what others have said on the matter.

EDIT: Spelling

 

[Big Nasty]

Noticed this on Phil's wall:



This is derivate of marketing for a theft protection system that is very specific to Sweden, of all countries. It is mostly used on bikes.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Noticed this on Phil's wall:

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This is derivate of marketing for a theft protection system that is very specific to Sweden, of all countries. It is mostly used on bikes.

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That might be where bike-obsessed Phil got the idea, but that logo is a variation of the Neighborhood Watch signs that I have seen here in the US since I was a kid.

 

[Alex Krycek]

That might be where bike-obsessed Phil got the idea, but that logo is a variation of the Neighborhood Watch signs that I have seen here in the US since I was a kid.

The bike idea mostly came from a bunch of RadFem Lesbians that tolerated him back in Seattle, but my theory is that it’s origin goes back to him being obsessed with transportation in general.

One thing excessively weird about him has always been road signs and train signs. That’s not exactly what got me to follow him but it was a quirk I noticed pretty quick. This is a man who cannot really drive a car, or a bike but he’s still somehow obsessed with transportation in general. It may be that he thought his home life was so bad that he just wanted to get away. Not the worst theory imo and he just latched on to the most tangible symbol which of course was transportation and therefor the signs. That being said, it could be similar to how a lot of Autists love trains but it’s slightly modified somehow.

I do wish somebody had picked his brain about this back in the day. I still don’t completely understand it.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The bike idea mostly came from a bunch of RadFem Lesbians that tolerated him back in Seattle, but my theory is that it’s origin goes back to him being obsessed with transportation in general.

One thing excessively weird about him has always been road signs and train signs. That’s not exactly what got me to follow him but it was a quirk I noticed pretty quick. This is a man who cannot really drive a car, or a bike but he’s still somehow obsessed with transportation in general. It may be that he thought his home life was so bad that he just wanted to get away. Not the worst theory imo and he just latched on to the most tangible symbol which of course was transportation and therefor the signs. That being said, it could be similar to how a lot of Autists love trains but it’s slightly modified somehow.

I do wish somebody had picked his brain about this back in the day. I still don’t completely understand it.

A lot of autists love maps too (including possibly Phil). I think it’s about a system with rules and minutiae.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That might be where bike-obsessed Phil got the idea, but that logo is a variation of the Neighborhood Watch signs that I have seen here in the US since I was a kid.

Yeah that's the first thing that came to mind. And considering what a narc he probably is in real life he probably thinks it allows him to spy on his neighbors and call them out when stuff goes on he doesn't like.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Yeah that's the first thing that came to mind. And considering what a narc he probably is in real life he probably thinks it allows him to spy on his neighbors and call them out when stuff goes on he doesn't like.

And then he'd bitch about people spying on him when he broadcasts everything he does on the Internet.

 

[The Dude]

Noticed this on Phil's wall:

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This is derivate of marketing for a theft protection system that is very specific to Sweden, of all countries. It is mostly used on bikes.

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It's blurry as fuck, but the top of Phil's sign says "We watch cops", so it's probably some Pinko faggot "all cops are bastards" propaganda bullshit. Because of course Phil would have some 3edgy5u sign like that on his wall.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

his love of authoritarianism?

back to the antifaggots

I think Phil is such a poser that if he were to LARP as a serious "anarcho-primitivist", he'd unironically support a technological and authoritarian state. While buying "anarcho-primitivism" merchandise and getting "anarcho-primitivist" tattoos, to advertise on social media that he's a "proud super anarcho-primitivist warrior".

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I think Phil is such a poser that if he were to LARP as a serious "anarcho-primitivist", he'd unironically support a technological and authoritarian state. While buying "anarcho-primitivism" merchandise and getting "anarcho-primitivist" tattoos, to advertise on social media that he's a "proud super anarcho-primitivist warrior".

Agreed. Taters has delusions of grandeur. He's the type that thinks if the revolution came tomorrow he'd not only be on the winning side but he'd also wind up running things. He's got a desire for power and wants to be able to throw his weight around. But so far, the only thing he's managed to break is a cheap door by falling into it.