"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

The main reason I knew this was because I have a cousin who although a bit of a closet weeb did study at an actual Kendo Dojo while in Japan, and mentioned to us he never handled an authentic sharpened Katana for the two years he was stationed there. When another cousin asked if that meant he was bad at it, my Weeb cousin replied that was actually fairly standard to not use an authentic blade until you had everything down and as you said it was mostly for presentation and ceremony. He was allowed to bring his blunt training blade back with him and if you saw it from afar you would think it was the real deal, but nope it was just blunt.
Yeah I never handled one as well and still have my blunt katana. The only time I've seen anybody use a real sword was during demonstrations like when they cut the tameshigiri mats.

Sounds like another positive benefit of this is you would keep tards like Phil away from the place because they would never do something for two years if they didn't get to wave around their substitute penis and probably accidentally injure someone out of pure retardation.
Most real dojos wouldn't even allow somebody like Taters in because I swear he'd pull a Cartman the minute he stepped onto the mat.

 

Fret not Phillie -- The scientists at KiwiLabs have been working 'round the clock to develop reversal technology for your horrible life ruining mistakes

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as for katanas -- phil, those are tools and symbols of imperialism
 
I love how he lists the stupid shit (you don’t need pepper spray, dingus) before getting to the point.

If you need socks, go to whatever dollar store or Five Below exists in your area. Like the rest of us do. Same for gloves. If you’re laid up with bad knees, you definitely don’t need the super special socks and gloves. God, this fucker.
 
Why does he even want good socks if his feet have fungus growing on them and can be smelled from a 10 mile radius?
Any sock would disintegrate minutes on Phil's feet.
He’s trying to find the magical perfect heavy duty socks which can withstand the fungal ire.
 
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I'm pretty tickled by the mental image of Phil going about strapped with a cheap katana on the rare occasions he actually leaves the house. He will most likely spend $50 on some piece of shit non-functional wall hanger made in Pakistan from aluminum or pot metal.


And Phil having pain in his knee is most likely due to being morbidly obese and sedentary. He's got to be close to 350lbs by now, if not heavier, and all he does is sit around his apartment playing Commie Militant Dress-Up. That's a sure-fire way to start having joint pain. It shoots his "food insecurity" claims all to hell and back. If he were really going hungry then he wouldn't be begging for new toys for his LARP fantasies.
 
Why does he even want good socks if his feet have fungus growing on them and can be smelled from a 10 mile radius?
Any sock would disintegrate minutes on Phil's feet.

So he wants new socks, because he's given his old nasty ass crotch-rot socks to his pal Begg-o.
Damn, I thought they were supposed to be allies or whatever, not engaging in bioterrorism on each other's feet

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but he wants to use a katana...I don't think Phil completely understands what they mean by "less lethal"
you ain't exactly force scaling by pull out a head lopper

Of the footage I've seen of tater-boy (like when he oversprayed his chem-mace) he's shoulder to shoulder in a crowd.
something like a gladius or a cutlass would probably serve him wayyyy better since they are made for close quarters or at least a wakizashi if he absolutely MUST play Edo-Joe the Bullshido Ronin
 
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Of the footage I've seen of tater-boy (like when he oversprayed his chem-mace) he's shoulder to shoulder in a crowd.
something like a gladius or a cutlass would probably serve him wayyyy better since they are made for close quarters or at least a wakizashi if he absolutely MUST play Edo-Joe the Bullshido Ronin
Not just that but while a knife or baton can be seen as being a defensive weapon a sword isn't. That is strictly offensive.

And last time I checked while Oregon has some lenient knife laws I can't find anything on the legality of carrying around a 3 foot piece of slashy steel with you as "protection".

And if he really wanted to stick with the Ways of the Weeb and want a samurai weapon, go for a tanto. It's small but sharp and can be very effective.
 
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Cut that out spudman. KF are the only people who care for you yet you refused our help.
Another piece of advice free of charge: rub some of your pepper-spray gel on your hands and feet. It will make them warmer.

Phil also signal-boosts some other nutters who pretend to be badass.
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Cowardly men are so afraid of women that they don full paramilitary gear when going to a women rights protest.
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A certain cowardly man even block this Twitter because... I dunno? He's afraid to catch the cooties?
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