"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

This is a nitpick compared to all the other stupid shit Phil says, but his misuse of the word "actively" is so annoying. Oh they're not passively planning, they're actively planning? Oh no so threatening. Phil does it a lot but I see this from other online leftist dumbasses too, the use of "actively" as just a general intensifier. The fash are actively planning to actively oppress and actively kill everyone with their active actions you guys.
 
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This is a nitpick compared to all the other stupid shit Phil says, but his misuse of the word "actively" is so annoying. Oh they're not passively planning, they're actively planning? Oh no so threatening. Phil does it a lot I see this from other online leftist dumbasses too, the use of "actively" as just a general intensifier. The fash are actively planning to actively oppress and actively kill everyone with their active actions you guys.
Luckily for me I've noticed this too. So when I completely genocide the fuck out of trannies, I do it PASSIVELY, and it completely gets past their radar until I've murdered them to death, but in a completely passive way.
 
God bless Andy and his Phil shtick, he does it infrequently enough that every time I see it, eventhough he reuses the same pictures, I have a hearty chuckle and remember good times with taters. He keeps the memory of Phil as he was alive.
Andy follows tats more than we do. He's a washed up old man. I mean Phil, but it kinda applies to Andy too.
 
This is a nitpick compared to all the other stupid shit Phil says, but his misuse of the word "actively" is so annoying. Oh they're not passively planning, they're actively planning? Oh no so threatening. Phil does it a lot I see this from other online leftist dumbasses too, the use of "actively" as just a general intensifier. The fash are actively planning to actively oppress and actively kill everyone with their active actions you guys.
It's a buzzword more than anything else. By saying you're "actively" doing something it makes it seem more dynamic. Like you're on top of things.

God bless Andy and his Phil shtick, he does it infrequently enough that every time I see it, eventhough he reuses the same pictures, I have a hearty chuckle and remember good times with taters. He keeps the memory of Phil as he was alive.
It also pumps up Taters' ego and makes him feel like a big man. After all the Crime Leader of all Antifa must be a special individual. Funny that he can't get much in the way of a signal boost so he'll take what he can get.
 
Sooooo you're saying we need to bring back the Phil board and make Andy a mod? Taters rides again! (God I wish(:_( )
Taters is too fat and lazy to ride the bus for free anymore. He doesn't even bounce in his hovel. It's not shocking men in that age range start running out of steam when they aren't fit.
 
You guys, of COURSE Phil is totally an Antifa Leader doing Antifa Leader things! What do leaders do? The give orders and they delegate responsibilities. In other words, they get OTHER people to go out and do the things so that the Leader can sit safely at ho...I mean, safely behind the lines to continue giving orders and delegating...stuff. Don't let the fact that Phil can't get anyone to pay attention to him, signal boost his social media posts, or follow his orders get in the way of understanding that Phil is such an important and strong leader. He's just like Vladimir Putin and Xi Xingping!
 
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I like how his stock flag is just as retarded as he looks in that filter. Maybe he should find a face mask that actually fits his warped and defective face. Even hiding the eyes, the fact it's actually partially sideways based on the mouth tells you that he is a tard that probably should be in a home and given a budget rather than have control over the money.

And congrats on celebrating countries that rely on gaslighting their people due to their poor working and living conditions, and who'd intentionally gas or force you to work to death in a camp for being a drain on their funds. The Grapes of Wrath was banned by the way in the Soviet Union despite it being a look into poverty during the Great Depression. Why? Because even a destitute American during that shitstorm with effectively nothing and seeking a new life was still richer and better fed than the average soviet citizen.

Still applies today, since I know Phil would scream in entitled rage and be beaten to death secretly if he lived in Russia and saw the 90% rent bill for the maybe 5k a year he'd get if he worked a menial job. Engineers in Russia make less than a McDonald's employee here in the US, and they have to double bunk in their shitty apartments in Moscow due to the predatory rent that kleptocracy pushes. Reminder that I'm talking about Moscow and Petrograd, places where Russia makes their potempkin villages to lie to the world about not being more retarded than Nigeria, and it's still so shit most of them flee to the US the first nanosecond they have a chance to. Unless they're embezzling of course.

Cope, seethe, and make cat noises Phil.
 
oooh ' what happens if they LITERALLY ACTIVELY plan PERIOD??
does phils latest pepper gel purchase just spontaneously explode all over everyone?
Is he all the way off twitter? it's more late era Phil, but I thought the addition of his meth buddy as sort of his Cousin Oliver was entertaining.
 
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I don’t think it’s even possible for Phil to not look retarded in photos. He hides his face, you can see it in his eyes. He hides his eyes, you can see that the balaclava doesn’t sit straight on his fat mutant head. He only shows himself in silhouette, it draws attention to his potato body. Dude could be hiding behind a wall and you’d still be able to tell he’s special needs.
 
There isn't a mask that's been made that would be capable of fully concealing Phil's Fetal Alcohol derp face. The tard vibes always find their way through. Though, it would be funny to see Phil experimenting with all kinds of other masks in a fruitless quest to finally find one that will prevent people from seeing he's just a retard and make him look like a badass at last. Could you imagine Phil in a hockey mask? Or one of those Kevlar "bulletproof" masks? That would definitely be something that would ring Phil's bell, if he could afford one.
 
I don’t think it’s even possible for Phil to not look retarded in photos. He hides his face, you can see it in his eyes. He hides his eyes, you can see that the balaclava doesn’t sit straight on his fat mutant head. He only shows himself in silhouette, it draws attention to his potato body. Dude could be hiding behind a wall and you’d still be able to tell he’s special needs.
It's because he reads what we say about him and he's trying to hide the shame that is his face. He was all about showing it before. But the more fun we made of him the more he started to hide it. First it was the balaclava. Then we made fun of his derped eyes and jagged teeth so he started hiding those as well. Now it's his misshapen potato head.

No matter what he does you can still see the derp.
 
I wanna see it in all it's glory. Would he have any dental benefits on Medicaid?
He's entitled to dental benefits, but going to the dentist will do little to actually benefit him in any way, so the only way he's going is if they tell him they'll install his antifa supersolider teeth.
 
>CWC
>Gets out of doing hard prison time and gets a heroes welcome from weens around the world

>Phil
>Can't even get a tweet boosted, nobody cares
>CWC
>Is a bad motherfucker

>Phil
>Is a no pussy getting fucker of nobody but himself

>CWC
>Actually did time for being a bad motherfucker

>Phil
>Calls himself a "Crime Minister," is too afraid to commit any actual crimes
 
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