"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Adamska]

Yeah, he's dull as dishwater since he got the posturing beaten out of him by a drunk ogre. Still ooks a bit, but like, it's so passe and lame now.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

There is also the possibility that antardfa still wrangles him to make sure he doesn't make them an even greater laughing stock than they already are.

 

[Bookwork]

Well, in Phil's defense, troon tards are a dime a dozen these days. Back in his prime, Phil had a bit of novelty about him.

 

[Judge Holden]

Well, in Phil's defense, troon tards are a dime a dozen these days. Back in his prime, Phil had a bit of novelty about him.

Phil's entire existence was foreshadowing the troonpocalypse back in the late 00s, and when it hit he lost any uniqueness he once had, and thus is only interesting in a scholarly "first signs of the shitshow to come" sense these days

Its a bit like that nigger kid in the 60s who died of some rare cancer after selling his ass on the street, who decades later would be identified as one of the early AIDs cases back when it was festering unknown at the fringes of society

 

[Bassomatic]

Yeah, he's dull as dishwater since he got the posturing beaten out of him by a drunk ogre. Still ooks a bit, but like, it's so passe and lame now.

I wouldn't lie it was the most fun domestic violence in human history and we got to find a person who is so evil we pitied our potato to a point some even touched pop to try to get Toren evicted/arrested etc. not because he's an awful person but he was mean to OUR punching bag.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Phil's entire existence was foreshadowing the troonpocalypse back in the late 00s, and when it hit he lost any uniqueness he once had, and thus is only interesting in a scholarly "first signs of the shitshow to come" sense these days

The hubris on that is hilarious, since he went so far as to have Spanish words used to describe women on himself (and, y'know, he "totally got the chop" which he'll never admit never happened) so now he can't simply drop the whole translatinx bullshit without having to explain why a bunch of nonsensical descriptors are on his body.

Kind of like how pointless those three marks on his nose bridge are. He got those in a particular moment of edgyness to emulate Kylo Ren's mask...whoops! Turns out Kylo's just an edgy loser bitch that nobody respects by the end of Rise of Skywalker, just like taters, a real rebel without a cause.

 

[Judge Holden]

The hubris on that is hilarious, since he went so far as to have Spanish words used to describe women on himself (and, y'know, he "totally got the chop" which he'll never admit never happened) so now he can't simply drop the whole translatinx bullshit without having to explain why a bunch of nonsensical descriptors are on his body.

Kind of like how pointless those three marks on his nose bridge are. He got those in a particular moment of edgyness to emulate Kylo Ren's mask...whoops! Turns out Kylo's just an edgy loser bitch that nobody respects by the end of Rise of Skywalker, just like taters, a real rebel without a cause.

His whole life has been a never ending cycle of finding ever worse excuses and pretexts to peremenantly fuck his life up. The whole leftist schtick itself only happened IIRC because he larped as some communist from an anime and in his autism decided this made him a communist by default

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

This is a nice sentiment but I legitimately just check Phil's thread nowadays to see if he was shot or stabbed.

When/if it happens, nobody will know and most people won’t care. He has no friends or family left that care about him. He chased Toren away by sperging over guns. His mother is just glad he can’t punch her from across the country. His behavior has been so bad that he convinced multiple people who knew him irl to join kiwi farms and tell us about him. If Phil has it set for his rent to automatically come out of his account every month (or if it’s covered by some kind of tard public housing program), I could seriously see him being one of those cases where he dies in his apartment and nobody realizes he died for months or maybe even years.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If Phil has it set for his rent to automatically come out of his account every month (or if it’s covered by some kind of tard public housing program), I could seriously see him being one of those cases where he dies in his apartment and nobody realizes he died for months or maybe even years.

Depends on when people notice the smell of his rotting corpse, which given his non-existent hygiene and the kinds of people living alongside him, likely would put it around a year.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Depends on when people notice the smell of his rotting corpse, which given his non-existent hygiene and the kinds of people living alongside him, likely would put it around a year.

Maybe even longer. If Phil is living in the kind of trashy slum he deserves, people who live there really learn to mind their own business. The landlord doesn’t care enough to deal with an odor and your neighbors know they could get in trouble talking about stuff like that. Not to mention, there are probably other terrible smells coming from slums like that. Phil could easily be dead for a good 5 years before anyone notices.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

His whole life has been a never ending cycle of finding ever worse excuses and pretexts to peremenantly fuck his life up. The whole leftist schtick itself only happened IIRC because he larped as some communist from an anime and in his autism decided this made him a communist by default

I think his larping as a communist is also because he thinks it scares the straights. Don't forget he also larped as a Satanist before going back and kissing Chairman Mao's butt and acting like China was totes cool.

The ironic thing about that last bit was he would buy Chinese made stuff from American companies and supporting capitalism when China is also a capitalist country. Well... State Capitalism but you know baby steps and all that.

Maybe even longer. If Phil is living in the kind of trashy slum he deserves, people who live there really learn to mind their own business. The landlord doesn’t care enough to deal with an odor and your neighbors know they could get in trouble talking about stuff like that. Not to mention, there are probably other terrible smells coming from slums like that. Phil could easily be dead for a good 5 years before anyone notices.

I imagine people walk by his door holding their noses or spraying air freshener in the hopes that they don't gag on the stench.

Seriously I would imagine nobody would want to deal with doing a wellness check and since his welfare money pays for the rent it could literally be years before they notice he's dead and mummified in apartment. Preserved forever in his tacticool gear and grease.

 

[Tiresome]

The final enemy of translatinxcommunism.

 

[Positron]

Nothingburger, just a reminder that he is not dead yet.

 

[Flamin Park]

I wonder if his natural contrariness will cause him to cause a leftist dogpile by supporting Israel if this war is still going once it manages to seep into his thick skull

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

The final enemy of translatinxcommunism.

I have no doubt Phil's apartment smells way worse than a dead cat.

 

[UncleTusky]

First - the new username is "Aspen Koba Vil'yalobos" (so a near-exact phonetic translation of Aspen Villalobos) in Russian Cyrillic.
Second - since when has he been a Russia simp? Is this something to do with the war in Ukraine?

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Second - since when has he been a Russia simp? Is this something to do with the war in Ukraine?

Correct, ever since the war, he simped for Russia. Philthy always simps for the US's opponents since he is still stuck in the high school edgelord phase. I'm surprised he hasn't openly simped for North Korea, although I feel whoever his wranglers are make sure he keeps his maw shut about that.

 

[Sonichu-choo trainwreck]

I just hope australatinx will rise again...I think they are redoing road signs right now

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I just hope australatinx will rise again...I think they are redoing road signs right now

On the taxpayer's dime.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Correct, ever since the war, he simped for Russia. Philthy always simps for the US's opponents since he is still stuck in the high school edgelord phase. I'm surprised he hasn't openly simped for North Korea, although I feel whoever his wranglers are make sure he keeps his maw shut about that.

I've always wondered what his response would be if asked 'why don't you just move there if you hate the US so much?'

I mean, we know the obvious answer - he's comfortable being a parasite on society right where he is and is too lazy to ever be proactive in his claimed ideals which he readily changes at whim. But he'd never admit that.