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He finally took off his old ones and they desintregated into mold and dust?Phil now needs boots.
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He finally took off his old ones and they desintregated into mold and dust?Phil now needs boots.
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Why the fuck would Phil need steel toed boots? To save his toes from when he accidentally drops a 50lb wheel of cheese on them?
He was so traumatized by the potato stabbing incident that he had to make up cope about why he couldn't carry a knifeI actually remember where the Steel Toe thing started.
Obviously it was influenced by Maoism but he added the caveat that he needed them to defend himself since he was too poor to afford a gun and a knife doesn’t always work. So he bought a pair and bragged about how he could smash Transphobic Testicles now. Of course pretty much nobody cared and he didn’t say anything about them for a while.
I can’t remember what phase came before or after that. I do remember the post though.
He'd best hope nobody gets seriously injured if he kicked them with those. He'd be looking at an ADW felony. Of course we know he's larping and probably too feeble to injure someone seriously with his weak, flabby appendages.So he bought a pair and bragged about how he could smash Transphobic Testicles now. Of course pretty much nobody cared and he didn’t say anything about them for a while.
Remember to take them off too this time.Phil now needs boots.
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He'd spray them with pepper spray, miss entirely, try to kick then shit himself in fear and waddle away like the pussy he is.So he can pretend he's a tough, punk street fighter. It's a cliché with Lefty types who fancy themselves as revolutionary political warriors because back in the day the punks and freaks who actually did get into a lot of fights (often to defend themselves from other groups and cliques) would wear steel toed work boots to do more damage in fights, and losers like Phil look up to them and delusionally see themselves as continuing on that legacy because of the misconception of punk being a Leftist movement. So, yeah, Phil wants steel toed boots because they make him feel like a badass.
He'll keep them on because otherwise the smell from his feet is enough to make even him gag. I mean the last time he showed a picture of his feet they were green.Remember to take them off too this time.
Was it Tweaker who told us that Phil refused to take off his boots so much when he was a hobo that he got trench foot?
I bet he’s not even in danger of losing a foot anymore, the fucking poser.
Tbh I'd trust boots in reasonable condition from 50+ years ago over the crap they're making these days.He doesn't want conventional steel toe boots you might get for construction jobs, either, he wants ex-military grade boots from over 30 years ago. Never mind the fact that 30 year old boots probably aren't in the best condition from age alone.
Tbh I'd trust boots in reasonable condition from 50+ years ago over the crap they're making these days.
(That said such artifacts should never be defiled by Philthy.)
Well he wouldn't "use" them, but he'd put them on and never take them off for the rest of his life until he had to have his feet amputated.Given how little Phil would actually use the boots, I think in this case the garbage made today would still meet his needs.
He'd spray them with pepper spray, miss entirely, try to kick then shit himself in fear and waddle away like the pussy he is.
He'll keep them on because otherwise the smell from his feet is enough to make even him gag. I mean the last time he showed a picture of his feet they were green.