"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[DespotCTM]

Phil now needs boots.
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He finally took off his old ones and they desintregated into mold and dust?

 

[The Dude]

Why the fuck would Phil need steel toed boots? To save his toes from when he accidentally drops a 50lb wheel of cheese on them?

So he can pretend he's a tough, punk street fighter. It's a cliché with Lefty types who fancy themselves as revolutionary political warriors because back in the day the punks and freaks who actually did get into a lot of fights (often to defend themselves from other groups and cliques) would wear steel toed work boots to do more damage in fights, and losers like Phil look up to them and delusionally see themselves as continuing on that legacy because of the misconception of punk being a Leftist movement. So, yeah, Phil wants steel toed boots because they make him feel like a badass.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Sorry, I should have made it clear that was an automatic given that he wants the boots to help in his LARP as a badass at all times but he is too soft and cowardly to kick ANYONE, thus the only REAL use those toes would get would be saving them from blocks of cheese falling.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I actually remember where the Steel Toe thing started.

Obviously it was influenced by Maoism but he added the caveat that he needed them to defend himself since he was too poor to afford a gun and a knife doesn’t always work. So he bought a pair and bragged about how he could smash Transphobic Testicles now. Of course pretty much nobody cared and he didn’t say anything about them for a while.

I can’t remember what phase came before or after that. I do remember the post though.

 

[break these cuffs]

I actually remember where the Steel Toe thing started.

Obviously it was influenced by Maoism but he added the caveat that he needed them to defend himself since he was too poor to afford a gun and a knife doesn’t always work. So he bought a pair and bragged about how he could smash Transphobic Testicles now. Of course pretty much nobody cared and he didn’t say anything about them for a while.

I can’t remember what phase came before or after that. I do remember the post though.

He was so traumatized by the potato stabbing incident that he had to make up cope about why he couldn't carry a knife I don't care if things happened out of order. This is now my truth.

 

[AnOminous]

So he bought a pair and bragged about how he could smash Transphobic Testicles now. Of course pretty much nobody cared and he didn’t say anything about them for a while.

He'd best hope nobody gets seriously injured if he kicked them with those. He'd be looking at an ADW felony. Of course we know he's larping and probably too feeble to injure someone seriously with his weak, flabby appendages.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Well, he certainly is not buying them to protect his toes, which is why they were invented to begin with. I could make a horror movie out of how I imagine his feet look like without any boots or socks on.

 

[moorhen]

Was it Tweaker who told us that Phil refused to take off his boots so much when he was a hobo that he got trench foot?

I bet he’s not even in danger of losing a foot anymore, the fucking poser.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Phil now needs boots.
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Remember to take them off too this time.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

So he can pretend he's a tough, punk street fighter. It's a cliché with Lefty types who fancy themselves as revolutionary political warriors because back in the day the punks and freaks who actually did get into a lot of fights (often to defend themselves from other groups and cliques) would wear steel toed work boots to do more damage in fights, and losers like Phil look up to them and delusionally see themselves as continuing on that legacy because of the misconception of punk being a Leftist movement. So, yeah, Phil wants steel toed boots because they make him feel like a badass.

He'd spray them with pepper spray, miss entirely, try to kick then shit himself in fear and waddle away like the pussy he is.

Remember to take them off too this time.

He'll keep them on because otherwise the smell from his feet is enough to make even him gag. I mean the last time he showed a picture of his feet they were green.

 

[Optimus Prime]

He doesn't want conventional steel toe boots you might get for construction jobs, either, he wants ex-military grade boots from over 30 years ago. Never mind the fact that 30 year old boots probably aren't in the best condition from age alone.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Was it Tweaker who told us that Phil refused to take off his boots so much when he was a hobo that he got trench foot?

I bet he’s not even in danger of losing a foot anymore, the fucking poser.

Remember, there are photos out there of his rotten, green-covered feet. In this very thread, as I recall, but I'm not going looking for them because they're disgusting.

 

[AnOminous]

He doesn't want conventional steel toe boots you might get for construction jobs, either, he wants ex-military grade boots from over 30 years ago. Never mind the fact that 30 year old boots probably aren't in the best condition from age alone.

Tbh I'd trust boots in reasonable condition from 50+ years ago over the crap they're making these days.

(That said such artifacts should never be defiled by Philthy.)

 

[The Taco Santo!]

If he doesn't have big scary boots, how would anyone know what a hard man he is?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I guess carbon toe is out of his budget.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Tbh I'd trust boots in reasonable condition from 50+ years ago over the crap they're making these days.

(That said such artifacts should never be defiled by Philthy.)

Given how little Phil would actually use the boots, I think in this case the garbage made today would still meet his needs.

 

[AnOminous]

Given how little Phil would actually use the boots, I think in this case the garbage made today would still meet his needs.

Well he wouldn't "use" them, but he'd put them on and never take them off for the rest of his life until he had to have his feet amputated.

 

[The Dude]

He'd spray them with pepper spray, miss entirely, try to kick then shit himself in fear and waddle away like the pussy he is.


He'll keep them on because otherwise the smell from his feet is enough to make even him gag. I mean the last time he showed a picture of his feet they were green.

Yup. Motherfucker got dem Shrek Feet. Literally looks like he has mold growing on the soles of his feet. My old man had jungle rot on his feet from his time in the Vietnam War, and Phil's feet are way worse.

 

[Lance Private Drop Off]

"You transphobic arseholes are in for it now."

The grand master arthritically leant over to unlace his holy boots, those around were confused, and then started to laugh until the first traces of the horror about to be unleashed wafted up from the reeking boots.

The laughter turned nervous, as he laboriously pulled the wet matted socks from the boots, the stench was indescribable.

At ground zero a poor soul went through the classical stages of chemical agent exposure. They salivated, lachrymated, urinated and defecated before thankfully expiring, their lungs unable to move oxygen to their bloodstream, the deadly miasma having scarred the inside of their lungs.

from "The origins of le-pong, the pathway of the putrid", publ 2024

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Happy Daddy Rape Day everyone!