"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Can't decide between laughable or tragic, especially Phil's belief that anyone cares.

"Look at me, I do sex things! Look at meeee!"

A 31-year-old, ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Dentontx]

> Feliz Nuevo Año 2017.

Hundred bucks says Phil doesn't know how to say "2017" en español.

 

[Positron]

Nope, it's even more exceptional.

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He must've gotten really hard about what happened to Pajeet.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Can't decide between laughable or tragic, especially Phil's belief that anyone cares.

"Look at me, I do sex things! Look at meeee!"

A 31-year-old, ladies and gentlemen.

What makes it even more pathetic is that he has no interest in actual sex. But that's not edgy.

 

[Dentontx]

What makes it even more pathetic is that he has no interest in actual sex. But that's not edgy.

Oh dang, next Phil is going to come out as Ace for maximum oppression pointz.

 

[m0rnutz]

Oh dang, next Phil is going to come out as Ace for maximum oppression pointz.

Don't give him ideas.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Nope, it's even more exceptional.

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I thought Xochi was dead? Or was that another one of Phil's imaginary friends? I can't keep track.

 

[Positron]

I thought Xochi was dead? Or was that another one of Phil's imaginary friends? I can't keep track.

The dead one is Amaterasu, the Japanese Sun Goddess that Phil somehow turns into a man.

 

[MMX]

Can't decide between laughable or tragic, especially Phil's belief that anyone cares.

"Look at me, I do sex things! Look at meeee!"

A 31-year-old, ladies and gentlemen.

Nah
This was the BDSM version of when lazy parents get their kids to play hide and seek and don't come looking to get a break
Toren just wanted Phil out of the way and didn't want to share his booze.

 

[Ruin]

Nope, it's even more exceptional.

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This made me roll my eyes so hard for a brief moment I could see my own brain.

 

[AnOminous]

Nah
This was the BDSM version of when lazy parents get their kids to play hide and seek and don't come looking to get a break
Toren just wanted Phil out of the way and didn't want to share his booze.

It'd be a hoot if Slingblade does this some time, then passes out in a pool of his own vomit for 20 hours leaving Phil handcuffed there.

 

[Dentontx]

The dead one is Amaterasu, the Japanese Sun Goddess that Phil somehow turns into a man.

Wait...then who's Xochi? Is that a pet name for Vlaktir Valtr or w/e?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Wait...then who's Xochi? Is that a pet name for Vlaktir Valtr or w/e?

It's just another figment of his imagination just like Amaterasu.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I thought Xochi was dead? Or was that another one of Phil's imaginary friends? I can't keep track.

Wait a second, I didn't register that he was saying it was Xochi keeping him captive. Phil is so pathetic that he has to get his imaginary friends to play bondage games with him. That's... quite something.

It'd be a hoot if Slingblade does this some time, then passes out in a pool of his own vomit for 20 hours leaving Phil handcuffed there.

I can see this as the basis of some sort of horror story, where Slingblade chains him up, then drunkenly slips on a discarded dildo and cracks his skull on the table. Phil is forced to stare at his decaying corpse while slowly starving to death. "Philip, have a plan!" he whimpers to himself.

 

[FramerGirl420]

Wait...then who's Xochi? Is that a pet name for Vlaktir Valtr or w/e?

Its his dumbass joker-ripoff "badass" headmate. The one with the Nike eyebrows and the upside down cross on his forehead and the goth lipstick smeared all over his teeth.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

I can see this as the basis of some sort of horror story, where Slingblade chains him up, then drunkenly slips on a discarded dildo and cracks his skull on the table. Phil is forced to stare at his decaying corpse while slowly starving to death. "Philip, have a plan!" he whimpers to himself.

Toren's Game, a new tale of Autism and Horror by Stephen King.

 

[4Macie]

This isn't the first time he's insinuated that a head mate tied him up.

I'm not into the whole "handcuff me for hours scene" but what's the point here? Like Phil got tied up for 21 hours... and that's it. There was no sex or release or anything remotely sexual.

And did he just not use the bathroom in 21 hours? Not eat too?

Only Phil could fuck up a sex act this badly.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder if Phil has a cuckold fantasy, like he knows that his boyfriend tied him up so he could go on the prowl for big, hairy because he is not satisfied with his tiny.

 

[Guy Smiley]

This isn't the first time he's insinuated that a head mate tied him up.

I'm not into the whole "handcuff me for hours scene" but what's the point here? Like Phil got tied up for 21 hours... and that's it. There was no sex or release or anything remotely sexual.

And did he just not use the bathroom in 21 hours? Not eat too?

Only Phil could fuck up a sex act this badly.

I suspect that Phil locked himself up, flung the keys at Toren, and then spent 20 hours bouncing and squeaking to himself about how sexy it all was.

Meanwhile, Toren, freed briefly from a pesky potato, drank three bottles of vodka and passed out watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I suspect that Phil locked himself up, flung the keys at Toren, and then spent 20 hours bouncing and squeaking to himself about how sexy it all was.

Or none of it really happened at all.