"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Disgruntled Pupper said:
At this point, do you think we could get Portland Antifa to give the potato the ol' scrubbing and if we offered them some money? Throw in an extra $100 if they hold him down and record his autistic screams.
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It's already in the works. We're just waiting on the payment to hit their account.
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The Dude said:
"Shift change"..."relief"...he's resorting to imaginary friends again, isn't he. Either that, or he's using that kind of language because he thinks it makes him sound legitimate and official.
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'official' ....strange for antifa being decentralized, but that's our Phil

but Phil. Announcing and even numbering shift changes is a tactical blunder

even as a 'disinfo' campaign it's giving 'enemy operatives' SigInt about when you are online, awake, etc- possibly where or other info

As a supersoldier you must remember the advice of Sun Tzu, Mary Sue's mongoloid amab child

Eagle Strike :
The Eagle does not announce when it will strike the snake
The Eagles hides behind a dumpster at the 7/11
and waits until the snake finishes off at least two tall boys
then the Eagle asks the snake what time it is
and steals the snake's watch,
....for the snake has no wrists
 
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I almost wish this wasn't fake as Obama's birth certificate and that his mall ninja ass had run straight into a the nonexistent filmer's 4 friends all waiting with baseball bats. Chasing after randos IRL is a bad idea.

One of the funniest ways to troll someone is to get them to chase you and then watch them faceplant when they run over the gopher hole you just dug or the fishing line you just strung between two trees. But it's funnier and way less effort to watch his court date come and the consequences drop.
 
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Tari said:
>zioshits
oy vey
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aww, I miss being a zionazi.

I mean sure, it caused some internal conflict as My nazi side was trying to exterminate my Joo side, but still
Our uniforms are more stylish and our tanks look cooler.
and the kicker is, since a lot of us having driving licenses, we can actually drive our tanks which is a distinct tactical advantage over Phil's combat bus pass.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Phil claims that he and his bat plushy chased down a Kiwi Operative last night.
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coward!?!* gosh it's like he doesn't know what even google AI knows about strategermatics
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(*I do feel bad for the hapless doordash driver Phil pretended to rout)

but it did draw off Phil's support squad and gave KiwiOperatives the attack surface to plant something far worse than a bomb in Compound Philthy...A salad in the fridge...oh not just any salad..no casear salad, not an iceberg wedge slathered in blue cheese...NO my evil cohort - a GARDEN SALAD with fresh vegetables a Denial-of-Crouton attack if you will. no bacon bits, hell - not even 500 hundred island let alone Thousand Island!!! Just vitamins a phytonutrients...a certain toxic combination that will disrupt Phils Supersoldier system to the core.
While Phil may want to put Hebrews back in a concentration camp, Phil's enemies want to do much worse and put him in FAT CAMP
 
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So, Phil heard a commotion in the street in the early hours, looked out of his window and saw some bloke running down the road with a couple of guys giving chase.

This translates into the fantasy we just read above.

It’s kinda sad that a middle-aged man is roleplaying online like this.

That photo of Phil in phull combat gear is hilarious. He’s so round. Imagine him trying to run with all that shit dangling off his jacket and trousers. Kids must point and laugh at him in the street, and actual Antifa members cringe at how embarrassing he is. A fat, middle-aged man playing dressup and attaching himself to a crowd of young people, just like a stereotypical retarded pervert.

What’s this ‘night 4’ thing? Doesn’t he know the guy next door is a ‘Farmer? There is no ‘night 4’. We’re way past that now.

He hasn’t found the listening devices yet, then.
 
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Plum Smuggler said:
Filthy Fill had another call into the court today and a trial date was set. Unlike Dave Muscato the wheels of justice are moving lightening fast. Trial is next week on the 21st.
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I'm not familiar with the Portland Crim courts..because I don't have to be, not being a criminal and all.
Is this going to be streaming? I checked Netflix for Making of a Retard ,The Great Potato Stabbing, and Muslim Male Macing Moments 3

but they only said coming soon


I'll totally set my out-of-office, pour some hot black coffee and have a spit take napkin ready for that
 
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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
That photo of Phil in phull combat gear is hilarious. He’s so round. Imagine him trying to run with all that shit dangling off his jacket and trousers. Kids must point and laugh at him in the street, and actual Antifa members cringe at how embarrassing he is. A fat, middle-aged man playing dressup and attaching himself to a crowd of young people, just like a stereotypical retarded pervert.
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Philthy is what you call a yardsale. The term applies whether you're kicking doors or overnight hiking in the woods. You want the things you need immediate access to secure, but readily available. Everything else is tucked away. Shit will get snagged when you yardsale. You will lose something at some point. Hopefully it won't be expensive. Go on any long distance hike like the AT or PCT and you'll see people with all kinds of shit hanging off them at the start. They figure out a way to fit everything they actually need in their pack by the end.

Anyone who's every actually used gear knows Phil is a poser just by looking at him, as if anyone needed another way to tell. Oh, he's also a gear queer, but he might take that as a compliment.
 
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