"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Probably just involuntarily high on Jenkem and his neighbor stumbled home drunk on a Saturday, night tried to open Phil’s door and realized he had the wrong apartment so he walked off. Then Phil immediately went to post about it and barked loudly about how tough and cool he was.

Assuming anything happened at all.
 
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I think I can take them all but that one in the wheelchair...he scares me.


@breakthesecuffs


What is a yardsale? I'm confused still.
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It's when you have all kinds of shit hanging off you or poorly secured. It's commonly used in the outdoor and military community. Look at Phil and how ill put together it all looks. Pouches are loosely attached, he clearly thinks "more shit means more better", shits flopping around. His straps aren't cut, taped, or tucked away. It doesn't look clean and ordered. It's all fucked up and out there for the world to see.
 
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It's when you have all kinds of shit hanging off you or poorly secured. It's commonly used in the outdoor and military community. Look at Phil and how ill put together it all looks. Pouches are loosely attached, he clearly thinks "more shit means more better", shits flopping around. His straps aren't cut, taped, or tucked away. It doesn't look clean and ordered. It's all fucked up and out there for the world to see.
I love how you can tell it's Phil instantly despite all the tard gear he has on. Even the derpy tard eyes are still visible. The slouched over gait. The weird potato shape unique to Phil.
 
Phil claims that he and his bat plushy chased down a Kiwi Operative last night.
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Tell us Phil, which one of the, what, 12 of us that still give a shit about you came to get you last night? I think the nearest person to you is in SoCal, how did he make a 12 hour drive in 6 hours to even get to Portland? Or are your admitting one of your antifa buddies DID turn on you for $50 in bitcoin? Fucking fat retard.
 
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God damn modern Antifa are a bunch of pussies, either for allowing this idiot into their "ranks" (such as they are), or for failing to silence and ridicule him for claiming they're at his every beck and call.

We all knew they were impotent cowards anyway, but they really just don't "get" optics and don't seem to realize we can all see it.
 
God damn modern Antifa are a bunch of pussies, either for allowing this idiot into their "ranks" (such as they are), or for failing to silence and ridicule him for claiming they're at his every beck and call.

We all knew they were impotent cowards anyway, but they really just don't "get" optics and don't seem to realize we can all see it.
>Implying they don't keep him around as a pet tard that they all secretly hate and that they haven't been sending me pictures of Phil that I've been sharing in a dm chain with other thread regulars to prove they know him and that I'll share here once we work out the details of Operation Potato Peel

;)
 
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Guys we totally don’t know how antifa works.
I don't. I don't even know what "work" Antifa does.

I've already snuck hydrochloric acid in his water pipes so he can't drink water or shower.
Only lowly people drink water; Supersoldiers drink food-stamp purchased soda. And shower? Of course Phil would bother to do that!

Hey PHIL. I'm literally hiding under your bed right now. I'm going to come up and RAPE you!
DADDY'S HOME!!!!!
 
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It's when you have all kinds of shit hanging off you or poorly secured. It's commonly used in the outdoor and military community. Look at Phil and how ill put together it all looks. Pouches are loosely attached, he clearly thinks "more shit means more better", shits flopping around. His straps aren't cut, taped, or tucked away. It doesn't look clean and ordered. It's all fucked up and out there for the world to see.
Got it. Wtf is he wearing anyway? Is he expecting some big George Floyd type riot where you have to worry about tear gas and crap? Like Nigger if you want to go play in a riot you just need a gas mask, a helmet, gloves, maybe one of those gas mask water bottles and a good pair of boots. wtf is on his duty belt?
 
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Phil claims that he and his bat plushy chased down a Kiwi Operative last night.
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Imaginary Kiwis being chased by imaginary friends. It’s like the phone thing all over again.
Could you imagine these guys chasing down anyone
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He looks simultaneously uncomfortable and brainless, like some sort of ruminant mammal in unfamiliar surroundings. I like how no one’s talking to him or even looking at him. They tolerate him, but they absolutely do not want any contact. Imagine the smell.
Phil, there are simply multiple Kiwis living within the vincity of

1524 N Sumner St

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The only serious repercussions will be in his pants.
 
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It's when you have all kinds of shit hanging off you or poorly secured. It's commonly used in the outdoor and military community. Look at Phil and how ill put together it all looks. Pouches are loosely attached, he clearly thinks "more shit means more better", shits flopping around. His straps aren't cut, taped, or tucked away. It doesn't look clean and ordered. It's all fucked up and out there for the world to see.

Phil is such a fucking fat bastard. He's wearing black (which is supposed to be a slimming color) BDUs (a type of clothing that's supposed to be on the baggy side for ease of movement), and yet you can still see his fucking fat rolls hanging out. And not just his gunt, but you can see his fat rolls on his legs too. Do you know how much of an obese piece of shit you have to be to have visible fat rolls sticking out in BDUs?
 
to which Phil swld reply "dad? is that you? Did you bring the ginger root?"

he probably just chased some junkie
Negatory Charlie Niner. That would require him to leave cover.

That photo of Phil in phull combat gear is hilarious.
Note the body language of the...individual next to him. Arm crooked way out from the body to enforce personal space because that person doesn't have to
Imagine the smell.
 
What kind of reprocutions
I guess it's time for me to come clean.
Not only am I a kiwifarmer, but I am also High General Bel Grande in ANTIFA overseeing all supersoldier operations west of the Mississippi.
Phil has been determined to be an anti-antifa double agent..in short...a fa
It has come to our attention that Phil's recent court case is a red herring attempt to preserve Phil's double agent cover

as a Fa and a direct enemy of AntiFa , we at, official AntiFa high command dispatched a cleaner, codename : Sexy Mexican Maid
to keep Phil on edge and diminish his capacity in court

Even before Project Potato, a probationary test, Phil has been part of Short Bloc - part of official AntiFa special-needs forces...to keep him from messing up real-ops and to provide official AntiFa with a deniability based on incompetence, or in Phil's Supersolider case incontinence

As part of containment, Phil hasn't had any actual contact with official AntiFa command structure.
 
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It's when you have all kinds of shit hanging off you or poorly secured. It's commonly used in the outdoor and military community. Look at Phil and how ill put together it all looks. Pouches are loosely attached, he clearly thinks "more shit means more better", shits flopping around. His straps aren't cut, taped, or tucked away. It doesn't look clean and ordered. It's all fucked up and out there for the world to see.
not sure if Stephenson coined it or popularized it, but the "chandelier of gear" is a great description
 
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