"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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Phil is mad that an organized protest won’t allow him to bring his tard mall ninja shit. Maybe they know he’s a sped who will make them look bad.
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Why would someone go to a protest to seek Phil out when everyone knows that he lives at
1524 N Sumner Street in apartment 307?
 
Phil it’s called being a decent person. You don’t act like you part of a crazy insurrection to make a point. You’re certainly entitled to radical opinions. But even the people who share them realize having a guy in tactical gear holding faux swords is a bad look.
 
Phil is mad that an organized protest won’t allow him to bring his tard mall ninja shit. Maybe they know he’s a sped who will make them look bad.
I doubt they've ever even heard of him. It's to discourage all the other similar violently stupid retards who think they're anomalous super soakers.
 
I doubt they've ever even heard of him. It's to discourage all the other similar violently stupid retards who think they're anomalous super soakers.
There is the possibility they have and just don’t want someone to pepper spray a person engaging in dialogue because again, not a good look. It’s not a good look to try and look like a guerrilla from a mountainous third world nation in a Metropolitan City. It inspires no confidence in whatever cause you are a part of and alienates the average person.

I have lived in the Third World and can tell you even there if you are all tatted up and covered up or whatever and holding weapons the locals will not listen. Dressing like that and brandishing just makes them angry with you and will get the authorities involved. Good luck trying to cry oppression or Kiwi Farms made me do it. You won’t be heard from again yes even as a foreigner.

He is LARPing so hard here even some of the Commies I’ve known would just laugh.
 
Phil is mad that an organized protest won’t allow him to bring his tard mall ninja shit. Maybe they know he’s a sped who will make them look bad.
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Why would someone go to a protest to seek Phil out when everyone knows that he lives at
1524 N Sumner Street in apartment 307?

Probably because they know the chances of injury from friendly fire goes up dramatically when you allow a bunch of untrained, childish short bus jockeys to show up to a protest with weapons. They're actually there TO protest, not to act like a pack of violent niggers and then call it a protest.
 
Phil is mad that an organized protest won’t allow him to bring his tard mall ninja shit. Maybe they know he’s a sped who will make them look bad.
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Why would someone go to a protest to seek Phil out when everyone knows that he lives at
1524 N Sumner Street in apartment 307?
Riiiight. That's why he's not part of this protest because the evil Orchards are trying to kill him. It's got nothing to do with the fact he's a massive pussy who would shit himself at the slightest provocation and waddle away leaving a trail of diarrhea and shame. Oh no, this superspud is nothing without his weapons because everybody is out to get him.

Meanwhile he lost a knife fight to an unarmed potato. Even with weapons he's still a pussy.

A true superspud would BE the weapon.

Probably because they know the chances of injury from friendly fire goes up dramatically when you allow a bunch of untrained, childish short bus jockeys to show up to a protest with weapons. They're actually there TO protest, not to act like a pack of violent niggers and then call it a protest.
He'd pepper spray everybody at the first sign of trouble. And by trouble I mean anybody looking at him sideways.
 
Agent Russet has been deployed and it won't be long now.View attachment 7191661
He's had eyes on Phil for weeks.
Starchy, white vengeance is coming for Phil to finish the job it's brethren stabbed but never beaten in its duel with Phil didn't complete. Someone's gonna get baked!
 
And yes you fat fuck, we're telling you how to protest. If you need weapons on you at all time it means you're a pussy. You claim to be a super-soldier. Try actually acting like one.
He doesn't go to protests anyway. The local antifas have banned him after the pepper spraying but the main reason is because Phil is a gigantic pussy. He such a pussy that he afraid to post videos of himeself. Phil spends his days in the hovel on Sumner Street shitting his pants because some kiwis make fun him and his rat teeth. Meanwhile Chris Chan is laughing in the face of his stalkers by jetsetting to and from Finland without a care in the world.

Reciprocal skeet Cow Crossover with Marcus Williams.
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Pepper spray is not going to help Phil at those protests anyway, not enough range. See, Kiwifarms Zionanzis have conspired with Zionism's strongest soldier, John Walker Flyntstein combining Kiwi Tuber-warhead technology with John's mobile lunar bombardment expertise creating the most tactically valuable ANTIPHil weapons system known to man
Shabbat Shalom Phil, taste kosher starch raining down from above!!!!..Bri Bri style
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How many times do we have to write ‘home invasion’ now? Fourteen? Fifteen?

Why would anyone want to ‘invade’ Phil’s flat? For what purpose? Dude’s like Jabba the Hutt with a shit computer and surrounded by doodles like confetti.

What did you do with the Israeli flag you used to have on your bedroom wall so proudly, Phil? What happened to your Nazi armband-wearing Japanese Jewish ‘headmate’? Why aren’t you pretending to be ‘a system’ any more? God knows, there’s enough room in that corpulent blubberbuss for a party of five.

If we ‘invade’, can we bring pizza? What about potatoes?

And what’s going on in Australatina? What do the citizens of that poor t-shirt-shaped country make of all this?

We’re gonna need more potatoes, comrades.

Edit: Phil, what’s your favourite type of potato? I’m a bit partial to Jersey Mids. Lovely with butter and salad. Don’t suppose you’re a fan of salad, though.
 
Dragonofhentai? This faggot seriously calls himself "Dragon of perversion"? Like he's proud of the fact he cooms to cartoons? And somebody who writes English very goodly.

Yeah Taters is choosing a real winner there to support him.
Marcus cooms to anything and everything. His social media accounts will be filled with not only hentai, but women with enough plastic surgery and makeup to be deemed a fire hazard. Him calling anyone a pedophile is ironic, he has a track record of defending lolicon fags.
 
Pepper spray is not going to help Phil at those protests anyway, not enough range. See, Kiwifarms Zionanzis have conspired with Zionism's strongest soldier, John Walker Flyntstein combining Kiwi Tuber-warhead technology with John's mobile lunar bombardment expertise creating the most tactically valuable ANTIPHil weapons system known to man
Shabbat Shalom Phil, taste kosher starch raining down from above!!!!..Bri Bri style
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Mon Dieu! th-that monster of technology would produce the dietary impact of tens of megafrites!!!!
 
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Marcus cooms to anything and everything. His social media accounts will be filled with not only hentai, but women with enough plastic surgery and makeup to be deemed a fire hazard. Him calling anyone a pedophile is ironic, he has a track record of defending lolicon fags.
Of course he defends lolicons. These faggots always defend lolicons.
 
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