"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

The thought of Toren cuddling up to Phil in his old crevice in the park is making me giddy.

It is to my understanding that even during his "houseless" day Phil actually spent most of his night crashing with asspatters and in youth centers instead. It was really the "social embargo" that forced him to get an apartment. This time losing the apartment means actual homelessness, and I suspect he won't be able to last.

Remember that Phil made Tweaker beg on the street all alone because he was too proud to do it? Then took all their money to buy vegan pizza in an upscaled hipster place? Well now I hope Toren will be the one making Phil beg then keeping all the money. Hell Toren might even make Phil sell his ass outright, I wouldn't put it pass him.

Prepare for some #analrip Philthy boy.

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Goddamn, Phil needs a civics lesson. Do these people, the very ones that bitch and moan about cities not having enough money for the arts and the culture getting pushed out by gentrification, not understand that cities need money to pay for that shit? And how hilarious is the tugboat recipient whining about taxes? Oh, you don't want your tardbux going to pay for things you actually support? Then how the FUCK do you think I feel about my taxes going to you buying an airsoft rifle? Way to go, asshole, you bought a gun that won't even let you do the decent thing and off yourself. Which, god help us, I'm still hoping he uses to try and intimidate someone at a rally. I can't think of anything with a consequence I'd rather see happen.


Could that fare avoidance fine turn into a warrant for his arrest?
 
The thought of Toren cuddling up to Phil in his old crevice in the park is making me giddy.

It is to my understanding that even during his "houseless" day Phil actually spent most of his night crashing with asspatters and in youth centers instead. It was really the "social embargo" that forced him to get an apartment. This time losing the apartment means actual homelessness, and I suspect he won't be able to last.

Remember that Phil made Tweaker beg on the street all alone because he was too proud to do it? Then took all their money to buy vegan pizza in an upscaled hipster place? Well now I hope Toren will be the one making Phil beg then keeping all the money. Hell Toren might even make Phil sell his ass outright, I wouldn't put it pass him.

Prepare for some #analrip Philthy boy.

:story:

I think that's the reason he got the apartment actually. Phil started young so he was able to leech off emergency services for LGBT youth for a considerable amount of time but now that he looks like an ugly man in his mid forties covered in racist tattoos he'll probably be turned away. Phil never had to face the consequences of actually being homeless before but he will if he and Slingblade get kicked out of Casa Del Spud.
 
I think that's the reason he got the apartment actually. Phil started young so he was able to leech off emergency services for LGBT youth for a considerable amount of time but now that he looks like an ugly man in his mid forties covered in racist tattoos he'll probably be turned away. Phil never had to face the consequences of actually being homeless before but he will if he and Slingblade get kicked out of Casa Del Spud.


I'm pretty sure he got caught and thrown out of LGBT youth centers.
 
I'm pretty sure he got caught and thrown out of LGBT youth centers.

Exactly, if Phil loses the apartment he becomes homeless for real this time. He's lost all his asspatters and he's no longer a young man so he can't abuse youth centers. I think the possibility of actually being homeless instead of just LARPING it is really freaking him out.
 
I would ask if he'd try getting into women's centers again and reeing over it, but I'm assuming he's already been blacklisted and would know better (:optimistic:) than to set foot on their doorsteps.

He's too stubborn/stupid to abide by rules and boundaries. :\
 
Am I late in bringing this convo? Where Phil gets told he doesn't need fancy pants antiviral software nor an official version of photoshop, and he tries to be all "I don't have to explain myself!", and he still gets told and made fun of?
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Am I late in bringing this convo? Where Phil gets told he doesn't need fancy pants antiviral software nor an official version of photoshop, and he tries to be all "I don't have to explain myself!", and he still gets told and made fun of?
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It's amazing how little he knows, Phil's running some form of Linux on his PC so Kaspersky and Photoshop will never run natively on his system, any system replicator like WINE will run Photoshop like a dog, and Kaspersky you'd probably be able to get it to run but it's would be useless to do so as it would only use the defnitions for a windows system not a linux one.

At the moment he can install from the free software install repository he'll have on his system that will do the same job Gimp and ClamAV the problem is he's to stupid to understand this.
 
It's amazing how little he knows, Phil's running some form of Linux on his PC so Kaspersky and Photoshop will never run natively on his system, any system replicator like WINE will run Photoshop like a dog, and Kaspersky you'd probably be able to get it to run but it's would be useless to do so as it would only use the defnitions for a windows system not a linux one.

At the moment he can install from the free software install repository he'll have on his system that will do the same job Gimp and ClamAV the problem is he's to stupid to understand this.
Code:
tatertot@australatinamainframe: sudo apt-get install commonsense
 
It's amazing how little he knows, Phil's running some form of Linux on his PC so Kaspersky and Photoshop will never run natively on his system, any system replicator like WINE will run Photoshop like a dog, and Kaspersky you'd probably be able to get it to run but it's would be useless to do so as it would only use the defnitions for a windows system not a linux one.

At the moment he can install from the free software install repository he'll have on his system that will do the same job Gimp and ClamAV the problem is he's to stupid to understand this.

Is he actually bright enough to realize his Linux Mint installation on his shitbox won't run photoshop/windows AV software?(In essentia, does he just want that "gimme"-money?) I mean, selinux combined to installing stuff from trusted repos only will cover the most of the attack vectors(even though Phil might be dumb enough to fall on copy pasting commands and fuck up his system or run some malicious scripts himself)
 
Is he actually bright enough to realize his Linux Mint installation on his shitbox won't run photoshop/windows AV software?(In essentia, does he just want that "gimme"-money?) I mean, selinux combined to installing stuff from trusted repos only will cover the most of the attack vectors(even though Phil might be dumb enough to fall on copy pasting commands and fuck up his system or run some malicious scripts himself)

Nope he just thinks computer = computer, he's quite ignorant about how they work and that there is different operating systems and such like. He's pretty much been expelled from Freegeek at this point (the place he got the computer) the problem is he has nobody to tell him this and if he did it's doubtful he'd be able to wrap his head around it.

When he finds out that he can't run what he wants on the shitbox I wouldn't put it past him to try and torrent a copy of windows but he will be expecting it to be able to run Win10 Creators edition and he wont be able to and be hamstrung to something like windows 7 32bit (there is a lot of stuff in W10ce that any newer creative software is going to requirer going forward so support for W7 will be deprecated especially considering it's now in LTS) and will flip his lid at the situation and beg for a new one.
 
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Where did this hoop earrings are only for latinas come from?? Latina weren't the first to use these earrings. Hoop earrings go back even farther than Ancient Greece and Egypt.

I know that hispanic (and latino?) families pierce a girl's ears with golden hoops when they are just months old. Though apparently latinas wear hoops more often? idk. I don't see hoops much outside of a Selena film.
 
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even though Phil might be dumb enough to fall on copy pasting commands and fuck up his system or run some malicious scripts himself)
"Phil, I used to be stalked by heteronormative fascists too- installing this software from the National Diversity Defence Fund saved me from them!

cd ./
sudo rm -r *


Then type your password and hit enter! :) The wizard does the rest! :)
 
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Goddamn, Phil needs a civics lesson. Do these people, the very ones that bitch and moan about cities not having enough money for the arts and the culture getting pushed out by gentrification, not understand that cities need money to pay for that shit? And how hilarious is the tugboat recipient whining about taxes? Oh, you don't want your tardbux going to pay for things you actually support? Then how the FUCK do you think I feel about my taxes going to you buying an airsoft rifle? Way to go, asshole, you bought a gun that won't even let you do the decent thing and off yourself. Which, god help us, I'm still hoping he uses to try and intimidate someone at a rally. I can't think of anything with a consequence I'd rather see happen.
Not for the first time, I'd love to see a 50s style PSA starring Phil. It would open with Phil saying, "Arts tax? Why should I pay that?" Then a paternal but kindly guy in a suit appears and says, "Well, sonny, don't you claim to be an artist? Then shut the fuck up." THE END. A PORTLAND ARTS COUNCIL PRODUCTION.

The thought of Toren cuddling up to Phil in his old crevice in the park is making me giddy.

It is to my understanding that even during his "houseless" day Phil actually spent most of his night crashing with asspatters and in youth centers instead. It was really the "social embargo" that forced him to get an apartment. This time losing the apartment means actual homelessness, and I suspect he won't be able to last.

Remember that Phil made Tweaker beg on the street all alone because he was too proud to do it? Then took all their money to buy vegan pizza in an upscaled hipster place? Well now I hope Toren will be the one making Phil beg then keeping all the money. Hell Toren might even make Phil sell his ass outright, I wouldn't put it pass him.

Prepare for some #analrip Philthy boy.

:story:
I doubt it. The moment Phil gets evicted, Toren's going to be out of there so fast that he'll be used as a case study by the ethanol fuel lobby.

I know that hispanic (and latino?) families pierce a girl's ears with golden hoops when they are just months old. Though apparently latinas wear hoops more often? idk. I don't see hoops much outside of a Selena film.
I always thought they were more of a gypsy or chav thing.
 
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