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Odds are it'll get him a few more asspats just because he'll claim he lost the house because of KiwiFarms. Not because he's inept as hell.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Odds are it'll get him a few more asspats just because he'll claim he lost the house because of KiwiFarms. Not because he's inept as hell.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again but we provide a convenient evil looking bogeyman for him to point at and blame once it was 4chan, then it was ED now it's us.
And he fucking loves that, we give him the ability to escape any and all responsibility by crying his current version of "But troll's" and then try and beg sympathy and a couch to crash on for a few nights, while at the same time bringing in all that sweet SSDI money he can blow in a few days and ebeg for more without any of the expenses and responsibilities he's tried to avoid his whole adult life that are currently cramping his lifestyle.
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The thought of Toren cuddling up to Phil in his old crevice in the park is making me giddy.
It is to my understanding that even during his "houseless" day Phil actually spent most of his night crashing with asspatters and in youth centers instead. It was really the "social embargo" that forced him to get an apartment. This time losing the apartment means actual homelessness, and I suspect he won't be able to last.
Remember that Phil made Tweaker beg on the street all alone because he was too proud to do it? Then took all their money to buy vegan pizza in an upscaled hipster place? Well now I hope Toren will be the one making Phil beg then keeping all the money. Hell Toren might even make Phil sell his ass outright, I wouldn't put it pass him.
Prepare for some #analrip Philthy boy.
So, Phil's Cunning Plan was to have an apartment and have some roomate be the one who actually does all the work and pays all the bills while Phil gets more refrigerator art tattooed on his grimy skin and devours cheese?
Never change, Phil.
I admit that I don't know as much lore about Phil as I do about Chris, but from what I have heard about the nasty fat shit, it would be so much karmic irony to see Phil end up being the one that gets exploited for a change, then winding up actual hobo-level homeless when the eviction happens.
#analrip indeed.
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I don't think it's a coincidence that his crowdfunding started drying up when he got the apartment. Being homeless, even larping homeless, was the only thing that set him apart from the rest of the rat king. When he got housing, he became just another tranny on SSDI and housing assistance, only even more entitled in his begging and one that never donates to and almost never shares other's begging pages.
If he lost the apartment the asspats and donations would go back up again, and I think that's very tempting for Phil, but the problem is that he can't go back to that sweet spot he had before. He's closer to actual homelessness this time, and he's getting older and can't even handle couchsurfing and shelter hopping like he use to.
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I kept trying to hover over it, and it kept disappearing. Does that mean he defriended them, or that it's someone with a private profile?
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Honestly, everyday after the first month is longer than I expected Phil to keep the apartment.
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You'll know Phil is getting truly desperate when he starts to talk about (dry-heaves in mouth) doing "sex work" again.
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If he's smart, he won't while he's whining about how desperate he is. On the other hand, he isn't smart, so he might well do it if he remembers. The sex work thing has always been another power fantasy to make him feel like he's in demand, so there's no better time than now.
I doubt he'll consider the question of how sex work is a possibility for him, given that he's supposedly an asexual eunuch on hormones.
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There's apparently a plan to build tiny houses in people's backyards to house the homeless in Portland.
So... who would want Phil living in their backyard?
So... who would want Phil living in their backyard?
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Not even Greta would want him in his backyard. Yes I know she's in California.
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Derp. Give me money! Like the wad of cash I'm flashing but I still need more!
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It's SJW thinking. All "people of colour" are the same, and anything we do can't be done by white people. They have so much guilt over their own identity. They fucking can't eat a taco without crying appropriation. I don't understsand it. Like, literally, as a brown person, if I see a white guy eating biryani or watching Asian movies my first reaction is "eh, cool." Same if I see a black guy or a Latino or a Native American doing it, because contrary to SJW propaganda, we aren't all the same. We have very different histories.
Also, most SJWs are extremely America-centric. They wouldn't know what the fuck a chav is if one robbed them at knifepoint. They have no idea what it's like for blacks or Asians living in the UK... hell, they don't really know what's going on with blacks, Latinos and American Indians here in the states either. Asians barely are a blip on their radar (which, I should probably be thankful for).
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I think most people would need a hell of a lot of incentive to turn their backyard into a sacrifice zone.
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they are not on Phil's active profile's friend list ie they have been unfriended. Their profile is not private and heres some pics
Some greasy person from Chicago.
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009553771812&tsid=0.3243919535149209&source=typeahead
Friends with Greta, hangs trans flags, adoption wobsite says female but I just can't tell what they're going for
Bitch looks just like kengle
I checked and Phil is no longer on their friends list. No donations in a week, Phil is really feeling it.
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Dude looks like a Hartley Hooligan.
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Idk put up a few hidden cams and stream live for all the weirdos of the world to enjoy
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Actually, I think that brings up a thing with a lot of these 'trannies,' and it's that it's not so much a sexual identity for them as it is a sort of kink, a fetish. I think what happens with a lot of them is that they somehow get the signals for "this is sexy when a woman does it" and "I'm going to dress up like a woman because it gives me a boner" mixed up during their adolesence. I mean, look how many 'trannies' literally identify as lesbian women trapped in male bodies.
With Phil... well his sexuality is interesting. Disgusting, but interesting. I honestly try to be objective, but Phil goes out of his way to try and shock people by acting like a sexual deviant, for lack of a better term. First he's gay, then intersex, then queer, then trans, then asexual. He's into BDS&M, but not really, and furries, and cosplay, and electric play... It's like as soon as he hears about something new, he has to jump on the bandwagon, but he isn't really into it.
See, the thing about Phil is, he doesn't understand sex. If I had to guess, he's a fairly vanilla heterosexual. He was attracted to Jennifer Lopez after all. Probably still is. And that's fine. But he doesn't understand sex, so all of those feelings normal adults have? They make him uncomfortable. They scare him. Phil likes to play tough, but in reality if he were given the chance for consensual gay sex, or an S&M session, or whatever the hell furries do? He'd just waddle away scared.
Perhaps @Ravenor has deeper insight, but I think Phil sorts of gets off on the "asexual" lie.
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The asexual thing's just a new label he's trying out for snowflake points, nothing he's posted since he came out with it has indicated he's not interested in sex it's like the gay / trans labels for him it's to make him look special.
As for Phil's sexuality, He hasn't got one at least one that would be recognisable to anyone with a brain.
Phil has the physical urges for sex as he's physically developed to do so, but he's not able to process them in a normal way. He's got very vanilla tastes when it comes to porn it's just got to have big boobies and look undeniably female and he's all over that shit he's never posted anything that would indicate that he's into guy's even back during his gay era it was all straight porn.
Edit (for clarification); This isn't accounting for his Yaoi self-insert stuff that was mostly there to impress Dusty and ingratiate himself with him and it sorta failed, at the time any porn he was posting or looking at was CIS women in latex and when you consider his scribbles of this period in this context it will give you a whole new understanding about his sexuality, he wasn't drawing it because he liked it he was drawing it to gain acceptance from some one he has somthing approaching admiration for, there is a lot of speculation about this matter I can expand on in another thread or post if people would like.
What is interesting though is his understanding of fetishes, he has none but enjoys the accoutrements of bondage and SnM because when he play's with them he get's two sensations the first and most important is the literal hug boxing effect he get's from them if you look at all of his posts of him playing with his toy's they are tied in closely to when he's under a lot of stress this calms him down, the second is weirder but more easy to understand.
Phil hungers for power and authority, he will jump at any chance to get it and cry when he loses it. he associates things like handcuffs, inflicting pain, gasmasks, and of his weapons as symbols of authority and his power reaffirming all his poor decisions and making him not doubt himself he likes to feel that power isn't just about himself but how he can force others to his autistic will. Every time he get's a new weapon he posts pictures of himself with it even sleeps with it as he's claimed in the past to "make himself feel safe" but that's not the case he's almost bonding with it like a child does with a favorite teddy bear that they then use to play out al the fantasies that they have, Phil then posts pictures of himself posing with them again because he wants to show off what he feels like he's accomplished with them but it's all in his mind that's why we get so many bizarre pictures of him with weapons he doesn't realise others don't understand what he's done with that weapon in his mind or that we would even think in that way it's one of the reasons he always looks so smug when he's holding them, or his sex toy's etc.
What you're seeing is a toddler showing off his latest box fort he's valiantly defended with his teddybear from the rampaging hordes of the pet cat, the TV remote and his mum as she passes bye.
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Goddamn dude, I'm both grateful to have your analysis on this, and so sorry that your brain has that much Phil lore bouncing around in it. You're closer to understanding him than a lot of us, and I just hope you keep making those sanity checks.
I'm honestly curious how Phil thinks a headmate would work in order for this to even be possible. And of course fourteen second clips of bright colors and loud sound appeal to him, I only wonder if Tor can take all the bouncing and squeaking of a fat and happy piggy in the apartment.
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Thank's I rolled a 2 last week that had me a little worried for a moment.
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