"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Just the fact that his tattoo "artist" obviously did not tell him the true meaning of this tattoo shows us how well liked he is...

Explaining to Phil the tattoo's symbolism would take twenty minutes, and then another twenty minutes to convince him that "Mexican prison gang warfare" isn't something he'd want to associate with, despite sounding like it might be. Would you be able to tolerate Phil for that long? You'd want him in and out of the studio as fast as possible, assuming your sense of smell works at all.
 
Last edited:
62FC2F71-7630-4520-A19C-54A0F7DFCA33.png
62FC2F71-7630-4520-A19C-54A0F7DFCA33.png
So, Phil has a new Facebook profile pic. Is he admitting he just wants asspats now?
 
Who the hell is that thin person who wants attention? We knew Phil did -- he got botched surgery for attention -- but that Antifa supersoaker in that new pic is like 100 pounds lighter than he is.
 
Translation to English: twat.

One of the enduringly hilarious things about Phil is that he so obviously dreams of being Tank Girl, but the only effort he'll put in in real life is a bunch of awful tattoos and lots of money spent on Hot Topic clothing.

At least he's a cute rebel girl online, right? :lol:
 

Well at least dumbshit is acknowledging he's a emo pussy now. But then he says he's a insurrectionist tardbag, so he basically contradicted himself. I don't think Phil understands nor knows how to correctly form a coherent sentences with the big words he enjoys using.

Interesting that "Trans-Latinx" has been removed as a warning/qualifier. Either PotatoHead is trying to hide that he's play acting as a Latino or he's slowly realizing that no person of color will ever accept or believe his shit.

Or someone finally thretenened/got through to that thick potatoe shaped head of his that he's a white boy and will never be a person of any color. Phil either got scared of confrontations, doesn't want to look bad in front of the imaginary antifa family that doesn't care about him, or he's completely stupid and just forgot to add it in. Either way, Phil's a dipshit.
 
I'm wondering what the hell Antifa duty consists of, I mean isn't it 99% crying online 1% smashing trashcans? We know Phil isn't posting as much, and well his entire apartment is a trashcan so, I'm just confused what's taking up all his time.

That article is needless to say over hyped, and won't take effect but Phil just can't help being anti semetic.
 
Xochi is on holiday, remember? We care about your imaginary friend than you do Phil!

I love it when Phil forgets something that's important to the lies and delusons he claims to have. I'm starting to believe that Phil honestly think a real person can be in two places at once. For the record, when Phil posted that xochi was going to Canada, why did he feel compelled to let everyone know that his imaginary bff was going away? He seems to struggle with grasping the concept of putting something to memory. He just called himself out/liar with this first post.

More incarceration fantasy:

Wtf is Phil going on about here??? He lives no where close to Israel, and Israel doesn't give two shits about Phil, his lame ass news dungeon (which btw has yet to come up with a original news story mind you) nor his imaginary friend.
 
View attachment 528155
Xochi is on holiday, remember? We care about your imaginary friend than you do Phil!
She probably just told him she was going to be out of the country so she wouldn't have to deal with his tard shit for a couple of weeks.
More incarceration fantasy:
View attachment 528161
"The entire staff" consisting of Phil and his imaginary friend. I love the way Phil thinks that his intermittent reposts of other people's stories constitute some sort of serious threat to the Israeli government. The only threat he poses to Israel is if he went there and ate all their cheese. Except that's never going to happen, because he's too fat to fly and too racist to deal with Middle Eastern people.

I'm wondering what the hell Antifa duty consists of, I mean isn't it 99% crying online 1% smashing trashcans? We know Phil isn't posting as much, and well his entire apartment is a trashcan so, I'm just confused what's taking up all his time.
Phil likes to imagine that he's part of some kind of guerilla army in the middle of a warzone. His posts basically imply that he spends every free moment in combat with the hordes of fascists in Portland, like Antifa is some sort of serious insurrectionist militia. What highlights the fact that this all exists only within his fat potato head is the fact that he and Xochi go out on patrol together. So apparently this serious organisation that we're supposed to be scared of sends imaginary people out on patrol? Antifa is basically just the local version of Australatina to him.

I like the thing about how he can't post much because his weekends are taken up with Antifa patrols. Phil, you do not have a job. You have the entire week. I suspect the real reason that he's not posting much is that his fingers have become too fat to type coherently.
 
Antifa is basically just the local version of Australatina to him.
Spot on. That seems exactly how Phil sees it - a chance to roleplay his political fantasy land. It's all the more hilarious when you realise that actual antifa don't want anything to do with Phil (they know him from back in the Occupy days). All he gets to do is tard about with a couple of other exceptional roleplaying idiots who liken themselves to 'supersoldiers'. Kinda like how kids used to play cops & robbers back in the day.
 
"Antifa duty" means "sits on his fat ass, doodles pictures while he pretends he's a Souper Suljah fighting the fascists, and avoids angering Slingblade". Does he honestly expect people to believe he's patrolling or guarding safe houses or checking weapons and equipment? Phil (and 95% of Antifa) is LARPing, not LRRPing (long range recon patrol). Oh, wait...Phil is fucking stupid, so of course he expects people to believe that's what he's doing.
 
Back