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"Earned" 
How? By downing a supreme pizza in 2 minutes?
Brand whore.
How? By downing a supreme pizza in 2 minutes?
Brand whore.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Dattechpriest
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Subhuman Phillip, it’s spelled subhuman. You are subhuman. The commandante part implies you have some sort of control over any aspect of your reality.
And again I am once more compelled to disassociate the Holy Cog with any and all heresies committed by the sentient potato.
And again I am once more compelled to disassociate the Holy Cog with any and all heresies committed by the sentient potato.
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Hey Phil, if lame ass combat boots are the official footwear of Antifa, do they come with the added benefit of coming down with trench foot because they refuse to take their dirty shoes and socks off??? Or does that only apply to you??
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Ah, you can't beat anarchist brand loyalty. 
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It's pretty fitting that the "official footwear of Antifa" are over-priced, flashy "combat-style" boots for edgy poseurs that wouldn't hold up to real combat conditions, and not WORK boots or real combat boots like Danners or something. Phil inadvertently made an excellent analogy for Antifa as a whole with his post: all image, no substance.
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I thought anarchists weren’t into supporting capitalism? I guess this means Phil is actually a devoted capitalist and probably a police plant. In fact, the picture of boots that are popular with white supremacist groups is clearly his coded way of saying “I am literally a fash bootlicker.”
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Phil is a consumerist whore who will buy any little trinket or article of clothing if he thinks it will make him look badass or legit. He's a poseur.
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At least his dad had a job, provided for a family, and was a respectable member of society.
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Why doesn't Phil even try to get decent ink? Some of his tattoos have decent line work but then he goes to color them and it just looks like absolute shit.
For example there is this one:
(The skin is not supposed to be doing that but the linework is decent.)
If he got a sleeve of tattoos that looked something like that one, then his tattoos would be okay. But he mix and matches his tattoos and gives them some awful color schemes (Or he brings in a shitty drawing he drew himself) and it just makes all of his tattoos look like trash.
Like this one for example, you'd think even the biggest tard in the world wouldn't want this on their body:
That's probably one of the ugliest fucking things i've ever seen in my life.
For example there is this one:
(The skin is not supposed to be doing that but the linework is decent.)
If he got a sleeve of tattoos that looked something like that one, then his tattoos would be okay. But he mix and matches his tattoos and gives them some awful color schemes (Or he brings in a shitty drawing he drew himself) and it just makes all of his tattoos look like trash.
Like this one for example, you'd think even the biggest tard in the world wouldn't want this on their body:
That's probably one of the ugliest fucking things i've ever seen in my life.
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Why doesn't Phil even try to get decent ink? Some of his tattoos have decent line work but then he goes to color them and it just looks like absolute shit.
For example there is this one:
(The skin is not supposed to be doing that but the linework is decent.)
If he got a sleeve of tattoos that looked something like that one, then his tattoos would be okay. But he mix and matches his tattoos and gives them some awful color schemes (Or he brings in a shitty drawing he drew himself) and it just makes all of his tattoos look like trash.
Like this one for example, you'd think even the biggest tard in the world wouldn't want this on their body:
That's probably one of the ugliest fucking things i've ever seen in my life.
Partly because he wants his tattoos to look "rough" like prison tats, and partly because he is an Autistic, egotistical moron and thinks his "art" is top notch. There have been times when the tattoo artist that Phil has gone to has offered to clean up Phil's designs and Phil pitched a tard fit and demanded that the artist make the tattoos EXACTLY like Phil's design. Ego + Autism = looking like a SpEd class went to town doodling on a pig with tattoo guns.
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Why doesn't Phil even try to get decent ink? Some of his tattoos have decent line work but then he goes to color them and it just looks like absolute shit.
For example there is this one:
(The skin is not supposed to be doing that but the linework is decent.)
If he got a sleeve of tattoos that looked something like that one, then his tattoos would be okay. But he mix and matches his tattoos and gives them some awful color schemes (Or he brings in a shitty drawing he drew himself) and it just makes all of his tattoos look like trash.
Like this one for example, you'd think even the biggest tard in the world wouldn't want this on their body:
That's probably one of the ugliest fucking things i've ever seen in my life.
Jeez, he’s really bad at Spanish. That sentence is supposed to be Rest in Power, but it’s conjugated so that it looks like “ I Rest In Power.”
Or he could be going for the noun form of rest (which is actually just Descanso too) but that’s not even how the phrase works grammatically.
grammatical :autism:ing aside, I’m not even that good at Spanish and it was originally my native language, so I find it rich that Phil thinks he could just wing it for his fucking TATTOOS.
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It's funny because it's been a cornerstone of his cosplay for such a long time. Phil is so dedicated to the lie that he's covered his body in "Latinx" imagery and bad Spanish, but he doesnt think of himself as Latino. Hes white, he knows hes white, he thinks of himself as white and male, and indeed hes afraid other people will find out.
Right now Phil is in a very bad place. "Cultural appropriation" is a hot button issue with the crowds he wants to emulate right now, and Phil is very obviously white. While the SJW crowd doesn't usually call out people like Phil, especially if they claim to be genderspecial, Phil is especially annoying and hes very obviously a white guy claiming to be a PoC (and not even a plausible one like some white guy claiming a Cherokee princess great-great-grandmother, as white people are wont to do). Hes treading some dangerous territory. If they find out hes playing at being a PoC, he will be even more of a pariah to the SJW crowd than he already is, faux trannie or not.
In particular, I believe it's been suggested that Toren has threatened to "out" him so maybe the ogre (or rather fear of the ogre) is keeping Phil in line for now. It's also quite possible someone hes trying to follow around did or said something that spooked Phil. There's still a lot of overlap between Antifa and Occupy so I wouldn't be shocked if Phil is running into people who already know him, especially with Portland being a veritable Mecca for the far left.
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Wow Phil, if you still had them, I'd say you grew some balls with this post. Also, I am going to laugh my ass off if Phil's Facebook friends see this post, then report it to Facebook. It will be taken down, Phil will flip and blame everyone but himself, then he will probably get a visit from the FBI partyvan again. This isnt the thing you want to admit on Facebook because you're trying to be edgy Phil
DragoonSierra
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It's impossible to be an "international terrorist" when you've never left the country you were born in, and you're not terrifying.
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Being a dickless fatso making vague threats on social media doesn’t make you a terrorist organization. It makes you a neckbeard.
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Which is ironic because that is one of the many names Phil likes to call this forum.