"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Mogambo]

I doubt Phil would ever go for Islam. He might pretend to in a half-assed way before forgetting.

Oh I agree. Islam would be a particularly bad choice for Phil. I mean he's not especially devout anyway but Islam (much like Judaism) has a lot of rules. You're supposed to fast, you're supposed to give alms (more if you're Shi'a!), you're supposed to dress modestly, you're supposed to do daily prayers, you're not supposed to drink, do drugs, eat pork, etc. Phil can't even keep himself clean (and cleanliness is part of Islam! You have to make ablutions before each daily prayer), you really think he could follow even the most basic rules of Islam? And yeah not every Muslim follows every rule to the strictest interpretation, but most of us at least make some effort, or at the very least don't flaunt it.

That's before we even get into things like Phil's weird tranny fetishes and shit, which are definitely haram. Hell most mainstream Sunnis view tattoos as haram!

It might be a little scary for his tastes. He probably buys in to all the anti-Islam propaganda.

That too. Like I said, American culture tends to view Islam as a black or especially brown religion, not a white or multicultural one. Phil tends to buy into that crap and is especially scared of darkies. Hell he was a Republican at one point apparently, and I doubt his views went towards smaller government and fiscal conservatism.

Honestly, if he had more balls, I could see him going to a mosque and pretending to be a terrorist, which would go one of two ways. Most likely someone would call the police on him because most mosques are pretty security conscious these days and Phil just screams "problematic." Quite literally. In the off chance he did manage to find some sort of extremist group somehow, they'd avoid him because they are dangerous people who dont want to attract attention to themselves. They'd probably think he was an FBI informant or something.

What always interested in me in this story is why a lesbian desperate to get pregnant would think Phil was perfect genetic material to Base your child on ?

I agree there's some weird shit there. I know very little about Maria but I assumed she was older and getting "baby crazy." Phil was subpar at best but he was younger back then and she was desperate. If she was into SJW circles it might make sense that she'd want a baby from a "gay trans-Latina activist."

a weird relationship between Maria and Robin markle and a suggestion neither are actually lesbians but claim otherwise for oppression points and to promote their shitty activism but we may never know.

Very few of those SJW activists are actually gay, lesbjan, bi, pansexual, ace, nonbinary or even "Cherokee princesses." Its about being "unique" and "different" to claim oppression points.

Even with Maria out of the equation Phils still not a Virgin, you've definitely still got Mike/tweaker and a possible from Violet "da goblin" moonstar

Heh, I'd forgotten about that. Nothing against Tweaker but that was a weird one too. Tweaker was a pre-op MtF trans person, so it's not hard to view that as another heterosexual relationship that had the added benefit of letting Phil claim he was progressive and get asspats.

You ever heare the term "forever angel" ?
It's when a mom goes out of her way to produce some exceptional offspring in the hope it will always love her, always need her and never leave.

Yes, unfortunately. I've heard of women doing that in the UK. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Maria was exploiting Phil for an autistic forever angel. I am the whole autism awareness crap. Yeah it IS an issue and people with autism deserve respect and even help if we can do so but you've got all these parents who want an asspat for having an autistic kid. It's less about helping the kid and more about making the parent feel special at that point.

He's terrified of Slingblade for several reasons (such as knowing the truth about Phil's dirty little secrets) and dares not tempt the drunken demigorgon's wrath. Phil isn't getting his bedroom back until Slingblade finds another moron to glomb onto and moves out.

I actually feel a bit sorry for Phil there. Granted he's such a self-righteous asshole that it's a bit hard, and he did bring it on himself. However, the fact that the ogre is one of the few troons willing to call Phil out about not being Hispanic. He very well may do so once they break up simply out of spite. I wouldn't put it past him.

It's funny but these people are almost foaming at the mouth to attack other white people for eating tacos or celebrating Day of the Dead, but they'll accept an obviously white idiot calling himself "translatinx" as long as he claims to be gay/bi/trans/whatever and tows the party line.

All by his lonesome. Would be hilarious if he chained himself up to the bed, posted a photo of it to Facebook saying it's "Izzy hell and xochis sexy time party, no cisdudes are invited", then discovers that he cannot get himself free from the tarded mess he made, culminating in massive amounts of begging on Facebook for someone to come free him (although we all know he wouldn't give out his address due to security reasons), nad eventually Phil will die and rot in his filthy apartment. And all this will be caused by Phil's childish need to play pretend with a imaginary friend whom he thinks is 100% real.

It may happen sooner or later. Phil is an idiot but apparently he does have autistic bondage hug box time. It's very easy for that kind of shit to backfire. The biggest difference is that Phil doesnt have any friends or coworkers who are likely to check on him when he goes missing. If Phil were to chain himself to a radiator or some shit, his best bet would just be chewing his own arm off like a wild animal.

On the other hand, that would be pretty fucking hardcore if he actually did that, so...

 

[The Dude]

Oh I agree. Islam would be a particularly bad choice for Phil. I mean he's not especially devout anyway but Islam (much like Judaism) has a lot of rules. You're supposed to fast, you're supposed to give alms (more if you're Shi'a!), you're supposed to dress modestly, you're supposed to do daily prayers, you're not supposed to drink, do drugs, eat pork, etc. Phil can't even keep himself clean (and cleanliness is part of Islam! You have to make ablutions before each daily prayer), you really think he could follow even the most basic rules of Islam? And yeah not every Muslim follows every rule to the strictest interpretation, but most of us at least make some effort, or at the very least don't flaunt it.

That's before we even get into things like Phil's weird tranny fetishes and shit, which are definitely haram. Hell most mainstream Sunnis view tattoos as haram!



That too. Like I said, American culture tends to view Islam as a black or especially brown religion, not a white or multicultural one. Phil tends to buy into that crap and is especially scared of darkies. Hell he was a Republican at one point apparently, and I doubt his views went towards smaller government and fiscal conservatism.

Honestly, if he had more balls, I could see him going to a mosque and pretending to be a terrorist, which would go one of two ways. Most likely someone would call the police on him because most mosques are pretty security conscious these days and Phil just screams "problematic." Quite literally. In the off chance he did manage to find some sort of extremist group somehow, they'd avoid him because they are dangerous people who dont want to attract attention to themselves. They'd probably think he was an FBI informant or something.



I agree there's some weird shit there. I know very little about Maria but I assumed she was older and getting "baby crazy." Phil was subpar at best but he was younger back then and she was desperate. If she was into SJW circles it might make sense that she'd want a baby from a "gay trans-Latina activist."




Very few of those SJW activists are actually gay, lesbjan, bi, pansexual, ace, nonbinary or even "Cherokee princesses." Its about being "unique" and "different" to claim oppression points.



Heh, I'd forgotten about that. Nothing against Tweaker but that was a weird one too. Tweaker was a pre-op MtF trans person, so it's not hard to view that as another heterosexual relationship that had the added benefit of letting Phil claim he was progressive and get asspats.



Yes, unfortunately. I've heard of women doing that in the UK. It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Maria was exploiting Phil for an autistic forever angel. I am the whole autism awareness crap. Yeah it IS an issue and people with autism deserve respect and even help if we can do so but you've got all these parents who want an asspat for having an autistic kid. It's less about helping the kid and more about making the parent feel special at that point.



I actually feel a bit sorry for Phil there. Granted he's such a self-righteous asshole that it's a bit hard, and he did bring it on himself. However, the fact that the ogre is one of the few troons willing to call Phil out about not being Hispanic. He very well may do so once they break up simply out of spite. I wouldn't put it past him.

It's funny but these people are almost foaming at the mouth to attack other white people for eating tacos or celebrating Day of the Dead, but they'll accept an obviously white idiot calling himself "translatinx" as long as he claims to be gay/bi/trans/whatever and tows the party line.



It may happen sooner or later. Phil is an idiot but apparently he does have autistic bondage hug box time. It's very easy for that kind of shit to backfire. The biggest difference is that Phil doesnt have any friends or coworkers who are likely to check on him when he goes missing. If Phil were to chain himself to a radiator or some shit, his best bet would just be chewing his own arm off like a wild animal.

On the other hand, that would be pretty fucking hardcore if he actually did that, so...

Oh, I guarantee that once Slingblade finds a new tard to grift from that he will be airing out all of Phil's dirty laundry. All Phil's secrets and lies will be laid bare. And not only that, but we can expect to hear all about how Phil abused and victimized Slingblade and how Slingblade "just had to get out of that toxic, abusive relationship". Its Slingblade's Modus Operandi. He does it all the time whenever he finds a new sucker to take him in.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Oh, I guarantee that once Slingblade finds a new tard to grift from that he will be airing out all of Phil's dirty laundry. All Phil's secrets and lies will be laid bare. And not only that, but we can expect to hear all about how Phil abused and victimized Slingblade and how Slingblade "just had to get out of that toxic, abusive relationship". Its Slingblade's Modus Operandi. He does it all the time whenever he finds a new sucker to take him in.

I can’t think of any secrets and lies Phil could have that are worse than what’s already publicly known about him.

 

[Mogambo]

Oh, I guarantee that once Slingblade finds a new tard to grift from that he will be airing out all of Phil's dirty laundry.

Oh it will be hilarious. I doubt we'll hear anything we haven't heard before, but it will be funny to see the two tards shit talking each other to the rat king community. Phil will still probably be too afraid to say anything about the ogre, but Toren will probably say a lot of nasty shit about Phil just to be petty. Granted I can't entirely blame him. I'm sure living with Phil has been unpleasant for both of them, but like I said before, they brought it on themselves.

I'm curious to see how the troon community will react to this. Neither of them are all that popular with other troons, especially not now, but they also tend to stick together and take other troons at their word. I think more of them may wind up siding with Toren than Phil, if they pay attention to either of them that is. If nothing else it would finally give the Portland troons a chance to call out Phil on not actually being Latina. Oh, I'm sorry... "white passing translatinx" or whatever he calls himself these days.

God, if that "transracial" crap actually takes off Phil will be all over that shit like Rachel Dolezal...

I can’t think of any secrets and lies Phil could have that are worse than what’s already publicly known about him.

I doubt he has any. I'm sure we might get some dumb anecdote or another about him bouncing and squeaking but odds are we already know most of it. Phil is not subtle. Hell he broadcasts most of his dumb shit in public, it's just we're the only other people who notice most of the time because other troons are too embarrassed by him (that should really say something).

Of course Phil is also exceptionally dumb. Enough so where I genuinely feel that he has forgotten entire stretches of his life. We know more about him than he does...

 

[The Dude]

Oh it will be hilarious. I doubt we'll hear anything we haven't heard before, but it will be funny to see the two tards shit talking each other to the rat king community. Phil will still probably be too afraid to say anything about the ogre, but Toren will probably say a lot of nasty shit about Phil just to be petty. Granted I can't entirely blame him. I'm sure living with Phil has been unpleasant for both of them, but like I said before, they brought it on themselves.

I'm curious to see how the troon community will react to this. Neither of them are all that popular with other troons, especially not now, but they also tend to stick together and take other troons at their word. I think more of them may wind up siding with Toren than Phil, if they pay attention to either of them that is. If nothing else it would finally give the Portland troons a chance to call out Phil on not actually being Latina. Oh, I'm sorry... "white passing translatinx" or whatever he calls himself these days.

God, if that "transracial" crap actually takes off Phil will be all over that shit like Rachel Dolezal...

Oh yeah, Toren will definitely be the one people side with out of the two. For one thing, Slingblade is more intelligent and cunning than Phil and is better at fabricating believable lies. For another, Phil looks sketchy as fuck. He doesn't try to pass as female, he is covered in those horrible looking tattoos, he tries way too hard to look and act intimidating...he just looks more dishonest than Slingblade. Not to mention Phil already has a notorious reputation in their tranny community for being dishonest, a habitual liar, and for being a huge drama magnet. Out of the two, Slingblade has more people who actually associate with him, even if it's just on social media. When was the last time anyone commented or even liked one of Phil's rétarded "Xochi's News Diarrhea" posts?

Personally, I would love to see both of them being told to fuck off by everyone they try to talk to. It would be amazing watching them both REEEEEE about "not having allies" and "being shut out by fascists who have infiltrated the trans community" or whatever other bullshit story they try to sell to avoid accountability for being shitty people.

 

[MMX]

Oh yeah, Toren will definitely be the one people side with out of the two. For one thing, Slingblade is more intelligent and cunning than Phil and is better at fabricating believable lies. For another, Phil looks sketchy as fuck. He doesn't try to pass as female, he is covered in those horrible looking tattoos, he tries way too hard to look and act intimidating...he just looks more dishonest than Slingblade. Not to mention Phil already has a notorious reputation in their tranny community for being dishonest, a habitual liar, and for being a huge drama magnet. Out of the two, Slingblade has more people who actually associate with him, even if it's just on social media. When was the last time anyone commented or even liked one of Phil's rétarded "Xochi's News Diarrhea" posts?

Personally, I would love to see both of them being told to fuck off by everyone they try to talk to. It would be amazing watching them both REEEEEE about "not having allies" and "being shut out by fascists who have infiltrated the trans community" or whatever other bullshit story they try to sell to avoid accountability for being shitty people.

Its swings and round about really.
Sure Toren is "smarter" than Phil but Phil has the "Be nice i have tism" card, he can't really attack Phil obviously after he's addressed Phils disability. On the other hand Phil can't attack Toren since he's already stood up for him and dismissed claims of abuse and exploitation, if he goes back on that he proves us right.
Then there's picking a battle ground, twitter is mostly Torens domain and Phils the facebook circle jerk, there's not a great deal of overlap so they can shit talk each other all they like and never really interact.
The biggest factor is neither really matter outside the Ratking circle, whatever shit they have on each other it's nothing they haven't been forgiven for before.
It's always worth keeping in mind Phil has a lot of shit on people who "wronged" him like Dusty, Tweaker, Jordman and Rika yet he kept it to himself, he's generally smart enough to understand that exposing people in his life only exposes himself further.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Oh I agree. Islam would be a particularly bad choice for Phil.

It's either earlier in this thread or another about my thoughts on Phil converting to Islam. If someone told him that he would get attention and oppression points for it, you can bet your ass he would convert. What would be hilarious though, is if Phil attended to cash in on the ISIS sympathizer idiots and became one himself, or if he joined ISIS. Then he will finally be a real terrorist, and the bullshit make believes fantisies he posts on the news dungeon will be true for once. Of course, Phil's stupid, so he would go around announcing he's a terrorist by himself in a group of people, or he would use it as a threat for when someone wrongs him or doesn't give into his demands. Which of course would then lead to Phil either going to Syria thinking he would get more asspats only to be shot, he would be shot outside his apartment (or inside because it would give slingblade a reason to ligitimately kill Phil), or he would be hauled away to federal prison for being a domestic terrorist and spend the remaining years in prison, until he gets sepsis/jaundice from his rotting cunthole. But then again, as I've said before, Phil is incredibly stupid, so he probably doesn't even know what ISIS is, and if he does, he probably is under the self delusion that ISIS is a ragtag group of tranny freedom fighters that came together to fight and destroy transmisogyisnism.

Oh, I guarantee that once Slingblade finds a new tard to grift from that he will be airing out all of Phil's dirty laundry. All Phil's secrets and lies will be laid bare. And not only that, but we can expect to hear all about how Phil abused and victimized Slingblade and how Slingblade "just had to get out of that toxic, abusive relationship". Its Slingblade's Modus Operandi. He does it all the time whenever he finds a new sucker to take him in.

I think that if slingblade ever bounced from Spud haven, he should consider moving in with those two nignogs that he gets #analrips from. It would be a win win for all three parties. Phil gets his bedroom back (of course, slingblade will probably claim everything in the bedroom as his, and Phil won't do shit to stop it out of fear of getting his ass kicked) and gets to play make believe with xochi 24/7, slingblade gets to leave spudzone and gets to move in with 24 inches of black dong, and the two real people of color get to have the enjoyment of attempting to rip the inside of slingblade asshole every night, free of charge. I really cant see how this would be a loss for any of them, and on top of it, this would be a major win for.us because we will get to witness the hilarious fallout from when it happens. What would be the icing on top of the metaphorical cake, is if slingblade does air Phil's lies, of Phil replied back with a death threat like he always does, just so slingblade can go back and kick his ass one final time.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Its swings and round about really.
Sure Toren is "smarter" than Phil but Phil has the "Be nice i have tism" card, he can't really attack Phil obviously after he's addressed Phils disability. On the other hand Phil can't attack Toren since he's already stood up for him and dismissed claims of abuse and exploitation, if he goes back on that he proves us right.
Then there's picking a battle ground, twitter is mostly Torens domain and Phils the facebook circle jerk, there's not a great deal of overlap so they can shit talk each other all they like and never really interact.
The biggest factor is neither really matter outside the Ratking circle, whatever shit they have on each other it's nothing they haven't been forgiven for before.
It's always worth keeping in mind Phil has a lot of shit on people who "wronged" him like Dusty, Tweaker, Jordman and Rika yet he kept it to himself, he's generally smart enough to understand that exposing people in his life only exposes himself further.

It's interesting, there doesn't really seem to be much overlap between their social circles, if any. Toren has other troons that follow him, and the occasional camtroon at whom he tweets "Oh gosh... (blushing emoji) I'm gay! (heart eyes emoji)," but he doesn't seem to follow, e.g. Greta and Nina. He's only directly acknowledged Phil's existence when he was publicly accused of abusing the dickless wonder.

Meanwhile, Phil's only contacts seem to be other Antifa mall ninjas (maybe) and a couple of the more hopeless Rat Kings. Greta and Nina are probably the most influential people he knows, and they make it obvious to anyone but a tard that they don't actually like Phil and only see him as a useful idiot.

I think if either of them came out and attacked the other, their contacts' response would likely be "Who?"

 

[MMX]

It's interesting, there doesn't really seem to be much overlap between their social circles, if any. Toren has other troons that follow him, and the occasional camtroon at whom he tweets "Oh gosh... (blushing emoji) I'm gay! (heart eyes emoji)," but he doesn't seem to follow, e.g. Greta and Nina. He's only directly acknowledged Phil's existence when he was publicly accused of abusing the dickless wonder.

Meanwhile, Phil's only contacts seem to be other Antifa mall ninjas (maybe) and a couple of the more hopeless Rat Kings. Greta and Nina are probably the most influential people he knows, and they make it obvious to anyone but a tard that they don't actually like Phil and only see him as a useful idiot.

I think if either of them came out and attacked the other, their contacts' response would likely be "Who?"

Pretty much that.
Toren's crowd is mostly tumblr troons and chasers, there's a bunch of idiots handing out cash. Toren isn't really in with the ratking because he's all about him and doesn't want to part with his tard bux. The ratking isn't about what it can do for you its about what you can do for it and Toren offers nothing. He's even ignored by the likes of Zinnia the horse queen who's attention and validation he craves.
Phils crowd is a bunch of edge troons, anti-fa-fags and soc jus types he's interacted with BUT for the most part sock puppets of various groups. The parts of the ratking that actively follow Phil are the parts the phil previously parted with his tard bux for.
Thereso some minor overlap with maybe Terra and Jane Wilde but for the most part Toren purged all Phils mutual friends when he moved in so they could warn Phil of the scam artist he was shacking up with.

 

[Positron]

Vegan.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Its swings and round about really.
Sure Toren is "smarter" than Phil but Phil has the "Be nice i have tism" card, he can't really attack Phil obviously after he's addressed Phils disability. On the other hand Phil can't attack Toren since he's already stood up for him and dismissed claims of abuse and exploitation, if he goes back on that he proves us right.
Then there's picking a battle ground, twitter is mostly Torens domain and Phils the facebook circle jerk, there's not a great deal of overlap so they can shit talk each other all they like and never really interact.
The biggest factor is neither really matter outside the Ratking circle, whatever shit they have on each other it's nothing they haven't been forgiven for before.
It's always worth keeping in mind Phil has a lot of shit on people who "wronged" him like Dusty, Tweaker, Jordman and Rika yet he kept it to himself, he's generally smart enough to understand that exposing people in his life only exposes himself further.

The autism card by itself doesn't count for very much in SJW circles, and even then you need to have actual social intelligence backing it up to make good use of it. SJWs are strange and awful people, but even they don't want to be around some dead-faced weirdo who spergs at them for hours about road signs or Sonic the Hedgehog or other dumb shit that normal people don't care about, then awkwardly makes repeated unwanted sexual advances on anything with a vagina. Actually autistic people, even ones who are trannies or have other genderfuck stuff going on have very low SJW social status; look at Alex Leal or Clawshrimpy for example. Even Chris-chan himself only gets positive attention from SJWs when he's being victimized by those awful white male cishet GamerGater alt-right trolls; the rest of the time, he's radioactive. Phil can scream about his autism from when Toren attacks until the death of social justice and no one will ever give a damn. The vodka ogre will annihilate whatever pitiful social support Phil has left.

 

[The Dude]

The autism card by itself doesn't count for very much in SJW circles, and even then you need to have actual social intelligence backing it up to make good use of it. SJWs are strange and awful people, but even they don't want to be around some dead-faced weirdo who spergs at them for hours about road signs or Sonic the Hedgehog or other dumb shit that normal people don't care about, then awkwardly makes repeated unwanted sexual advances on anything with a vagina. Actually autistic people, even ones who are trannies or have other genderfuck stuff going on have very low SJW social status; look at Alex Leal or Clawshrimpy for example. Even Chris-chan himself only gets positive attention from SJWs when he's being victimized by those awful white male cishet GamerGater alt-right trolls; the rest of the time, he's radioactive. Phil can scream about his autism from when Toren attacks until the death of social justice and no one will ever give a damn. The vodka ogre will annihilate whatever pitiful social support Phil has left.

That's because most (if not all) of these SJW troons are Autistic themselves.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Vegan.
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That’s the only meat he will get to have inside his mouth. And since his own meat is rotting away, I guess he misses having meat around to play with.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I doubt he has any. I'm sure we might get some dumb anecdote or another about him bouncing and squeaking but odds are we already know most of it. Phil is not subtle. Hell he broadcasts most of his dumb shit in public, it's just we're the only other people who notice most of the time because other troons are too embarrassed by him (that should really say something).

Of course Phil is also exceptionally dumb. Enough so where I genuinely feel that he has forgotten entire stretches of his life. We know more about him than he does...

Toren probably has more skeletons than Phil but I doubt Phil knows about any of them. Phil could write essays about how the drunken ogre is mistreating him. I wonder if the fact that the abuse comes off as typically male would affect it any.

Oh yeah, Toren will definitely be the one people side with out of the two. For one thing, Slingblade is more intelligent and cunning than Phil and is better at fabricating believable lies. For another, Phil looks sketchy as fuck. He doesn't try to pass as female, he is covered in those horrible looking tattoos, he tries way too hard to look and act intimidating...he just looks more dishonest than Slingblade. Not to mention Phil already has a notorious reputation in their tranny community for being dishonest, a habitual liar, and for being a huge drama magnet. Out of the two, Slingblade has more people who actually associate with him, even if it's just on social media. When was the last time anyone commented or even liked one of Phil's rétarded "Xochi's News Diarrhea" posts?

Personally, I would love to see both of them being told to fuck off by everyone they try to talk to. It would be amazing watching them both REEEEEE about "not having allies" and "being shut out by fascists who have infiltrated the trans community" or whatever other bullshit story they try to sell to avoid accountability for being shitty people.

Timbo, Phil and that other guy Toren shacked up with before Phil should team up to reveal info about Toren. With the #metoo movement and a well written medium article theres no way the SJWs could ignore it. It should be noted that all of them are on disability.

Vegan.
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Totally vegan Phil.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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Jesus, Phil, we told you, no one wants to see your “burger,” even in Vegas. That thing’s looking pretty nasty.

 

[Mogambo]

Vegan.
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Guess Phil forgot that he's vegan again. Also reasonably sure that's not kosher either. But that's okay Phil, be a good little capitalist consumer and fly to Vegas to gamble and stuff your face with ridiculous amounts of food. Chairman Mao would be so proud of you! Bet you could really hurt the patriarchy by spending our taxpayer dollars in sin city!

 

[The Dude]

Phil in Las Vegas would be a thing to see. All those flashing lights, loud noises, and crowds of people to give his Autistic brain sensory overload, people calling him "sir" everywhere he goes, people telling him to move his fat ass when he inevitably stops in front of everyone to gawk at things, people telling him to shut the fuck up when he's obnoxiously loud or starts bouncing and squeaking...it would be glorious to see. Not to mention all the sidewalk hustlers thrusting handbills in his face for escort services and in-room strippers, the drunken frat boy types hassling him, the fact that he's on tard welfare and wastes all his money on stupid shit and he wouldn't be able to afford anything in Vegas (like that 13lb burger he wants to stuff in his fat "vegan" face).

Besides, wouldn't a self-described "Communist" like Phil hate Vegas, a city built as a celebration of, and monument to, greed, Capitalism, excess, and Western decadence? Oh, that's right, I forgot that Phil is just as much a Communist as he is a "vegan".

 

[nvrwastetree]

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Phil, stay the fuck away from Vegas. You step one foot here and the locals will beat your ass. Plus, yeah, there are some weirdos here, but you would never fit in, and you would get laughed right out of town, youll get your ass handed to you for talking shitsto the wrong person, or to a point where you will try and pepper spray someone, thus resulting in arrest and spending a couple nights in Clark County Detention Center.

 

[Mogambo]

So what do you think instigated Phil's new obsession with Vegas? It's not exactly typical for him. Its not something trendy with the SJW types he usually follows, nor does it really go with his usual anime and mall ninja shit. My guess is he was exposed to it via YouTube ads, or maybe he's watching one of those food channel shows and just got carried away because he saw all these big, expensive food items. Phil being Phil is easily impressed by that sort of thing.

Phil in Las Vegas would be a thing to see. All those flashing lights, loud noises, and crowds of people to give his Autistic brain sensory overload,

Oh I absolutely agree here. Phil (and Chris, and most of our other lolcows) think they want big cities and attention, but really most of them don't do so well when they get over stimulated. Phil is a lot better off being stuck in a small bedroom. Too many noises and lights and other things to pay attention to just mess him up. Hell he would be a lot better off without the internet and social media for that matter.

 

[The Dude]

So what do you think instigated Phil's new obsession with Vegas? It's not exactly typical for him. Its not something trendy with the SJW types he usually follows, nor does it really go with his usual anime and mall ninja shit. My guess is he was exposed to it via YouTube ads, or maybe he's watching one of those food channel shows and just got carried away because he saw all these big, expensive food items. Phil being Phil is easily impressed by that sort of thing.



Oh I absolutely agree here. Phil (and Chris, and most of our other lolcows) think they want big cities and attention, but really most of them don't do so well when they get over stimulated. Phil is a lot better off being stuck in a small bedroom. Too many noises and lights and other things to pay attention to just mess him up. Hell he would be a lot better off without the internet and social media for that matter.

I don't think Phil is obsessed with Vegas, I think he just wants to go so he can eat a burger larger than some cats. He's obviously a glutton so the appeal of eating a massive slab of meat, cheese, bread, and all the fixins is strong with him.