"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Mogambo said:
Maybe Phil will get into those spirit hoodie things that were popular a while back. I'd love to see him waddling around in bondage gear and autistic scribbles bouncing and squeaking while wearing fake fox ears and a tail. Hell it wouldn't even be all that unusual by Portland standards. Except for the smell maybe. He really smells. Or so I've been told.
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Furries are one of the few subcultures he's never tried to infiltrate. Now I come to think of it, it's kind of surprising. It's a subculture that has a high autism content where you can take on an entirely new persona. Maybe when Antifa properly give him the boot.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Furries are one of the few subcultures he's never tried to infiltrate. Now I come to think of it, it's kind of surprising. It's a subculture that has a high autism content where you can take on an entirely new persona. Maybe when Antifa properly give him the boot.
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Well, a fursuit would hide his tattoos. And he hasn't yet realized that this would be a good thing not a bad thing.
 
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Not that Phil can afford either, but if he is to choose, he'd definitely get...both.
 
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Mogambo said:
Maybe Phil will get into those spirit hoodie things that were popular a while back. I'd love to see him waddling around in bondage gear and autistic scribbles bouncing and squeaking while wearing fake fox ears and a tail. Hell it wouldn't even be all that unusual by Portland standards. Except for the smell maybe. He really smells. Or so I've been told.
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His spirit animal would be a skunk. Or an animal that just had it's anal glands drained...wait, what am I saying??? Phil anal glands are always drained because he can't keep his hands or any other object away from his asshole. You know, he can shove all kinds of objects up his ass all day, but when it comes to wiping, which is one of the simplest things to do, he makes up excuses or flat out refuses to wipe because he thinks he's sticking it to the US government.
 
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Do you really think he knows what a "burner phone" even is?
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Of course, if you ask Phil what a burner phone is he would say one of three things. That it's a phone that purposely burns troons like him when he touches it, that its something that can be use to set fire to himself or other objects, or, it could be a phone that you throw in a fire because you believe a forum is stalking you, trying to rape or do a "home.invasion phret".
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Furries are one of the few subcultures he's never tried to infiltrate. Now I come to think of it, it's kind of surprising. It's a subculture that has a high autism content where you can take on an entirely new persona. Maybe when Antifa properly give him the boot.
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According to @Ravenor he did briefly but it didnt pan out

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Not that Phil can afford either, but if he is to choose, he'd definitely get...both.
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Is a legal AK really that cheap?

Rememeber when Phil was begging for money for a new phone? He could have had a sweet AK instead.
 
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oldTireWater said:
10 Years ago you could get one for under $300 (semi of course). Now not so much. They'll start around $600.

1000 Rounds will be another $200+.
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But what will he do with it??? Shoot someone?? He can't even stand correctly when firing a gun, let alone he doesn't have the balls (even when he did have them) to ever pull a gun on someone. Plus, you can't conceal a Ak-47 (unless Phil stuffs the damn thing down his pants), and we all know Phil's thought on concealed carry. Let alone the fact if he ever did try to shoot someone, he would never hit them because aks are said to have bad recoil. So he would either shoot wildly in the air, be disarmed, or accidentally become the thing he wants to become the most...an hero.
 
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nvrwastetree said:
But what will he do with it??? Shoot someone?? He can't even stand correctly when firing a gun, let alone he doesn't have the balls (even when he did have them) to ever pull a gun on someone. Plus, you can't conceal a Ak-47 (unless Phil stuffs the damn thing down his pants), and we all know Phil's thought on concealed carry. Let alone the fact if he ever did try to shoot someone, he would never hit them because aks are said to have bad recoil. So he would either shoot wildly in the air, be disarmed, or accidentally become the thing he wants to become the most...an hero.
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The usual process with Phil is:
1) See a thing that he can use to look badass. Bounce and squeak frantically until it is obtained.
2) Pose with it. Because it is Phil, he fails to look badass, but he feels powerful for a few minutes.
3) Get laughed at by us.
4) Add item to hoard.
5) Repeat.
 
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Phil would get the gun. And then use it as a prop in his selfies because he'd be terrified of being caught with it without a permit because he is exactly the sort of person gun control measures are aimed at.

Either that or he'd scrawl loads of incoherent shit and trannyflags all over it.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
Furries are one of the few subcultures he's never tried to infiltrate. Now I come to think of it, it's kind of surprising. It's a subculture that has a high autism content where you can take on an entirely new persona. Maybe when Antifa properly give him the boot.
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I'd hazard to guess that it didn't appeal to Phil because of how much he'd blend in and have to compete for attention and praise. He'd just be another sped in a fursuit bouncing, squeaking and mewling while saying vague, provocative random bait statements on social media for reactions.

Furries have to be the absolute worst subculture when it comes to that kind of mentality and I suspect it's why there's always a shit ton of drama surrounding it. Only the rap music industry is more competitive for attention.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
The usual process with Phil is:
1) See a thing that he can use to look badass. Bounce and squeak frantically until it is obtained.
2) Pose with it. Because it is Phil, he fails to look badass, but he feels powerful for a few minutes.
3) Get laughed at by us.
4) Add item to hoard.
5) Repeat.
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You forgot a step. While posing with the gun, he's going to make some half asses passive aggressive phret to everyone who he doesn't like at the moment, tell them he's coming for them and they better hide or else, then start bouncing and squeeking until toren waddles out of the room and takes the gun and shoves it directly up Phil's new trench, thereby worsening the already horrible rotting infection that had no doubt started.

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Furries have to be the absolute worst subculture when it comes to that kind of mentality and I suspect it's why there's always a shit ton of drama surrounding it. Only the rap music industry is more competitive for attention.
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Didn't dumbshit already attempt to enter the furry community but backed out?? Also, other than furriest, the other worst subculture have to be the fake tranny movement, and anything involving juggalos. Would love to see Phil start listening to ICP, and pretend to be a female juggalo. God the autistic facepaint would be hilarious because Phil's art is complete shit. It would be pretty funny to see Phil attend the gathering of the juggalos too. He would try to be cool, someone would feed him drugs (like LSD/PCP) Phil would no doubt trip balls, and probably wonder somewhere far away from the rest of the camp. Either that, or someone would slip him GHB and Phil will finally get his wish of being raped.
 
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nvrwastetree said:
But what will he do with it??? Shoot someone?? He can't even stand correctly when firing a gun, let alone he doesn't have the balls (even when he did have them) to ever pull a gun on someone. Plus, you can't conceal a Ak-47 (unless Phil stuffs the damn thing down his pants), and we all know Phil's thought on concealed carry. Let alone the fact if he ever did try to shoot someone, he would never hit them because aks are said to have bad recoil. So he would either shoot wildly in the air, be disarmed, or accidentally become the thing he wants to become the most...an hero.
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He has a rotting opening where he can conceal an AK.
 
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