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How is Phil desperate? The government pays for his daily pizza, his tard gear and tard accessories, a shitty hovel for him to stew in his own filth, and his Internet to bitch about the government that pays for his entire life.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
- Thread starter wagglyplacebo
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How is Phil desperate? The government pays for his daily pizza, his tard gear and tard accessories, a shitty hovel for him to stew in his own filth, and his Internet to bitch about the government that pays for his entire life.
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Trying so hard to get that sweet, sweet attention from the proud boys. Desperate to be relevant and supported, as always. He's lucky he's an obvious re.tard. No-one wants to be knows as the person who slapped a mental defective.
Hitler and isis? Phil's fetish for violence is showing again. Sitting around fantasising about killing people is no way to go through life, son.
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Antifa is just a group that the US gov can utilize to shut down rallies and groups without having to do it itself. Phil can post all his violent fantasies and face no repercussions from the fact that he claims to he apart of antifa which we all know is incredibly violent already.
Meanwhile the feds will use antifa "intelligence" against the "fascists" even if it breaks the law. Compare phil and many other antifags blatantly posting violent threats to these guys saying they should all wear matching polos and khakis being used as evidence to get them thrown in jail for "conspiracy to riot"
Meanwhile the feds will use antifa "intelligence" against the "fascists" even if it breaks the law. Compare phil and many other antifags blatantly posting violent threats to these guys saying they should all wear matching polos and khakis being used as evidence to get them thrown in jail for "conspiracy to riot"
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Two antifa pussies hid in a public toilet and called Phil (of all people) because they couldn't walk past a crowd of strangers unassisted?
I don't think Patriot Prayer has anything to worry about.
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He has mastered the art of dung fu.
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“I understand that you had to hide anywhere you could, but I still don’t understand why you had to take your pants off.”
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Imagine getting a call from phil
"UUUH der some peeple in duh bafroom and der is joey Gibson wif flags attacking dem can u please pick dem up?"
Too bad it didn't actually happen
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Yes Phil, spend $500 to $600 dollars on a gun instead of rent. You useless fucking tard.
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You'd have to get a SCCY first, Phil. Upgrade from the franken-metal mall batons you take with you to the various pizzerias and Buddhist temples of Portland.
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What a spooky ghost.
Must be a new larp. Philthy Phil doesn't have the balls to be a Klansman. Nor the hygiene.
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But he HAS to be vague with his pictures because every time he posts something we can see, we start laughing at all the details that make him look like a mong.
He's gone from masks and dark baggy clothes to just taking blurry pictures so we can't make out any glaringly obvious details that make him an obvious tard.
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But then he
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The siccy is your friend's gun, Phil, not yours. You need to upgrade from a plastic ak lookalike. Maybe a water pistol, perhaps? Something that actually shoots stuff?
Why did Phil not just join the army, if all he wants to do is spend all day in uniform and pissing about with guns. He might've even gotten to go to those places he keeps excitedly fantasizing about like Iraq. If he's no stranger to military discipline and training as he claims, it should be easy for him. What could've been if only he'd been willing to work for what he wanted...
Shame it's all a lie and he's just a fat man with mild mental re.tardation who feels funny in his tummy when he sees a uniform or weapon.
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I'm hoping our gun laws are competent enough to keep a spud from legally purchasing one.
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Eh, Phil getting a gun might lead to some hilarity. He's the kinda guy who'd shoot either himself or his hovel's wall by accident while posing with it.
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As with any fundamental right, you're generally presumed to be able to exercise it unless you do something (like a crime) or are something (like legally found to be mentally incompetent) that disqualifies you. So he can probably get a gun much as he can probably get a driver's license.
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The idea of Phil getting a gun reminds me of a scene from Joker. You know the one. Although Phil dropping the gun could be funny too.