"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[obliviousbeard]

Phil you are lucky enough to have 2 fully functional legs. That is your freedom of movement. View attachment 1004681
Public transportation just makes movement more efficient for people willing to pay for that efficiency.

Almost as if he can't ride his daughter bike - the one he begged for months, spent hundreds of dollars on panniers and lights, locks, helmets and whatnot

 

[Adamska]

Sure Phil. Only if the rest of the students can control themselves from laughing at the 34 year old mongo in the Poly Sci 101 course.
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Oh, nice claim.

Already predicting you'll lie by just posing in front of the campus and just make up how "HAAAARD" the classes are while still showing off your tard body because of attention. You're stupid Phil, really goddamn stupid, so it's really easy to see how you'll lie about this when by next year you're still retarded, you aren't in college, and you aren't scary due to just being an angry tard that needed more beatings to show why you don't act like a shit.

By the way, continue to ook and eek about how you'll assault students. Even shitty Portland colleges have standards and crimes are one of them. So the other option will be you complaining and stealing smarter peoples' words about how evil college is.

You're predictable because you're so mentally handicapped Phil.

 

[Coldgrip]

I have no idea what class I want to take and haven't even applied, but I have fantasized at length about how I'm going to bash the non-existent fash at the college I will never go to.

Oh, there's plenty of fash at portland collage. They're pretty easy to spot too; white men wearing black shirts and masks with a three arrows insignia somewhere on them. Phil should bash them.

Almost as if he can't ride his daughter bike - the one he begged for months, spent hundreds of dollars on panniers and lights, locks, helmets and whatnot

I'm hoping that Phil takes the thing down to campus at some point and gets it stolen when he doesn't properly lock it up.

 

[Bogliacci]

God I hope he goes and then it'll be easy to get pictures of him in the wild from our operatives

I also don't doubt that he'd be able to get in and complete it. Community colleges already basically do everythign they can to carry losers across the finish line to an associates degree, I can only imagine how far backwards community college in portland would bend over for people like Philth

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Phil you are lucky enough to have 2 fully functional legs. That is your freedom of movement. View attachment 1004681
Public transportation just makes movement more efficient for people willing to pay for that efficiency.

are the fees really that expensive? I rode the bus here once and it was either 1.50 or .50 for the ride, they just don't run the routes very often so they aren't convenient to use. But we have buses in the tourist section of town that are free I believe that do nothing but run up and down ocean blvd picking ppl up every couple of blocks

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

That's a lot of words to say you will shit your pants and do nothing.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Phil, colleges do not put up with this shit anymore. If there is a 35 tard causing trouble on campus they'll toss his ass real quick. View attachment 1004542

I'm sure all the teenagers at the college will be in awe of the brave antifa student and will collectively stand back and applaud him everywhere he goes.

Not a chance that the mostly late teenagers that fill the college will snigger about and avoid like the plague the obvious tryhard middle-aged weirdo, no matter how much he postures and attempts to play the fake battle-worn victim.

We know Phil won't go to college, but it's a nice new fantasy for him to stroke one out about. Being a heroic victim being picked on in the streets or in prison is old and doesn't get the stubby going as much now.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

I reckon he has all his favourite sound bites copy pasta’d as notes on his phone so he can break them out in double quick time when he’s posting his fantasies.

“Years of cyber stalking”
“Leftist trans woman”
“I am an antifa super soldier”

etc etc.

you could make a pretty decent bingo card out of the average Phil post.

 

[moorhen]

Phil, colleges do not put up with this shit anymore. If there is a 35 tard causing trouble on campus they'll toss his ass real quick. View attachment 1004542

The smell of your rotting snatch will keep everyone away Phil, no one will hassle you and you will make no friends.

I can't wait for him to join the lgbt society and have it shut itself down to get away from him.

 

[muh_moobs]

It always makes me laugh when he starts showing hate towards Andy Ngo. When things with Canis didn’t work out he sometimes suggested he wanted a Gay Asian lover more than anything. Here he is fat, balding, decrepit, jobless, and clinging to power fantasies. Whereas Ngo is in okay shape, has hair, a good job, and his message is reached to thousands, perhaps even millions. Ngo is the man Phil always wanted but could never have so he takes out his frustrations not just because it’s Antifa talking, but because he’d like to have an Asian fuck daddy that he knows he can’t ever have.

Sorry Phil, you’ll never be a Latinx womyn in an interracial relationship with an Asian man, very likely not with anything more than a block of cheese ever again.

Yeah I know I A-Logged, I legit don’t like Phil and only want to laugh at him.

Can't alog Philth.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I reckon he has all his favourite sound bites copy pasta’d as notes on his phone so he can break them out in double quick time when he’s posting his fantasies.

“Years of cyber stalking”
“Leftist trans woman”
“I am an antifa super soldier”

etc etc.

you could make a pretty decent bingo card out of the average Phil post.

I find it interesting that every cow has their own unique vocabulary, and will often make these posts that include all their regular catchphrases. Autism is funny like that I suppose

 

[muh_moobs]

“Libertarian socialist” is another form of anarchism, but Phil is too fat to understand the details. Basically more “fuck you dad” politics.

Libertarian Socialism literally can't be a thing. One doesn't believe in taxes or big government, the other demands that everything be provided via tax-funded state-run programs.

Good job, tard.

Edit:
"Crafting (a) deterrence posture" eh, Philth? Why make your own? Just use Defensive Hedgehog Mode like your idol.

 

[Mogambo]

Or is he nostalgic for community college, when other people were obligated to be around his worthless fetal alcohol syndrome tarded ass?

My guess is it's this. For those not in the know, Phil already went to community college back when he was still a teenager and wasted that opportunity by hanging out with the anime club and obsessing over yaoi, at least until he got expelled for drawing the infamous picture of him shooting McCain while dressed as a character from Naruto but wearing a Palestinian keffiyeh because even back then he was obsessed with mixing his weird fetishes.

Still despite me making fun of him for all this, I think Phil was genuinely happier when he was just an autistic anime fan boy before all of the social justice and gender politics stuff pretty much fucked up his life. I think given the opportunity he probably would abandon some of it but he's so caught up in it now that he can't. He doesn't have friends, he doesn't have a job, nobody talks to or interacts with him on a regular basis.... hell even his "platonic lesbian girlfriend" left him as soon as he got a chance!

Going back to college would give Phil a chance to reset his identity and (try to) build up a new circle of friends. Anyone who's ever been to a community college will have seen the sad 30 something college rats who hang out with, or try to hang out with, teenagers and early twenty somethings but never seem to actually take classes or graduate. That will be Phil, if he even bothers to get off his ass and go to the campus. It's a pity though. I think Phil's back to college adventures would be some of the best content we've gotten from him in years!

 

[AnOminous]

I reckon he has all his favourite sound bites copy pasta’d as notes on his phone so he can break them out in double quick time when he’s posting his fantasies.

“Years of cyber stalking”
“Leftist trans woman”
“I am an antifa super soldier”

etc etc.

you could make a pretty decent bingo card out of the average Phil post.

He should definitely tell the college he applies to that he's a super soldier who is going to bring all kinds of weapons to campus and "defend himself" against all the fascists they have there. That will turn out great.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I find it interesting that every cow has their own unique vocabulary, and will often make these posts that include all their regular catchphrases. Autism is funny like that I suppose

Phil is not so bright, so if he can find slogans that work, it saves on thinking time.

 

[CheesyBoy]

He should definitely tell the college he applies to that he's a super soldier who is going to bring all kinds of weapons to campus and "defend himself" against all the fascists they have there. That will turn out great.

He isn't even going to tell them, he's just going to be walking around campus when a cheap knife will fall out of his backpack.

 

[break these cuffs]

He isn't even going to tell them, he's just going to be walking around campus when a cheap knife will fall out of his backpack.

Phil arrested as a mass shooter saga when someone see the airsoft pistol in his backpack when.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He isn't even going to tell them, he's just going to be walking around campus when a cheap knife will fall out of his backpack.

There would be a biohazard incident when Phil steps on campus. There's a standard for hygiene after all.

 

[Picklechu]

Please let Taters go back to school. Please. It will be amazing - more wild encounters by normies, more ree-ing, something other than Antifa souporsalads to post about, Hoovy struggling with basic classes, having all of his peers pass him (again) while he keeps struggling... The list goes on.

Also, Phil not finishing his degree last time is more proof that Christine is better than him. She has an associate's degree and a CADD certificate, and also gets a bigger tugboat and passes as a woman better.

Finally, the last time he was in school, he was involved in anime club, met Duty and Kory, and got visited by the Secret Service, so I for one look forward to it. I assume he won't apply and enroll, though, or he might just do a continuing education course or something like that. Prove me wrong, Spuds.

Have fun getting expelled your first week because you wrongly assault someone. Also, has any college actually accepted your ass? What makes you think you're actually getting into any college?

Community colleges almost all have open admission, or at least close to it. No idea whether he'd pursue an actual degree, though, or just take continuing education or non-credit courses. Here are PCC's available programs. His post where he's sperging out about attacking transphobic fascists on campus implies that he wants to do a degree program.

Imagine Phil jammed into one of those desk/chair combos, dressed in his finest antifa LARP gear complete with the stained balaclava and ill fitting helmet.

Please. I didn't realize how badly that I need this in my life.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Phil, colleges do not put up with this shit anymore. If there is a 35 tard causing trouble on campus they'll toss his ass real quick. View attachment 1004542

After reading this the first thing that came to mind is Phil's not looking to go to college for an education. He's going because he wants to deliberately stir the pot so he can try and file a lawsuit against them. This is Phils 'get rich quick scheme' saga.
In today's world when even looking at someone the wrong way can fire up the flames of litigation Phil's a walking timebomb of problems; his first day in class alone would probably lead to people complaining about just how bad he smells.