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The cops would know there's nothing to bother asking about, when Phil opens the door to the spud cave and they can barely contain their retching at the greenish miasma of ass stench and moldy cheese vapor that comes out.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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IIRC Phil is already known to the local fuzz as a stoolie, so they know if they ever need to find out where Phil antifa buddies are at they can just knock on his door and he'll squeal like a good little piggy.
Especially if there's a reward. Hell, they could offer him some 'Say no to drugs' stickers or those ones that look like police/sheriff badges and he'll gladly drop names.
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Phil doesn't have Antifa buddies. His "161 comrades" are made up for effect, just like everything else he says.
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I could imagine the collective grown from a group of antifa tards when they see Phil trailing them like Chunk from Goonies.
We my be losing Phil. He also deleted nearly 60 "Toots"
Maybe the real Antifa dorks found out about Phil's inability to maintain opsec.
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Classic attention-baiting. This is Phil's answer to people on Twitter who say "might go private idk", except it doesn't work for him because nobody except us reads his bullshit Mastodon feed, and consequently nobody would care if he did delete it.
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I hadn't even noticed Phil went from AnTardfa Slime Shittister to AnTardfa Highway Patrol. How exactly can you patrol a highway when you're too rétarded to get a drivers license?
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Antifa Supersoldier by senselessArtist on DeviantArt
restlessPraxivist on Instagram: “Comrades! @antifahwypatrol is in Portland, Oregon, USA, doing amazing work in regard to keeping a watchful eye on fascistic activity in her…”
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"Comrades! @antifahwypatrol is in Portland, Oregon, USA, doing amazing work in regard to keeping a watchful eye on fascistic activity in her area. "
Yeah, he's doing a great job, sitting in his apartment farting and taping drawings to the wall. I wonder if this "senseless artist" has actually met Phil, or if Phil just crashed into his inbox with a bunch of sob stories about organised cyberstalking terrorism and bullshitted his way into getting a free art commission and $30? Well done my dude, you've pissed away your time and your money on helping a man who once kicked the shit out of his disabled mother in a dispute over Naruto cosplay.
"At this moment, she is majorly lacking that basic necessity of food that we seek to promise to all people; as a basic right of living. "
Capitalism does that, you fucking oaf. It's only through the miracle of capitalism that Phil is housed and clothed. He steadfastly refuses to work, he'd be executed a couple days into a communist regime. He doesn't have any money because he spends it on shit like artisan hipster pizza, airsoft bulletproof vests, mall-ninja weapons to hang on the wall and Antifa merchandise from RedBubble or Etsy.
Not surprised to see another Antifag who thinks they'd be some kind of decorated intellectual post-revolution, and not one of the slave drones who work 18 hours a day hammering steel so the state can take most of their earnings and leave them with enough money that they can have bread or tea, but not both.
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When he signed up here, he also claimed to be a highway patrolman. I think the concept appeals to him because it would allow him to combine his desire to waddle around in a uniform giving people orders with his hard-on for road signs.
As for how a man too stupid to drive can beHighway Patrol, the same way he can be Prime Minister: entirely in his head.
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I'd personally kick in 20 USD to his tugboat provided it is spent on police lights for his comfort bike with the granny gel saddle provided he posts weekly bodycam video of his highway bike patrol...for anti-fascist reasons of course
it's a win-win-win
*I don't have a current sit-com to watch, so it fills that void
*The Oregon highways will be safe from whitey (we'll have to iron out if white highway maintenance workers are to be allowed to travel or if phil will double-tap them with ???)
*Phil gets 1/2 mile of exercise weekly (for safety, we could also call EMS if he doesn't post and the bodycam will let EMS identify exactly when the heart attack happened)
it's a win-win-win
*I don't have a current sit-com to watch, so it fills that void
*The Oregon highways will be safe from whitey (we'll have to iron out if white highway maintenance workers are to be allowed to travel or if phil will double-tap them with ???)
*Phil gets 1/2 mile of exercise weekly (for safety, we could also call EMS if he doesn't post and the bodycam will let EMS identify exactly when the heart attack happened)
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I assume is the general vicinity of Phil's barracks, because he can't afford anywhere else within bumbling distance to "Highway 213".
And speaking of "Highway 213"... it's just a street. Four lanes. Also known as NE 82nd Avenue. That's a mighty fine highway you're patrolling there, buddy.
Finally, I could never find any evidence of Joey Gibson or Patriot Prayer being in NE Portland that weekend, so uh... sure Phil. Good jorb.
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Busy patrolling the stretch between the 7-11 and Pizza Hut
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A Supersoldier doesn't eat at such déclassé place as Pizza Hut. And Phil is not "patrolling"; he is stationed at his outpost listening for intel.
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Well good thing he can't see the part of the farms that is planning a demonstration next week in Portland
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Shhhhh!!!!
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A supersoldier (SS) would not read a forum that talks about them. A supersoldier would not have the time for that, nor would they care.
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You'd think a "super soldier" would be like a soldier, but super. And not a fat mongoloid lolcow.
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He's a Super Soldier that's super full of chromosomes.
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Well of course, he has to keep an eye on the hard working Sikh man who owns the 7-11 in case he needs to report him to immigration just like he did with that privileged Mexican janitor back in the day! Honestly Phil and Yaniv would probably get along great. They're both selfish assholes who like dressing in drag, scamming money and hating on brown people. Well except for the part where Yaniv seems to derive some sense of sexual satisfaction from it all, and Phil barely has a sex drive at all.
See here's one thing a lot of people get wrong about Phil; he doesn't actually believe any of his crap. For all that he's stupid and delusional and talks about Kiwi stalkers, you have to remember that we're only seeing an act he keeps up for social media. Like all of his Latino stuff, bicycling stuff, social justice stuff, it's all very inauthentic. One gets the distinct feeling that as soon as Phil is back in his apartment, he's somewhat relieved to get to drop the pretenses because it's hard for him to keep up with using all the proper terminology and imagery to try and gain acceptance from people who don't even know he exists. As I've said before, he'd be much happier being a weird anime sperg in some small town.
Phil talks about stalking and cyberbullying, but it's more because he knows it will get him asspats and maybe money. Deep down he knows we aren't stalking him. He doesn't go to sleep clutching a gun and probably doesn't go to sleep wearing full antifa costume (though given how central clothing is to his identity, and his autism, it is possible he does). For Phil, its just more cosplay. If he really did think people were stalking him, he'd be fucking catatonic because he is that much of a pussy.
It also belies a sort of misunderstanding of what antifa is. It's more of a movement or ideology than an actual organized group. There's no antifa central command or anything. Oh sure there are dozens of groups calling themselves antifa; I'd expect Portland is full of them, but they aren't all connected or organized. I suspect the antifa kids Phil is cosplaying with are the only ones who would give him the time of day,and most of them are going to grow out of it and stop hanging out with a middle aged autistic manchild sooner or layer, unless Phil is buying them beer or something.
Incidentally this lack of any real structure or central organization is why Phil has been able to get away with cosplaying as an antifa super soldier for so long. There's nobody out there to call him out on his bullshit. I'm not a scholar of internet slacktivism but I wouldn't be shock if there were plenty of other weirdos cosplaying as antifa whatevers (though most of them would be kids on their late teens/early twenties, and most wouldn't he dumb enough to cover themselves in shitty antifa tattoos to stick it to their dad).
One interesting thing that has been pointed out about Phil back in the day was that he genuinely seemed to fear being outed as white. I think that's actually pretty significant. Even with all of his stupidity and autism, he still was at least dimly aware that people knew he wasn't Latino and that scared him. That's what he really fears, not Kiwi operatives breaking into his apartment at night or his schizophrenic neighbour spying on him. He doesn't want his lies to be discovered.
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Kinda hard to be a soldier, super or otherwise, when you've had no training, no marksmanship instruction, no weapons (cheap knives, pepper spray, and mail order stun guns don't count), and a hate for established authority. It's especially hard to be a soldier when you spend every day in your apartment, sharting your pants, picking your nose, eating overpriced pizza, and bouncing and squeaking when people say mean things about you on the internet.