"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

Phil says you shouldn't harbor anti-Communist thinking if you have suffered under a Communist shithole. This fucker has plenty of unchecked privilege.
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"US Latinx community does not represent the rest of the hemisphere" says the white boy from Philly, as if he's entitled to be some sort of spokesperson for Latin people in America.

Cultural appropriation, thy name is Philip Isabel Xochi Nieves Haskins-Hell-Delici.
 
Oh Phil.
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It's too bad you're too much of a tard to get an actual gun. You have to e-beg for pepper spray.
 
US Latinx community
It's annoying how leftists keep referring to a kind of people with a common trait as a "community", even when none is present.

Phil definitely doesn't know there's no one "Latinx community" of sombrero-wearing Hispanics as one homogeneous group from a homogeneous area that eat tacos and celebrate Día de los Muertos.

Also I think "latinx" is pretty much an American SJW term - and an attempt to impose identity politics on other cultures.
 
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I've got to chuckle at the Leftards turning on PoCs (Cubans) because they voted against potential socialism. You know...Cubans in Florida who risked everything, even drowning in the ocean because they were escaping on rafts made of literal junk, to escape from Communism. Of course, the narrative the Leftards are using is they're all descendants of the "landlord class" who left Cuba before things really got bad to justify their racism, totally ignoring the Cuban refugee crisis of the 70s and 80s. You know, the Cubans who actually did live under Castro's oppressive regime and know full well how shitty Communism actually is? But then, these fucktarded middle-class white kids who think Communism is the cat's ass and the future of America always discount anyone who actually lived under Communism, because facts and lived experiences are horrible, inconvenient things if they prove that your views are shit.
 
I've got to chuckle at the Leftards turning on PoCs (Cubans) because they voted against potential socialism. You know...Cubans in Florida who risked everything, even drowning in the ocean because they were escaping on rafts made of literal junk, to escape from Communism. Of course, the narrative the Leftards are using is they're all descendants of the "landlord class" who left Cuba before things really got bad to justify their racism, totally ignoring the Cuban refugee crisis of the 70s and 80s. You know, the Cubans who actually did live under Castro's oppressive regime and know full well how shitty Communism actually is? But then, these fucktarded middle-class white kids who think Communism is the cat's ass and the future of America always discount anyone who actually lived under Communism, because facts and lived experiences are horrible, inconvenient things if they prove that your views are shit.
I’m actually not sure that Phil falls into that category. In his cholesterol-clogged and cowardly heart, Phil knows Communism is oppressive, and he’s fine with that. He just thinks he’d be the one doing the oppressing, wearing a uniform and barking orders at poor people. This is how he sees himself:

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The Netflix adaptation:
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Sorry, Phil. Communist regimes don’t put boss-eyed obese tards on their posters. “This is what a good Maoist looks like!” Doesn’t exactly send the right message about the perfection of the socialist lifestyle, you know?
 
I’m actually not sure that Phil falls into that category. In his cholesterol-clogged and cowardly heart, Phil knows Communism is oppressive, and he’s fine with that. He just thinks he’d be the one doing the oppressing, wearing a uniform and barking orders at poor people. This is how he sees himself:

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The Netflix adaptation:
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Sorry, Phil. Communist regimes don’t put boss-eyed obese tards on their posters. “This is what a good Maoist looks like!” Doesn’t exactly send the right message about the perfection of the socialist lifestyle, you know?
I love that Phil thought his Hetalia-inspired Chinese cosplay outfit was suitable attire for the serious political protests he's in the middle of. Even down to the 'little red book' that's probably an empty notebook but has a red cover that Phil made himself. Totally serious Maoist, you guys! At least it's obvious who's the tard.
 
I’m actually not sure that Phil falls into that category. In his cholesterol-clogged and cowardly heart, Phil knows Communism is oppressive, and he’s fine with that. He just thinks he’d be the one doing the oppressing, wearing a uniform and barking orders at poor people. This is how he sees himself:

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The Netflix adaptation:
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Sorry, Phil. Communist regimes don’t put boss-eyed obese tards on their posters. “This is what a good Maoist looks like!” Doesn’t exactly send the right message about the perfection of the socialist lifestyle, you know?

He thinks he'll be one of the ruling party because he was an 'early adopted' which of course is bullshit.

It's just like what happens to Chaos Cultists in WH40k. Sure, you helped overthrow the government, managed to repel space marines somehow, and your planet has been dragged into the Warp. What do you get in return? Shut the fuck up and get in line with the rest of the slaves.
 
What would Phil's vision of an ideal world be if it were real?

I imagine free stuff and lots of road signs. Australatina IRL.
 
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What would Phil's vision of an ideal world be if it were real?

I imagine free stuff and lots of road signs. Australatina IRL.
More likely it would be a moon made out of cheese in its entirety.

Remember Autismlatina is a shithole where chaos reigns free with riots happening every other day, roadblocks and violence going rampant.

Everyone knows Philty's ideal world would be full of cheese and gourmet pizza delivery places
 
I’m actually not sure that Phil falls into that category. In his cholesterol-clogged and cowardly heart, Phil knows Communism is oppressive, and he’s fine with that. He just thinks he’d be the one doing the oppressing, wearing a uniform and barking orders at poor people.
I'm still not convinced that his love of communism isn't simply a grade school kind of blow against capitalism. He wouldn't be worth anything to the Communists other than unskilled labor. He's not smart, ruthless or savage enough to be part of the upper echelons of the party. Nor is he hard working enough to be the kind of person used in propaganda posters. And the only reason he picked Maoism is because it's not the normal kind of communism that people choose.

If he really wanted to be edgy he would have gone for Juche.
 
What would Phil's vision of an ideal world be if it were real?

I imagine free stuff and lots of road signs. Australatina IRL.
You know CWC and the Dimensional Merge? That’s kind of where Phil is right now, he’s LARPing his happy place. That is to say, his ideal world is one where he is loved, respected, and feared. Where he’s in charge, but he still has enemies. The enemies are very necessary because he has to be able to beat them up or even kill them without them being able to fight back. Ideally, he should have a uniform, a gun and an important-sounding title. There has to be constant fighting because, having a tiny penis and no achievements in life, he constantly feels insecure about his masculinity. Also no one would be allowed to call him fat, ugly or retarded.
I'm still not convinced that his love of communism isn't simply a grade school kind of blow against capitalism. He wouldn't be worth anything to the Communists other than unskilled labor. He's not smart, ruthless or savage enough to be part of the upper echelons of the party. Nor is he hard working enough to be the kind of person used in propaganda posters. And the only reason he picked Maoism is because it's not the normal kind of communism that people choose.

If he really wanted to be edgy he would have gone for Juche.
Under Juche, fat ugly retards can rise all the way to the top, as long as they’re called Kim.

But yeah, communism and anarchy, which ever one he has a stubby for this week, are just things he pretends to be into because his entire life is about rebelling. If you asked him to explain the finer points of Communism in his own words, he’d just stare blankly and shit himself.
 
But yeah, communism and anarchy, which ever one he has a stubby for this week, are just things he pretends to be into because his entire life is about rebelling. If you asked him to explain the finer points of Communism in his own words, he’d just stare blankly and shit himself.
And this is obvious to anyone which is why Rainbow Jesus in this video rushed over when this retard started babbling to a reporter. It's really obvious to anyone on his side that he's a complete sped and they must run damage control for his retardation.
 
I've got to chuckle at the Leftards turning on PoCs (Cubans) because they voted against potential socialism. You know...Cubans in Florida who risked everything, even drowning in the ocean because they were escaping on rafts made of literal junk, to escape from Communism. Of course, the narrative the Leftards are using is they're all descendants of the "landlord class" who left Cuba before things really got bad to justify their racism, totally ignoring the Cuban refugee crisis of the 70s and 80s. You know, the Cubans who actually did live under Castro's oppressive regime and know full well how shitty Communism actually is? But then, these fucktarded middle-class white kids who think Communism is the cat's ass and the future of America always discount anyone who actually lived under Communism, because facts and lived experiences are horrible, inconvenient things if they prove that your views are shit.
Let's also not forget Vietnamese-Americans also voted for him in droves because they understand what Socialism does to a society. Mind you that they're probably the most tame country with a ruling Communist Party when it comes to Economics but even then, benign Socialism has alienated most of the population. Let that sink in.
 
I wonder why he’s not embracing anarcho-capitalism, but I guess that would require honestly on his part.
Phil, in his current state, would phail and phlounder under just about any system. Since Phil lives in a capitalist society, he assumes that the problem is with capitalism, and not with himselph. If Phil won the lottery or somehow came into a massive inheritance, he would probably go through a sudden political sea change and declare himself to be a phree-marketeer. And, of course, he would probably go right back to being a commie in a phew months, once he had pissed away the entire windphall on mall ninja gear.
 
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