"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

I think I speak for all Kiwis when I say that Phil is fat and I would not have sex with him.

He's doing a parody of the Portland Police loudspeakers that get brought out at Antifa riots and tell them ”fuck off or we'll use tear gas”.
Jajaja, ¿piensa Phil que es una borinqueña? No me jodas. Phil, eres retrasado, gringo de origines italianos y tan borinqueño como yo. De verdad, eres menos puertoriqueño que yo porque yo puedo hablar español mientras tú no podía nunca hablarlo. Además, antes que me hablas en castellano muy malo que utilizaste el traductor de Google para hablar, se habla una variedad de español muy distinto del español de España en la isla de Puerto Rico y nosotros Kiwifarmistas podramos saber si esto es que has hecho.

Solid proof that deep down inside Phil actually wishes he was a police officer so he can bully anyone he wants and shoot minorities. Phil is also a puta gringo.
 
Solid proof that deep down inside Phil actually wishes he was a police officer so he can bully anyone he wants and shoot minorities. Phil is also a puta gringo.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Phil's not unhappy that state power exists, but that he can't use it.
No, he wants to be a gringa puta as whores, whether gringas or not, tend to actually be women.
 
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Phil's not unhappy that state power exists, but that he can't use it.
No, he wants to be a gringa puta as whores, whether gringas or not, tend to actually be women.

Phil has been weak and powerless his entire life, and he remains so to this day. That's why he's always been so attracted to things like the military, AnTardfa and other "revolutionary" groups, has a strong desire to own weapons and mall ninja gear, lies about getting into physical altercations, and his escapist fantasy/imagination land of Autismlandia is a Communist military dictatorship. It's all in an effort for Phil to feel some kind of power and take his mind off of the reality of being cowardly and weak. He makes up lies about doing badass feats, pretends that he's some kind of soldier patrolling a war zone, and is desperate to get anyone to believe his stories. Yeah, he would have zero problem with state authority and power so long as he's part of the system. I think that's why he loves AnTardfa so much, because he genuinely believes that they'll seize power from the government of Oregon someday and he will be accepted as part of the power structure. Honestly, CWC's belief that our dimension is merging with another where fictional characters and cartoons are real, and once the merger is over Chris will be a goddess with super powers is more realistic than Phil believing that AnTardfa will be in control and will welcome him as a member of the elite.
 
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When is Phil ever right about anything? Wrong is just the natural state of being for Phil.

A supersoldier and his money...
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A retard and his TardBux are soon parted, especially when the retard's power fantasies need to be reinforced. And with how weak and powerless Phil is, his power fantasies need a LOT of reinforcement.

And I would laugh so hard if Phil insisted on getting the ChiCom made vaccine, but instead of building a resistance to COVID-19 he instead gets cancer or lead poisoning or something due to China's tendencies for making fake or sub-par products. It would be just so deliciously Phil for something like that to happen. He'd probably just blame us for it, claiming a "Kiwi agent" infiltrated the doctors office and "replaced the superior Chinese-made vaccine with toxins" to assassinate him, or something equally ridiculous.

Shouldn't a "super soldier" not be morbidly obese?

You would think so. You would also think that a "super soldier" would also have things like bravery, discipline, a sense of duty and honor, a sense of patriotism and a love of country, maturity, an understanding of the chain of command, actual military training, real weapons, an IQ high enough to ensure they're not a liability to everyone else around them, good personal hygiene and a professional appearance...

Feel free to add to the "things a super solider should have" list guys.

PHIL: I need to disguise myself. I need to cover my face, my eyes, I even need to disguise my voice. No one can no my true identity.

ALSO PHIL: So (smacks lips) I need dese patches so dat everyone knows who I am when I’m off duty...

Well, no one will ever accuse Phil of being an intelligent person capable of rationally thinking things through instead of impulsively following every Autistic compulsion he gets. His brain is so bogged down with Autism and identity politics that he practically functions on impulse and reaction, with no higher brain functions getting in the way. Kind of like a smelly, wall-eyed, 300lb Venus Fly Trap with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and wrapped up in black mall ninja cosplay.
 
And I would laugh so hard if Phil insisted on getting the ChiCom made vaccine, but instead of building a resistance to COVID-19 he instead gets cancer or lead poisoning or something due to China's tendencies for making fake or sub-par products. It would be just so deliciously Phil for something like that to happen. He'd probably just blame us for it, claiming a "Kiwi agent" infiltrated the doctors office and "replaced the superior Chinese-made vaccine with toxins" to assassinate him, or something equally ridiculous.
Given that the efficacy of the Chinese vaccine is highly disputed, that’s very likely. Imagine dying because of your weeb crush on a Hetalia character. That’s fanboy autism taken to the ultimate degree.

So the real question: is he going to have one of the ones that works and pretend he got a Chinese one, or is the whole thing just a cover for him being scared of needles?
 
Given that the efficacy of the Chinese vaccine is highly disputed, that’s very likely. Imagine dying because of your weeb crush on a Hetalia character. That’s fanboy autism taken to the ultimate degree.

So the real question: is he going to have one of the ones that works and pretend he got a Chinese one, or is the whole thing just a cover for him being scared of needles?

Knowing what a massive pussy Phil is, how long and wide that yellow stripe running down his back is, and how terrified he is of any kind of pain or discomfort? I wouldn't be surprised if he's just covering for being scared shitless of needles. Or it could just be more of Phil's posturing for attention with zero actual intentions of getting the vaccine. I mean, Phil is a jobless, worthless loser who lives off the tax payers' dime and rarely ever leaves his government subsidized "Ain't-ifa Barracks", even before enforced social distancing due to the ChiCom Coof was a thing. He isn't exactly high up on the list of people who are prioritized getting the vaccine. He's not a medical professional, law enforcement, emergency services professional, military, teacher, or any other profession that's been deemed a priority for vaccination. Shit, he isn't even a burger flipper, GrubHub driver, pizza slinger, toilet scrubber, or Walmart greeter. Even people in those fields are farther up the vaccination priority list than Phil the Antifa LARPing, mongoloid mall ninja with FAS retard eyes. Still, I would pay good money to see Phil insist on ChiCom made vaccinations only for him to get a fake batch made from nothing but AIDS and Strontium-90 or something.


I'm senile and perhaps this has been answered before (I surely asked), but why can't Antifaggots be content with mere "soldiers" and have to be "supersoldiers"?

Because 95% of them are either morbidly obese danger hairs, twiggy little soiboi faggots, or cowardly fake trannies like Phil, but they all share Phil's feelings of powerlessness, jealousy of anyone who has more than them, low intelligence, extremely childish mentality, and an incredible sense of entitlement and an unwarranted sense of self-importance. Deep down they're all like Phil where they secretly know they have no power, strength, authority, or influence. They know there is nothing special or important about them, but they also believe that they deserve to be special/powerful/respected/admired/feared/obeyed. So they call themselves "super soldiers" partly to fool themselves into wilful ignorance of the truth (that they're worthless losers), and partly hoping to intimidate others, especially the people they consider their enemies. It's a big old clusterfuck of self-delusion, wilful ignorance, wishful thinking, escapist power fantasy, and a retarded kind of reverse psychology. It's the kind of thing that only makes sense to low-functioning retards like Phil who were raised sheltered, spoiled, coddled, soft, receiving "participation trophies" for just showing up, and who were told that they were special and important just for existing.
 
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Phil's only use would have been getting gang raped by the Chekists as a team-building exercise.
In Indonesia, the police were criticised by human rights groups some years ago for using water cannons to spray protesters with raw sewage. Phil could be turned to a similar use.
 
Phil's only use would have been getting gang raped by the Chekists as a team-building exercise.
If I were a fascist, my personal strategy would be to use Phil as the mouthpiece of whatever socialist enemy I had, so that anyone watching his pure retardation would join up as a fascist immediately. Nobody wants a disgusting freak like this as their mouthpiece.
 
I'm senile and perhaps this has been answered before (I surely asked), but why can't Antifaggots be content with mere "soldiers" and have to be "supersoldiers"?
They're usually weak, middle-class white kids who want to feel power and calling themselves ”supersoldiers” is an extension of that, as is wearing all black.
If I were a fascist, my personal strategy would be to use Phil as the mouthpiece of whatever socialist enemy I had, so that anyone watching his pure retardation would join up as a fascist immediately. Nobody wants a disgusting freak like this as their mouthpiece.
Yeah. If I became a fascist dictator (how often do you get to say that?), I'd get my secret police to give Phil or anyone like him a few AK-47s and let them try and set up their own resistance movement. It's obvious that any resistance led by Phil's going to be a complete and utter failure, it's also obvious that the man in the street will see a movement led by Phil and join the militia to stop him, and in the event that they somehow manage to plan any form of violence my secret police would know what they're doing.
 
If I were a fascist, my personal strategy would be to use Phil as the mouthpiece of whatever socialist enemy I had, so that anyone watching his pure retardation would join up as a fascist immediately. Nobody wants a disgusting freak like this as their mouthpiece.
The right wing press already use him for that.
 
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