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Because in America, he gets a monthly tugboat for being a FAS retard, while in China he’d be mistaken for a pig and eaten by peasants.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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The only way Phil could become a member of the Chinese communist party is if his organs are harvested and implanted in someone whos productive.
I raped a dog 2day
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That’s a big if. No doctor would approve his organs for transplant.
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Phil are we going to see any pics over videos of you at today's march? Just to prove you weren't hiding in your apartment like most days.
Grand Fucktard
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What phil is hiding is, as ambassador to the PRC from the great land of Antifa - he has steadfastly remained silent on racist rape camps
want him killed? no...we simply want a Nuremberg style trial for his complicity in the racist rapes!
the thing about that is, it won't make it past arraignment
Judge : So I see you are listed as antifa ambassador to the People's Republic of China
Phil : reeeeee...I haven't had cheese today
Judge : but antifa is jut an idea and your...let's see..."tugboat" check indicates you are a braintarded person who is unemployable. Since ambassador would be a position in which one would be employed, you are not QED.
I dismiss the case based on reduced capacity.
Bailiff, please give the defendant a sucker...scratch that...a flinstone's chewable vitamin he obviously needs and make sure he gets on a bus, but make sure there aren't any asian people on it. We don't want to trigger his tard-fetishes
want him killed? no...we simply want a Nuremberg style trial for his complicity in the racist rapes!
the thing about that is, it won't make it past arraignment
Judge : So I see you are listed as antifa ambassador to the People's Republic of China
Phil : reeeeee...I haven't had cheese today
Judge : but antifa is jut an idea and your...let's see..."tugboat" check indicates you are a braintarded person who is unemployable. Since ambassador would be a position in which one would be employed, you are not QED.
I dismiss the case based on reduced capacity.
Bailiff, please give the defendant a sucker...scratch that...a flinstone's chewable vitamin he obviously needs and make sure he gets on a bus, but make sure there aren't any asian people on it. We don't want to trigger his tard-fetishes
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He's not even a commie, being too dumb to even understand an ideology. He's just a giant potato with a Mao cosplay who is literally such a joke that pictures of him are used to show how stupid commies are. Even they don't want him though.
Every "fash" in the world wants this absolute mongoloid to be the public face of communism.
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Well for starters I wouldn't be the Mayor of Portland. There's no clearer case of "the guy who wants this job is exactly the guy you don't want" than that.
Phil, I'm the guy who monitors the feed from the hidden surveillance cameras in your hovel. One, you and I both know that wasn't the first thing you did and Two, ordering "fuck tons" of pepperoni pizza isn't the same as ordering pepper spray.
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As the head of the sewer infiltration unit I beg to differ.
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I usually tend to hate statements like that, BUT when I saw that word salad, I honestly did think “Well, WHY NOT GO THERE!?”
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Speaking of the mongoloid face of communism. I"m fairly certain this is Phil at today's march. I can't see those tard eyes, but that could be his waddle (on the right with the pepper spray in his hand).
He's the only retard all dressed up. He's definitely been booted from the rest of the bloc.
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Phil, by supporting the current state of the Chinese Communist Party and the modern PRC you have abandoned Maoism. Unless you can concretely explain how you reconcile these positions even the other Commies are going to hate you.
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How much of that shit does this tard have anyway? He's announced he's buying pepper spray how many times now? And except for the time he sprayed one of fellow antifa retards, he's never used it.
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he might have made antifa nachos with it.
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He doesn’t even understand China. He seems to think the PRC is another fuck-you-Dad identity, like it’s a scrappy underdog or something. Everyone knows more about China than he does. It makes his attempts to enrage us even funnier than usual.
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I get the feeling someone connected to Antifa is using Phil as a piggy bank for cheap disposable gear.
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Maybe his comrades spray him with it to mask his actual smell.
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You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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How's he gonna post that song and not the Brother Hao version?
There's loads of CCP pop tunes. We know he reads the thread, so, here Phil, update your playlist:
eta: Come to think of it, Brother Hao is like the anti-Phil: he's a foreigner (from Nigeria) who learnt the language, moved to China, got a real job there (he was an engineer) and then became a pop star, and he seems to have assimilated and be well liked over there.
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Hongourable Madisha
You see, some of us don't know English properly.
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Just about every political view is represented on here. There's fascists, liberals, libertarians, conservatives, socialists; some of us are even communists, though we wouldn't align ourselves with Phil. The one thing we all agree on is that he's an idiot and a baizuo.
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Pics or it didn't happen fat body. And you're scared of us, not the other way around.