"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow


Phil, you had to fucking lie to us in an attempt to make us actually think your relationship with your own mother wasn't in the shitter. And then later admitted you lied and thus confirmed we knew exactly how your last in-person visit had gone.

The fact you're using the exact same tone to try and go "nuh-uh! Kiwi Farms is wrong!" again here only further confirms that yes, even Antifa doesn't like you.
 
If Kiwi Farms is "fascist", why are you still alive and breathing, Stinky Philly cheese steak? Don't real fascists, you know, actually kill their opposition?

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Kiwi Farms is just the 21st century equivalent of Auschwitz. Sure, we're not literally rounding people up, or committing crazy science experiments on them, or killing them, but it's still basically the same thing.
 
Kiwi Farms is just the 21st century equivalent of Auschwitz. Sure, we're not literally rounding people up, or committing crazy science experiments on them, or killing them, but it's still basically the same thing.
If you guys have been hiding the holocoaster from me I'm going to be very disappointed.
 
Just a reminder that when Phil says he "thinks for himself" and is "forward thinking" regarding the CCP, what he really means is "I saw it on an anime once and became obsessed because I have Autism". Literally his whole "Maoist-Communist" bag is because of some retarded Jap cartoon. And because of Phil's deficiency in his intelligence and reasoning skills, he basically sticks his fingers in his ears and chants "LA-LA-LA! It's just CIA propaganda! My favorite anime said so! I'm not listening! LA-LA-LA!" whenever he is presented with verified evidence of the CCP's crimes against humanity, like the ACTUAL concentration camps where Uyghur and Falun Gong practitioners are forced into slave labor, raped, and murdered for organ harvesting, or the CCP's ACTUAL oppression of Tibet, Hong Kong, and the Chinese in general, or the CCP's war mongering, or the Tiananmen Square massacre of 10,000+ Chinese students, or any of the several other atrocities committed by the ChiComs. Remember, just because you "think for yourself" doesn't mean your conclusions are correct. When other Maoists and Leftists are telling you you're wrong and a fucking retard for your views, then maybe it's time to reevaluate your politics.
 
And except for the time he sprayed one of fellow antifa retards, he's never used it.
Does standing in front of the mirror with a hard on not count, then?
Just about every political view is represented on here. There's fascists, liberals, libertarians, conservatives, socialists; some of us are even communists, though we wouldn't align ourselves with Phil. The one thing we all agree on is that he's an idiot and a baizuo.
We can also agree that Phil is fat and we would not have sex with him.
 
Oh wow, he sure showed us with that story of how he got given a lift to escape the scary protest. Definitely proves he’s the beloved Crime Minister-supersoldier-firearms instructor-ambassador he claims to be. The person who gave him a lift, was it the same one who admitted Phil is a retard who doesn’t function at an adult level?

The sad thing is, when we respond to his posts, we’re showing him more respect than Antifa ever did. You just know that there was an awkward pause whenever he spoke up at meetings. Maybe a forced laugh at his autistic jokes. Everyone praying they wouldn’t get stuck on their own with him.
 
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Instead of cheese coma, he is on a sugar rush:
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Can he point to any of these places on a map?

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This is so fucking classic Phil.

Gets BTFO'ed by Antifa, so in immediate butthurt reaction decides to return to the abandoned "Aspen" ID and start simping for the only nation/group more distrusted by the average American then ANTIFA, the fucking People's Republic of China, the most hyper-capitalist dictatorship in the world, and he still belives they are Maoist. I mean :story:

Phil, no one here wants to kill you, you're just too goddamn pathetically funny to die. Infact we'd be more likely to protect our oldest semi-reliable source of delicious lolmilk.
 
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The sad thing is, when we respond to his posts, we’re showing him more respect than Antifa ever did. You just know that there was an awkward pause whenever he spoke up at meetings. Maybe a forced laugh at his autistic jokes. Everyone praying they wouldn’t get stuck on their own with him.
The fact that he got kicked out of Antifa proves that's the case. We, at least, find him amusing.

Edit - hi Phil! Let me just leave the receipts here in case your Antifa friends want to have a look at them.
 
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Now that Phil got booted from Antifa, he’s back on Twitter, trying to play internet tough guy for attention. I wonder when he’s going to get lonely enough to start talking about his imaginary friends again? Or has Xochi died yet?
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You called it. Phil is a man without a country in Portland.

UPDATE: *I consider myself antifa regardless of it's members wanting nothing to do with me.
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Going to marches alone. No one e-begging on your behalf. Phil, maybe you should buy yourself a cake to cheer you up.

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By heat do you mean pepper spray?
 
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like the ACTUAL concentration camps where Uyghur and Falun Gong practitioners are forced into slave labor, raped, and murdered for organ harvesting, or the CCP's ACTUAL oppression of Tibet, Hong Kong, and the Chinese in general, or the CCP's war mongering, or the Tiananmen Square massacre of 10,000+ Chinese students, or any of the several other atrocities committed by the ChiComs.
Look you obviously don't understand, because of Nanjing and Unit 731 the Chinese get to do whatever they want forever. I mean, how can you argue they're not owed a little free genocide because of things that happened in the late 30's?
 
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You called it. Phil is a man without a country in Portland.
Well, Phil finally noticed me. Hyvää päivää kaikille minun uusille fanilleni!

On another note, given that we now have proof that Phil reads this thread, my offer from a few months ago still stands. Either prove me wrong and send me the receipts or shut up.
 
By heat do you mean pepper spray?
He means the warmth emanating from his latest in-pants bowel movement.
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Where is the delivery van?
Man, he is absolutely furious that we see through his bullshit. He only starts making these impotent physical threats when he’s at maximum tard-rage.

Hey Phil, do you remember when you said you were going to track us all down and kill us with your toy gun? What happened, man? That was like two years ago. Come and get us, fatty.
 
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