"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[tweaker the cat]

Looks like he could use a set of knee-pads.

Terrifyingly enough, that's their elbow.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Spoiler: So Phil posted this

leaving out, of course, that the moral of the story is "everyone's an asshole, no exceptions," and one of the big punchlines is "the most special asshole of all here is YOU"

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Phil accepts his Italian heritage at last:

 

[chimpburgers]

Wtf.

 

[AnOminous]

Wtf.

Oh goody. The proto-SJW Valerie Solanas, who shot Andy Warhol, because he was a man.

 

[Iamthatis]

Wtf.

Wow the scum manifesto! Hyper feminist essay calling for the mass murder of gay men. Ironic when you realize that they would consider Phil the pseudo cross dresser a homosexual and cart him off to the camps.

 

[Adamska]

Phil has a very dumb habit involving him idealizing and emphasizing ideas that would actually have him get killed off. Communism, Palestine, and now this super dumb shit.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Oh goody. The proto-SJW Valerie Solanas, who shot Andy Warhol, because he was famous.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Coldgrip]

Fixed that for you.

I thought she shot him because she didn't want to wait around for her intended target.

 

[Iamthatis]

Is that Phil's mother in his profile pic with him?

 

[Positron]

No, this is one of his assclowns called Robin Markle.

 

[Big Nasty]

I suspect that this and the "wipe out all menz" status is some kind of attempt to ass-kiss or impress a certain someone...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Wtf.

Sometimes it's hard to believe that ADF isn't just a really dedicated troll.

 

[Adamska]

Sometimes it's hard to believe that ADF isn't just a really dedicated troll.

Nahh, because unlike that one incident, Phil has genuinely been documented since 2008 and is actually fucking up his own body by doing all this. There comes a point where you stop being a troll and become that which you pretend to be; and Phil crossed that literally years ago.

 

[Thetan]

@cat I'm listening to this in honor of Phil's birthday.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Phil is back in Oregon and away from Philly, thank God. Also he's looking for Nice Meme! ratings.

 

[tweaker the cat]

Oh god they're back... Wonder if I should start carrying pepper spray.

 

[assWipe]

Oh god they're back... Wonder if I should start carrying pepper spray.

No, just kick him in the balls.

 

[Zeorus]

Oh god they're back... Wonder if I should start carrying pepper spray.

Spoiler: Be careful what you wish for.

 

[introman]

I found some old journals from an external hard drive. They don't deserve a full thread, but they do need to be posted. Here is one of them, while I unpack the rest.