Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Regarding the well baby visits, it could be that Noah or the Smiths are taking Ari, leaving Alex at home because it's too much of a hassle to try and transport them all there (they don't have a wheelchair accessible van do they?). And because Alex doesn't go, it's not filmed.

I'd be more inclined to believe this if the photo of Noah measuring Ari's head in the Smith's back garden didn't exist.
This is something that is done at the regular well baby appointments, so why would he need to be doing that?

 

[Trombonista]

This is something that is done at the regular well baby appointments, so why would he need to be doing that?

So Alex can post it on Instagram?

 

[GainsGoblin]

The Smiths are conservative Floridians. It’s entirely possible that they are those people who decided they don’t trust any vaccinations after COVID (Maybe they figured that childhood vaccinations are what made Noah into the retard he is today). AFAIK Alex is not anti-vax but she probably does not want to risk a well-baby visit triggering a call to CPS. It’s staggering how many people went full retard after COVID and decided their babies didn’t need any prenatal screening, vitamin K shots, MMR/polio/Hep vaccines, antibiotics for infections, etc. Apparently all childhood ailments can now be treated with essential oils, breast milk, and chiropractor visits.

Or idk, maybe Noah was ordering a custom baby hat.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

The quality of her skin now is akin to that of an alligator given her penchant for tanning

Like if this baby gator that was recently born at Gatorland didn't use her sun protective habitat when she grows up and gets sponsored by the tanning industry instead.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/rare-white-alligator-born-at-florida-wildlife-park-180983404/

https://archive.ph/kmmvl

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Has Alex mentioned at all if she has received any pelvic floor physical therapy since the baby was born? Even healthy, able-bodied women sometimes need PT to deal with postpartum urinary incontinence (or fecal incontinence if God hates you). I wonder how rank the Tuna Towel has gotten in the months since Ari was yoinked from the alcoholic rotisserie chicken.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Has Alex mentioned at all if she has received any pelvic floor physical therapy since the baby was born? Even healthy, able-bodied women sometimes need PT to deal with postpartum urinary incontinence (or fecal incontinence if God hates you). I wonder how rank the Tuna Towel has gotten in the months since Ari was yoinked from the alcoholic rotisserie chicken.

Good idea but she won't even get normal PT for her foot drop or anything. I wonder if it's covered by disability. Maybe having a c section saved her from some incontinence though.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex has gone completely silent, no explanation. She last posted on December 19th (I think?). The last thing to appear on her stories was this pot of tortellini:



After that, nothing. No explanation, no "hi guys, I'm taking a break" or even "haters have driven me offline, and I'm very busy meeting with the director of the FBI." Maybe it's just her being terrible at her job (or her "job," rather). Maybe something actually happened, like a sit-down meeting with the family. Maybe she's busy reading her threads here and on Tattle, plus searching for the Facebook groups that apparently exist. Perhaps the Smiths have visiting family; none of them seem eager to be on camera. Alex's mom is in town, but she generally doesn't let little things like quality family time keep her offline.

The Reddit mods finally pinned a post banning mention of KF:



We are still to blame, as you see.

Still of Ari glaring at Alex, just 'cause it's funny:



(It would be a funny baby picture in general; that expression is quite something).

Noah posted a picture to his Instagram stories. He'd deleted it before I ever saw it, probably because it was posted to Reddit and people freaked out:



Credit to Reddit for that screenshot.

The twisted-up seat prompted more CPS-related remarks from Reddit:



One person with foster parent experience chimed in as the voice of reason and said that CPS gives no shits about how your car seat is installed:



And that's it. Not a word from Alex or Noah. Your guess is as good as mine.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Carseat moralizers are the most exhausting people in the world. Babies get raped. Babies get their skulls fractured against the wall. Nobody in the real world gives a flying fuck in space whether a carseat belt is twisty one time. Alex is gross and Noah isn’t better but redditors once again prove themselves to be the absolute fucking worst.

 

[Trombonista]

I know a lot of idiots on the Internet take the narrative about this site at face value, but that subreddit is clearly projecting their faults onto us.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I know a lot of idiots on the Internet take the narrative about this site at face value, but that subreddit is clearly projecting their faults onto us.

It's totally us though and not the reddit spergs who look for any reason to call CPS:

The twisted-up seat prompted more CPS-related remarks from Reddit:

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Carseat moralizers are the most exhausting people in the world. Babies get raped. Babies get their skulls fractured against the wall. Nobody in the real world gives a flying fuck in space whether a carseat belt is twisty one time. Alex is gross and Noah isn’t better but redditors once again prove themselves to be the absolute fucking worst.

While i totally agree that this isnt a reason to sperg about calling CPS (way bigger fish to fry) the reason a twisty car seat strap is alarming is because, God forbid theres a car impact, the twisted portion is a concentrated point of presure that can break an infants collarbone, ribs, or sternum depending on where the twist is located. Not a great thing to be posting publicly, but I would highly doubt anyone at CPS would do anything about it.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Alex has gone completely silent, no explanation. She last posted on December 19th

This is unusual for her, silence is not something she is generally capable of.
Even after various scandals (eg. Noah racist DMs, his 'rate my sausage' DMs) she still posted afterwards.

There's probably a houseful of people for Christmas and no-one wants to be caught on camera. I guess she could still have her garage shenanigans in this scenario though.

Whatever is going on I hope Ari is being spoiled rotten and having a lovely time being cuddled by family young and old.
A baby's first Christmas is such a special time for everyone, and I hope that nothing has marred that for them. The family deserves their happy time, regardless of what we feel about Alex.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

In penance for my unnecessarily spicy take on carseat safety, I come bearing some Instagram comments from Alex’s most recent video (still the swing one from 6 days ago). I hope something interesting is developing instead of just a family-wide moratorium on Alex posting over the holiday.


Ari isn’t smiling on the swing because she has The Autism, per one user.


Someone pulled out their Child Development 101 textbook from community college to explain why Ari is Super Mega Traumatized.

And then we have this gem of a commenter, bravely defending Alex from eeebil mudslingers online:




Dear old Dorota Kowalik seems to believe negative comments on Instagram should be reported to the police. I imagine her local PD has a special file for Dorota’s reports that just happens to resemble the dumpster out back.

 

[Breadbear]

"Child indangerment"
"You are under investigation"
Lol what

 

[often puzzled]

I kind of like the one where someone says no wonder DCFS is involved, Ari doesn't look like she likes the swing! Yes, yes, that's the number one reason for removing a child: child is dubious about their first time on the swing. Obviously criminal, do not pass go, do not collect $200, it's capital punishment time.

Honestly, Alex's hatewatchers can be every bit as interesting as she can. The comments on her posts and on Reddit can be pretty nuts.

Alex has not yet posted any pictures, and it's about 7:30 PM her time. Let's hope that it was a peaceful Christmas for all involved and a wonderful first Christmas for Ari. The best present Alex could give her would be to keep her off social media, and that's probably also the main thing on the Smith family wishlist.

I have no idea what's up: I hope it's something innocuous that's not disruptive for Ari.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I would agree that a baby can’t develop a secure attachment to someone that can’t hold them or physically handle them in a daily basis. Sticking her in the shirt is sort of attachment parenting but not really
And I do feel bad for Alex in a way. She really can’t do much more than she’s doing already. And that’s sad

 

[Robert California]

I would agree that a baby can’t develop a secure attachment to someone that can’t hold them or physically handle them in a daily basis. Sticking her in the shirt is sort of attachment parenting but not really
And I do feel bad for Alex in a way. She really can’t do much more than she’s doing already. And that’s sad

I feel bad for Alex all the time. She has this horrible disability, one that I wouldn’t wish on anyone, and it’s not her fault one bit. That’s horrible.

But bringing a kid into the mix??? Especially one with someone you literally just hooked up with?

In the same situation if a SMA patient with a stable partner of many years had done what Alex did, I wouldn’t hate. Lots of people will do anything to have children.

What I’m trying to say is. SMA is horrible. It sucks. But Alex is a horrible, selfish person and barely a mother at all.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She is less useful to Ari than if they were dogs or cats. She is roughly as useful as a mother komodo dragon, just consuming her. And it's totally legal.

And all those obsessive Redditfags are cannibalistic hypocrites. When I tell you there are no good guys in this story, I mean it. And no one thinks they need to change their approach, much less change as people. I forgot who it was, but someone said these Redditors are so desperate to touch feces, and they really are. I don't blame Reddit for shutting this trash down. It is all but explicitly encouraging insane people to do things that will hurt Ari.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

I kind of like the one where someone says no wonder DCFS is involved, Ari doesn't look like she likes the swing! Yes, yes, that's the number one reason for removing a child: child is dubious about their first time on the swing. Obviously criminal, do not pass go, do not collect $200, it's capital punishment time.

It's like they are secretly babies who are mad about being put on a swing and trying to get vigilante justice reporting Alex.

 

[often puzzled]

It's a (very slightly belated) Christmas miracle: Alex owned the haters successfully by going silent and then posting a Christmas photo that gives nothing to snark on:



Caption reads: "Merry Christmas xo"

Spoiler: caption and comments from grid post

A real dress, clean and styled hair, nice makeup, and no Ari in sight. Good work, Alex.