Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[Emperor Gunt The Third]

It's always amusing when newfags come here from 4chan and can't wrap their head around the cultural differences. xoxo

What are the cultural differences babe?

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

It's always amusing when newfags come here from 4chan and can't wrap their head around the cultural differences. xoxo

This dude might have me beat for shear retardation upon joining. Here's hoping this thread doesn't completely derail. Not sure what the obsession with birthday sashes is. Seems like the kind of thing that gets either tossed or put in a box and forgotten about like greeting cards. In my experience, birthday/wedding/stag night/whatever else sashes are like Axe body spray: a clear sign that you want nothing to do with the people wearing them. If you absolutely must have something to visibly announce that it's your baby's birthday, a mylar balloon is the way to go. Baby will have much more fun with that.

 

[Suspicious Activity]

What are the cultural differences babe?

Here, it is the thread that’s important. Not you and not your every thought.
Posting once a day is adequate for most people.
Unless you have something new or interesting that you haven’t seen whilst reading over the last pages, probably don’t post.
Accept your negative stickers with grace and move on quietly.

Edit. PS. I am not American.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Considering your are positive towards Foodie Beauty your opinions and thoughts mean nothing to me. You fat, ugly cunt. Most of the people on this thread are middle aged, sagging fatties xoxo

We might be a bunch of middle aged, sagging fatties, but you're straight up rude, homie.

 

[Emperor Gunt The Third]

Here, it is the thread that’s important. Not you and not your every thought.
Posting once a day is adequate for most people.
Unless you have something new or interesting that you haven’t seen whilst reading over the last pages, probably don’t post.
Accept your negative stickers with grace and move on quietly.

You didn't answer my question. Do you eevn know how to define Culture? My god, Americans are so fucking stupid- go vote for your orange russian puppet monkey bitch

 

[Free the Pedos]

What are the cultural differences babe?

LURK MORE

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

You didn't answer my question. Do you eevn know how to define Culture? My god, Americans are so fucking stupid- go vote for your orange russian puppet monkey bitch

Yup. You've managed to surpass me in shear retardation.
LURK MORE FAGGOT

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Her tattoo it's fucking stupid what a waste of prime real estate, the back of your hand is a nice flat space you could put a great image there and she gets some fuckin thin serif font.

Normally I am very anti hand tattoos for people who are not otherwise heavily tattooed (because they aren't called "job stoppers" for nothing), but Alex will never have a real job and will die before she gets old so who cares.

 

[Robert California]

You didn't answer my question. Do you eevn know how to define Culture? My god, Americans are so fucking stupid- go vote for your orange russian puppet monkey bitch

Dude, shut the fuck up. This thread is about Alex Dacy.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Normally I am very anti hand tattoos for people who are not otherwise heavily tattooed (because they aren't called "job stoppers" for nothing), but Alex will never have a real job and will die before she gets old so who cares.

I think finger tattoos can look good if done sparingly - in the same way ring can look good, but can also look trashy - in the same way stacking a bunch of cheap rings on all of your fingers can. I'm a bit biased, having a small finger tattoo myself, but I agree Alex's look trashy. They look like she drew them on with a Sharpie. They're very on-brand for someone who wants the aesthetic of being a bad bitch but can't walk the walk. Very "I'm such a baddie and my tattoos prove it" while not wanting the commitment of shelling out the money, time, and discomfort of getting a good tattoo.

 

[Trombonista]

@Emperor Gunt The Third has been threadbanned for 2 weeks. Carry on.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'd almost wonder if Emperor Twat The First was Alex or Noah, but there weren't enough typos in their posts.

ETA: @Pudgy Bear Claws I was wondering about the new CG too. Usually they end up in her pics and stuff but we haven't seen anything.

Anyone else wonder if maybe the Smith family is helping Alex fund the apartment so they could get her out of their house? Like, we'll pay half but Noah can't live there and Ari gets weekend visits. It would help explain how she affords her lifestyle.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

@Emperor Gunt The Third has been threadbanned for 2 weeks. Carry on.

He's shitting up the Chantal thread too, although sometimes you'd think it would be impossible to make that one worse.

On topic: seeing Noah's glum face and his Instagram post, I'm more sure than ever that Ari doesn't live with Alex, thank god. The Smiths must feel like they dodged a bullet now that the drunk, shrieking woman is out of their house. I do wonder if Alex really has a new caretaker or if it's just her mom.

 

[FUPA problems]

Maybe those photos will help the tattoo-savvy people reach some conclusions about her tattoo quality and aftercare. I don't know anything about tattoos and have nothing to contribute besides the photos.

Wow, the majority of those were tattooed in 2019?! They look well done on the artists's side, so I am going to say Alex's aftercare is pretty shit. They're really faded. Yes, they are hand tattoos, but most people don't fade top of the hand tattoos that quickly. Think about how often you brush the top of your hand against something. I have a tattoo on my ring finger from 2016 that I wear my engagement ring over that is in better condition.

Tattoos between fingers and on the palm do fade more quickly, but where the majority of her tattoos are, that is due to terrible aftercare, and baking out in the sun without sunscreen on until her skin looks like aged leather.

 

[often puzzled]

Today was the day of the big party at the Smith house. Alex has not posed tons of pictures, which is kind of surprising-- or it could mean that the Smiths drew a hard line and told her not to blast it on social media.

Ari looks delightfully happy:



This was the cake:



Reddit threw a shit fit about the cake, which Alex said cost $150. People were going on about how the cake is not worth $150, in their extremely educated opinion. A few brave souls attempted to point out that it was very much a $150 cake and that prices also really vary depending on where you live. One person who said they are a cake decorater popped in and said no, $150 is about right. The Redditors rolled right over this, continued to bitch about the price, and also complained that it wasn't a smash cake (though I think that parfait thing she had was meant to be smashed?).

There's plenty to criticize Alex for, but I'm not sure this is it. Would I personally spend $150 on a first birthday cake, no matter how much it was worth it? No, but plenty of people who are not Alex choose to. It was tasteless to brag about the cost of the cake as a way to own the haters, but what's really tasteless is having a baby for internet clout and proceeding to make content out of her.

Here's a link to the Reddit thread (archive).

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Do any of these retards actually HAVE children?

Ari is a baby. She doesn’t have favorite birthday party themes at a year old. One year old birthday party themes that would actually matter to a baby: “empty Amazon box my mom left on the floor”, “kitchen cooking utensils”, “bubbles”, or “eating this dusty Cheerio I found under the couch”. Her first birthday party doesn’t need to be centered around her limited interests. She isn’t going to remember it.

The cake is adorable. Definitely something cute to reminisce over in years to come.

 

[Goatchoker]

Mmmmm fondant. *gags*
That’s a 150$ cake because idiots like that shit lmdao. Simple 3 layer. Kinda mad. In general. Sorry.

I am cake shaming because it’s awful but Reddit is full of retards and I’ll get banned if I tell them that. Dammit.

@Pudgy Bear Claws the only buttercream is the white and the leaves (maybe). The rest is fondant. And it isn’t ever really not textured without a filter to make it look so.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Mmmmm fondant. *gags*
That’s a 150$ cake because idiots like that shit lmdao. Simple 3 layer. Kinda mad. In general. Sorry.

I am cake shaming because it’s awful but Reddit is full of retards and I’ll get banned if I tell them that. Dammit.

If it's fondant, it's a crappy job because I can see some faint texture. It looks more like a pretty good buttercream job. I doubt Alex paid for any of this since it's at the Smiths. Ari looks like she's happy, I'm sure Noah was the one behind the camera.

 

[Uncle Tom's Condo]

R*dditors really are a pathetic lot, getting mad at one year old's birthday cake. I'm pretty sure none of them were robbed at gunpoint to pay for it, so calm yer tits. Instead be thankful that Ari is alive, let alone seemingly happy and ostensibly meeting standard development stages. Hell, I'd have wagered that Noah would have domed himself by now or been in jail for a stretch. He's never gonna be Father of the Year but he's surprised me and probably most other farmers. Going to Florida was the best thing that could have happened for Ari. I look forward to her second birthday party when she gleefully totters over to Alex and smears cake all over her gross feet.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Ari's a cutie. She looks healthy and happy. I am so glad nothing bad in the first year came to pass.