Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[Robert California]

Today was the day of the big party at the Smith house. Alex has not posed tons of pictures, which is kind of surprising-- or it could mean that the Smiths drew a hard line and told her not to blast it on social media.

Ari looks delightfully happy:

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This was the cake:

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Reddit threw a shit fit about the cake, which Alex said cost $150. People were going on about how the cake is not worth $150, in their extremely educated opinion. A few brave souls attempted to point out that it was very much a $150 cake and that prices also really vary depending on where you live. One person who said they are a cake decorater popped in and said no, $150 is about right. The Redditors rolled right over this, continued to bitch about the price, and also complained that it wasn't a smash cake (though I think that parfait thing she had was meant to be smashed?).

There's plenty to criticize Alex for, but I'm not sure this is it. Would I personally spend $150 on a first birthday cake, no matter how much it was worth it? No, but plenty of people who are not Alex choose to. It was tasteless to brag about the cost of the cake as a way to own the haters, but what's really tasteless is having a baby for internet clout and proceeding to make content out of her.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wheelchair...osted_the_cake_in_her_stories_please_tell_me/
Here's a link to the Reddit thread (archive).

Clearly you can’t win with reddit. Didn’t buy Ari a birthday sash? Obviously she’s abused. $150 birthday cake? Obviously too much money was spent.

The cake is adorable, and cakes (especially if they’re custom) are expensive. You didn’t pay for it, so mind your business.

Agreed, Alex deserves criticism for so many things, but this just ain’t it.

ETA: Happy birthday, Ari!

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Do any of these retards actually HAVE children?

Have these people ever seen a baby? Ari will be happy and excited because she's surrounded by happy and excited people.

Mmmmm fondant. *gags*
That’s a 150$ cake because idiots like that shit lmdao. Simple 3 layer. Kinda mad. In general. Sorry.

I am cake shaming because it’s awful but Reddit is full of retards and I’ll get banned if I tell them that. Dammit.

My thoughts exactly. R/fondanthate would love that one. At least it's an actual cake and not one of those "edible [insert object here]" where the entire thing is encased in Play-Doh. You can actually remove the fondant pieces on this one and have a real cake.

 

[Oracular Slug]

One year old birthday party themes that would actually matter to a baby: “empty Amazon box my mom left on the floor”, “kitchen cooking utensils”, “bubbles”, or “eating this dusty Cheerio I found under the couch”.

You forgot "biting" and "whatever's under the sink" (tip: rearrange so it's canned goods and baby safe)

He's never gonna be Father of the Year but he's surprised me and probably most other farmers.

Agreed. I expected him to have shaken the little cutie and been in jail ages ago, good on him for starting to get his shit together.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

You forgot "biting" and "whatever's under the sink" (tip: rearrange so it's canned goods and baby safe)

Don't forget "shoving anything I can in my mouth" and "grabbing any jewelry the adults were stupid enough to wear around a baby."

Agreed. I expected him to have shaken the little cutie and been in jail ages ago, good on him for starting to get his shit together.

He's got people to show him the ropes and help him navigate fatherhood. It's amazing what supportive parents can do. That's something too often taken for granted. Noah made the decision to move back in with his parents and it's done a world of good for him and Ari.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex posted more from the big birthday bash. Noah's mom spotted in the Instagram comments! There was another kid at the party, and of course Alex blasted their photo all over her social media. I'm not going to share them here: it was another kid, around Ari's age.

Spoiler: Instagram stories

There were a whole bunch of photos with the grid post. I'm not going to share all, but here are some:

Poor Ari has really scraped up her chin. Probably a walking-related accident; kids love to wipe out and smack their chins on the nearest hard surface.





That's Noah's mom's hand; she's holding Ari in this one.





Caption and comments under spoiler. Comments include Noah's mom.

Spoiler: caption and comments

traceysmith61 is Noah's mom:



It continues:

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Poor Ari has really scraped up her chin. Probably a walking-related accident; kids love to wipe out and smack their chins on the nearest hard surface.

And that is precisely why they seem to be made of goddamn rubber and give zero fucks after something else has caught their attention.

Look at those baby blues. I know they were probably enhanced, but damn they're striking.

As expected, far more interested in the Play-Doh balls than the actual cake.

 

[glass_houses]

And that is precisely why they seem to be made of goddamn rubber and give zero fucks after something else has caught their attention.

Look at those baby blues. I know they were probably enhanced, but damn they're striking.

Yeah, she's a pretty little bub. It looks like she'll have fine features when she gets older and loses those adorable round baby cheeks.

I think Alex will regret posting up that photo without touching up the scrape on Ari's chin, though. It's a very common injury for an active toddler, but Reddit is going to go apeshit over it.

Also, the slapfight that Alex's followers had was just tacky.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Mama Smith bitching about the balloon arch not being pictured is peak annoying Mother-in-law behavior lol. Oh I disapprove of your Instagram but also let me tell you what to post on it. Or maybe I just read all MIL stuff like that bc of my own experiences.

Bitch, the balloon arch didn't turn one.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

I think Alex will regret posting up that photo without touching up the scrape on Ari's chin, though. It's a very common injury for an active toddler, but Reddit is going to go apeshit over it.

I'm genuinely starting to wonder if those people have ever been in the vicinity of a baby before. My experience with babies only goes as far as the occasional babysitting gig and even I can see how retarded they're being.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Okay, Reddit fags. It's time to log off. Get off your phone. Touch grass. Ari is fine. The chin scrapes are fine. Just shut up.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Okay, Reddit fags. It's time to log off. Get off your phone. Touch grass. Ari is fine. The chin scrapes are fine. Just shut up.

That's another upside of Ari not living with Alex anymore. With fewer pictures being posted of Ari, there's less for them to nitpick and less fodder for unfounded CPS reports.

Also, because Meg is a breath of fresh air from the toxicity that is Alex Dacy, I thought I'd share this. The 20th anniversary of the accident that paralyzed her just passed and she's actually made the day a yearly celebration with her family.

 

[athousandrustynails]

Oh now please let the balloon arch feud be a taste of things to come. Entitled MIL vs narc retard! Ding ding ding!

 

[often puzzled]

Today was Noah's birthday, and he merited a grid post from Alex.

Caption and comments:





Some of the photos (just the ones with Ari):







Note that he's still giving her a bottle, even in the one that's supposedly of just him:



He looks sober and healthy, and I hope he is. Ari adores him, and she needs him in her life.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Look at the love in her eyes. Noah might be a messy addict who rawdogged a crip, but he’s the whole entire world to that baby girl. I hope he keeps his shit together enough to be a worthy recipient of such unbridled adoration.

 

[Dr. Butt]

The balls on that cake appear to be fondant-coated cake pop tops which are both edible and surely put this cake in the $150 range at today's prices.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Today was Noah's birthday, and he merited a grid post from Alex.

Caption and comments:

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Some of the photos (just the ones with Ari):

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Note that he's still giving her a bottle, even in the one that's supposedly of just him:

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He looks sober and healthy, and I hope he is. Ari adores him, and she needs him in her life.

We've never seen Noah this happy. He's happy. She's happy. These are some really nice pictures. We've never gotten this kind of pictures of Alex and Ari. These are the kind of pictures you keep to look back and reminisce on.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Ari is absolutely enamoured with her Dad, as he is with her.

 

[Octopi]

Gosh, those photos may be the most heartwarming thing ever hosted on the Farms. I don't think a thread has ever been so glad to collectively eat crow about a cow/cow-adjacent individual when it comes to Noah. Just hope he keeps it up for all the years to come.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Some of the photos (just the ones with Ari):

These are amazing! He looks just like a normal guy! I love it.

 

[Robert California]

Today was Noah's birthday, and he merited a grid post from Alex.

Caption and comments:

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Some of the photos (just the ones with Ari):

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Note that he's still giving her a bottle, even in the one that's supposedly of just him:

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He looks sober and healthy, and I hope he is. Ari adores him, and she needs him in her life.

These are the best images I’ve ever seen on the Farms. Ari is adorable and Noah looks healthier and happier than I’ve ever seen him.

Good for you, Noah. Good for you.