Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[A tree]

No sign of Noah. Ari got held onto Alex's tit for the most intimate bonding moment between mother, daughter and several million strangers on social media. She gets to experience that once and then back to the bottle but never mind whether that is confusing or causes her any distress. Alex got her pics for the gram.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Noah is fat and I would sell cocaine to him (to make him less fat).

 

[Octopi]

Man, seeing her breastfeed purely for a photo op has bummed me out more than (almost) anything else on this thread.

I don't begrudge her going back on her medication, but just don't fucking bother trying to feed at all if that's the plan. If Alex was off the meds for ~9 months already, I would have expected her to maybe feed for a while, at least. Not as a literal one off for the fucking 'gram.

I don't know how... aware? babies are at that age, but that must confuse some instinct somewhere along the way, right? Poor bub.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Waxing poetic about her “destiny” and her “love”….oh and also her “twerk juice”. Fucking horrifying.

Good luck, Little Ari. You need it, girl

 

[cuddle striker]

Man, seeing her breastfeed purely for a photo op has bummed me out more than (almost) anything else on this thread.

I don't begrudge her going back on her medication, but just don't fucking bother trying to feed at all if that's the plan. If Alex was off the meds for ~9 months already, I would have expected her to maybe feed for a while, at least. Not as a literal one off for the fucking 'gram.

I don't know how... aware? babies are at that age, but that must confuse some instinct somewhere along the way, right? Poor bub.

medically speaking, babies that age do not give a damn. as long as they're getting nourishment they're not really affected by switching from one to the other source.

skin to skin contact is the only thing that might matter, holding the baby close while bottle feeding is just as good.

there may be Woo that says different, I'm sure a dozen crunchy mama types will jump in to say you can't do this or that, but from the medical side, it doesn't matter at all.

 

[Jane Eyre]

Noah made it back to Chicago and met Ari.

 

[A tree]

medically speaking, babies that age do not give a damn. as long as they're getting nourishment they're not really affected by switching from one to the other source.

skin to skin contact is the only thing that might matter, holding the baby close while bottle feeding is just as good.

there may be Woo that says different, I'm sure a dozen crunchy mama types will jump in to say you can't do this or that, but from the medical side, it doesn't matter at all.

Not to be *that* woo mum but there is such thing as nipple confusion with babies switching from the real deal to bottles and back that can cause feeding issues. I doubt one go on the booby as a barely cooked preemie with a feeding tube as backup will cause a problem though as Alex isn't going to breastfeed long term.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Not to be *that* woo mum but there is such thing as nipple confusion with babies switching from the real deal to bottles and back that can cause feeding issues. I doubt one go on the booby as a barely cooked preemie with a feeding tube as backup will cause a problem though as Alex isn't going to breastfeed long term.

It's not really nipple confusion, but laziness. It's way easier for them to feed from a bottle, they have to put in more effort to feed from the breast, so they may end up preferring the bottle.

 

[VisceraNexus]

Noah made it back to Chicago and met Ari.
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How nice that he's taking over the role of breastfeeding because Alex isn't able to... Really though, the open top adds an element to this photo that no one wants to see.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Noah made it back to Chicago and met Ari.
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That was the best picture?

If it doesn't make you feel anything noticeable meeting your newborn daughter for the first time, keep your junkie germs away from the premature baby.

 

[A tree]

Kangaroo Care: What it is, Benefits & How To Do It

Kangaroo care is a method of holding your baby to your chest that allows for direct skin-to-skin contact. This is often used with premature infants in the hospital.

my.clevelandclinic.org

In defence of Noah we can't see because of the blanket but he may be attempting Kangaroo care.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Kangaroo Care: What it is, Benefits & How To Do It

Kangaroo care is a method of holding your baby to your chest that allows for direct skin-to-skin contact. This is often used with premature infants in the hospital.

my.clevelandclinic.org

In defence of Noah we can't see because of the blanket but he may be attempting Kangaroo care.

It makes no sense to pay no attention to technique and form. He probably is, and it's probably good he's trying, but I don't feel particularly charitable after watching him scowl and whine around like a bitter 11 year old girl.

"SOBER AS SHIT!"

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Well color me surprised. I thought for sure there was going to be some excuse for why he wasn't there. A for effort, I guess?

 

[A tree]

Noah looks like his one brain cell is overheating when the baby starts crying. Seriously it's like a cartoon caveman. "What do with baby now? It make no-good noise!"

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

The "First Skin to Skin with Daddy" video is giving serious foreboding vibes. Noah looks completely stricken with the realization that he actually has a daughter. He's literally dumbfounded and it looks like he's panting with panic. This is not going to end well. I can only hope that it ends with him just vamoosing and not in some 100% totally-preventable abuse arc.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Is he a Bluth? Because this is 100% the face of a man realizing he’s made a huge mistake


(eta very funny Arrested Development joke)

 

[Goatchoker]

Damn. That video bummed me out. It’s like he FINALLY realized he fucked up. I hope to godbear that baby is safe. He was FULL BLOWN panic.

Buhhhhhh. So shitty.

 

[Octopi]

medically speaking, babies that age do not give a damn. as long as they're getting nourishment they're not really affected by switching from one to the other source.

skin to skin contact is the only thing that might matter, holding the baby close while bottle feeding is just as good.

there may be Woo that says different, I'm sure a dozen crunchy mama types will jump in to say you can't do this or that, but from the medical side, it doesn't matter at all.

Thanks for the info. Good to know it's just a shitty person thing to do, and not actively harmful, at least.

A threadpoll on how long Noah's gonna stick around would be pretty good.

 

[Jane Eyre]

Alex posted more pics of Noah to her IG stories. Her bar is truly low for what she considers dad goals.

Alex has also been feelin' herself a lot on IG stories. These are just a few examples of the multiple selfies that she has been posting.

 

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