Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

Screen recorded a chunk of Noah's live earlier it was pretty boring the part I caught. He makes a lot of Durr noises and gets called out for ableism. He gets pissy with the haters. He twitches a lot. He has gynecomastia one one side. He's got a lot of girls trying to get his attention in the comments. Nothing much else of note. It went on for ages.
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Do we still have to pretend he isn't an opiate addict?

This is a guy detoxing from opiates. Not from the needle, obviously, but he's pretty dopesick. Woof. I would feel bad for him if he wasn't sticking it in a crippled lady for free room and board.
 
Do we still have to pretend he isn't an opiate addict?

This is a guy detoxing from opiates. Not from the needle, obviously, but he's pretty dopesick. Woof. I would feel bad for him if he wasn't sticking it in a crippled lady for free room and board.
*being paid to stick it in a crippled lady as well as getting free room and board
 
*being paid to stick it in a crippled lady as well as getting free room and board
Truly a fitting punishment for a degenerate internet coomer NEET.

Edit: Before I get too carried away being a jerk, I hope Alex can keep doing more than we all expect. It makes me want her to do some PT. I've always weirdly wondered if she had a low threshold for discomfort, but always thought it was too unkind to speculate on it, even for Kiwi Farms, but her range of motion and overall mobility seems better after she had the baby, which makes no sense.

Sometimes parenthood makes a person better. 🌈
 
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Truly a fitting punishment for a degenerate internet coomer NEET.

Edit: Before I get too carried away being a jerk, I hope Alex can keep doing more than we all expect. It makes me want her to do some PT. I've always weirdly wondered if she had a low threshold for discomfort, but always thought it was too unkind to speculate on it, even for Kiwi Farms, but her range of motion and overall mobility seems better after she had the baby, which makes no sense.

Sometimes parenthood makes a person better. 🌈
It's entirely possible that Alex was deliberately or unconsciously holding back for social media. Obviously she is extremely physically disabled, but she might have been exaggerating slightly to manipulate the punters. Or Alex has developed maternal instincts and is pushing herself further than she ever has before.

Alternatively, she wants to prove to the haters that she can take care of the child so again, she's pushing herself harder.

I do have a fringe theory though and it'll probably get smacked down sharpish by someone who actually knows what they're talking about, but... during pregnancy, many women's joints get more flexible, their ligaments relax, they go up a shoe size etc because of hormones. Maybe being pregnant has loosened up Alex's joints enough to increase her range of motion slightly.
 
It's entirely possible that Alex was deliberately or unconsciously holding back for social media. Obviously she is extremely physically disabled, but she might have been exaggerating slightly to manipulate the punters. Or Alex has developed maternal instincts and is pushing herself further than she ever has before.

Alternatively, she wants to prove to the haters that she can take care of the child so again, she's pushing herself harder.

I do have a fringe theory though and it'll probably get smacked down sharpish by someone who actually knows what they're talking about, but... during pregnancy, many women's joints get more flexible, their ligaments relax, they go up a shoe size etc because of hormones. Maybe being pregnant has loosened up Alex's joints enough to increase her range of motion slightly.
That does actually happen during pregnancy, due to the hormone relaxin (no, not a joke name), produced by the placenta and the ovaries.
She's also probably pushing herself, maybe to prove the h8trs wrong, maybe due to maternal instinct.
Either way, it looks like she's enjoying becoming a mother. Good for her. No snark.
 
Screen recorded a chunk of Noah's live earlier it was pretty boring the part I caught. He makes a lot of Durr noises and gets called out for ableism. He gets pissy with the haters. He twitches a lot. He has gynecomastia one one side. He's got a lot of girls trying to get his attention in the comments. Nothing much else of note. It went on for ages.
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I think he's got bigger titties than Alex, hoo boy. Has anyone else noticed that he's got the same haircut as Hitler? Just need to trim the stache. Gawd, this motherfucker is obnoxious. I can't stand him. And he is selfish as fuck to go to rehab during the birth of his child. D.o.c. is Adderall. Lol. Big pussy ass boy. Cannot stand Noah and I'm not entirely sure why. Want to punch him in the snoot.
 
It's entirely possible that Alex was deliberately or unconsciously holding back for social media. Obviously she is extremely physically disabled, but she might have been exaggerating slightly to manipulate the punters. Or Alex has developed maternal instincts and is pushing herself further than she ever has before.

Alternatively, she wants to prove to the haters that she can take care of the child so again, she's pushing herself harder.

I do have a fringe theory though and it'll probably get smacked down sharpish by someone who actually knows what they're talking about, but... during pregnancy, many women's joints get more flexible, their ligaments relax, they go up a shoe size etc because of hormones. Maybe being pregnant has loosened up Alex's joints enough to increase her range of motion slightly.
Women's joints do relax to prepare for child birth, but her ROM on her arms was tight in her third trimester. I

In thinking about it, I think Alex leaning in so heavily into her identity as a disabled person is probably to blame.

I'm not saying she isn't disabled, only that a culture that says not being able to use your arms and legs is just as good as not is to blame.
 
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Bitchtits was live. "Sober as shit" dancing like a monkey on valium from his parents VERY nice home. He checked out seconds after I stopped recording because I'd had enough of his stupid face and tedious grunting. Nothing to do with the CPS comments I'm sure. Either he's high as shit or medicated as shit or stupid as shit. This boy has nothing to say for himself.
 
Bitchtits was live. "Sober as shit" dancing like a monkey on valium from his parents VERY nice home. He checked out seconds after I stopped recording because I'd had enough of his stupid face and tedious grunting. Nothing to do with the CPS comments I'm sure. Either he's high as shit or medicated as shit or stupid as shit. This boy has nothing to say for himself.
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Lol. Bitchtits says "I'm not high, I have mental health issues. How do you want me to act?". How about normal? I've never seen a "man" "dance" like that. He looks so dumb. Got a terminal case of whititis. That being said, I wish that he'd do it more. It's hilarious! Does he think it makes him look cool?

More and more I'm thinking that Alex is a beard. She'll never be able to keep up with his extracurricular "activities". She's perfect for somebody still deep in the closet. He can't get it up? Must be ableism. Stays out late? Dealing with her disability. Dick smells like poop(ugggghhhh)? Alex will never know, she can't get down there anyway.

No straight man has an onlyfans where he's on his knees winking his chocolate starfish at the camera. But it's just him and all the... (gestures broadly) that makes feel this way. That "man" will be a "woMan" within 2 years.

Fuck you Noah. Stop stringing Alex along. She's still too naive to realize any of this. Give her a little real life and she will though. She will.
 
Holy shit, this thread picked up since my last visit.

I'm glad that baby girl is doing well even with her gestational age being what it was (she's super cute!). As for girls being easier than boys, ehh, your milage will vary. I know someone whose baby girl decided to show everyone she liked to climb by scaling the giant bookcase they had in the living room, kid was about 6 or 7 months. Still as adventurous today as she was back then.

Noah doesn't shock me, him leaving now is probably for the best in the long run.
 
Alex celebrates her "bounceback". I'll hold off the powelevelling because reddit has it covered this morning suffice to say that most mothers are not under the care of the world's best medical teams but have their c sections on a medical conveyor belt and discharge to a shared ward, are discharged with the baby, who needs 24 hour care from them, back to their home to heal from their surgery where they likely have other kids and housework responsibilities and they certainly do not have 24/7 care, waited on hand and foot and the ability to rest as much as they need, nor do they have a powerchair although that would be a Godsend for the first week after a c section for most women. Many Nicu mums spend that first week expressing milk and barely leave baby's side let alone go out drinking, because the sight of little one with feeding tubes and lines is too much to bear to to be away from.
But you do you Alex. Don't ever check your privilege after all, you're the only disabled woman who ever had a baby. No disabled woman ever had a c section and went back home straight to the grind of housework and kids without a carer in sight. nosir.

 
Alex celebrates her "bounceback". I'll hold off the powelevelling because reddit has it covered this morning suffice to say that most mothers are not under the care of the world's best medical teams but have their c sections on a medical conveyor belt and discharge to a shared ward, are discharged with the baby, who needs 24 hour care from them, back to their home to heal from their surgery where they likely have other kids and housework responsibilities and they certainly do not have 24/7 care, waited on hand and foot and the ability to rest as much as they need, nor do they have a powerchair although that would be a Godsend for the first week after a c section for most women. Many Nicu mums spend that first week expressing milk and barely leave baby's side let alone go out drinking, because the sight of little one with feeding tubes and lines is too much to bear to to be away from.
But you do you Alex. Don't ever check your privilege after all, you're the only disabled woman who ever had a baby. No disabled woman ever had a c section and went back home straight to the grind of housework and kids without a carer in sight. nosir.

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The way she speaks is so annoying. The tone, the inflection, the pacing, all of it. She's soooooo pretentious it's killing me. Couldn't even make it 53 seconds. I've not found her so grating in the past but she's giving Noah a run for his money in the unpleasantness race now. It's like she's constantly sneering too.

Ugh, I was going to type something really mean but no, her uppance is coming home tomorrow. She'll engineer her own undoing so perhaps I should pity her? She's just so goddamn unbearable. Watch Noah head right back to rehab in a month.

Btw how many times has she gotten him kicked out of treatment? (His parents gotta be PAID. One time in rehab could start at 20k for a cheap ass bargain basement treatment facility. Fucking ungrateful disabled-client fucking entitled privileged closeted wanna be drug addict ass mofo)

I still can't believe he was getting paid and he knocked her up. I would never admit I didn't use a condom with her. It broke or something. I mean, how reckless can you be? "Fuck condoms"-Noah's dumb ass.
 
Cool, Alex! Now show what the actual caregivers look like! You know, the ones actually caring for the week-old baby, along with the full-grown absolutely fucking insufferable adult. Do they wear Mom Ponytails too?
It’s just the initial postpartum hormone rush combined with the immense relief of no longer being heavily pregnant. From personal experience, I always feel like a million bucks at a week postpartum.

Let’s see how she feels a month from now. Chronic interrupted sleep, learning to breastfeed (or pump)- although I hope Alex switches to formula or donor milk to avoid poisoning baby Aristotle with twerk juice, and trouble shooting a baby that was prematurely ripped from the womb are all going to wear on her.
 
It’s just the initial postpartum hormone rush combined with the immense relief of no longer being heavily pregnant. From personal experience, I always feel like a million bucks at a week postpartum.

Let’s see how she feels a month from now. Chronic interrupted sleep, learning to breastfeed (or pump)- although I hope Alex switches to formula or donor milk to avoid poisoning baby Aristotle with twerk juice, and trouble shooting a baby that was prematurely ripped from the womb are all going to wear on her.
I highly doubt that she’s going to breastfeed or pump. Outside of the twerk juice issue, She would need assistance to do either of those things and it would be a huge hassle for her caregiver to help her do that while a hungry baby is screaming.

My guess is that because she’s not really going to be any help with the baby at all, that she will learn to sleep soundly while a caregiver does all of the nighttime feedings. There’s no way she can ever be left alone to care for the baby.
 
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