Trainwreck Alex Dacy / Alex Dzimtowicz / Wheelchair Rapunzel - 50% wholesome disability influencer, 50% that cash me outside girl

[often puzzled]

Alex did messy TikTok lives last night (her time). She then moved the live to Instagram when TikTok apparently booted her. I am (still) old and TikTok-less, but a Redditor caught some bits and uploaded them to YouTube:

Thanks to this Reddit user!

Alex is filthy and is doing TikTok battles again. A TikTok battle means that two random people pair up and challenge their followers to donate money to them. Whoever get the most wins. Yes, this is a real thing that people do. I'm as confused and depressed as you are.

She sounds drunk or otherwise impaired and ended one live when she took a big gulp and seemingly couldn't swallow. You can hear her talking to Noah's mom at times, apparently not realizing that she wasn't muted and that the audience could hear. She was nasty to her TikTok battle competition (a guy who was polite to her) and was trying very hard not to answer questions about her relationship status.

She apparently told Noah's parents that Mikey had their address and sent the glitter card-- they can be heard discussing this. That's obviously not the case, but I guess it's better for her to tell the Smiths that than to admit that she's doxed their address twenty times over. His mom (Tracey) is hinting for Alex to end by saying that she needs to get up for church in the morning (Alex does end). Tracey also remarks to Alex that Alex's mom told her (Tracy, and sorry this is so confusing) that Alex is constipated and asks if she needs anything for that. What a life. What a situation.

And, on the subject of constipation, she appears not to be wearing pants or underwear. The towel ("tuna towel") is present.

She had an audible disagreement with Noah's mom about Ari's diet and feeding. Noah's mom seems to think it needs more nutrients. They are heard discussing Ari's swimming lessons, which Noah's mom suggests using for content. My knee-jerk reaction is to judge her hard for that, but it may also be that she's trying to come up with wholesome content that won't result in CPS coming to the house yet again. It's obvious to us-- and I'm sure it's equally obvious to the Smiths-- that Alex isn't going to keep Ari off-camera, but Alex's current ways of putting Ari on camera make people calls CPS (which, again, they should not).

Someone in the live asks Noah how he's staying sober. At first he doesn't answer, then he says "keto." Fabulous.

NOAH WATCH: present and pathetic.

 

[sorrycharlie]

Someone in the live asks Noah how he's staying sober. At first he doesn't answer, then he says "keto."

What? Do pills have carbs?

 

[LonesomeDud]

I can't judge Noah's mom for thinking people would enjoy the content of seeing Ari learn to swim. Alex is going to put her online anyway. It might as well be good content.

What? Do pills have carbs?

As someone who can be kind of anxious and uses probably a little too much weed to calm down on the bad end of the spectrum, regular intense exercise and a disciplined diet goes a long way with depression and anxiety for me. I wouldn't doubt a better diet really helps with managing the anxiety that fuels his drug use.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I can't judge Noah's mom for thinking people would enjoy the content of seeing Ari learn to swim. Alex is going to put her online anyway. It might as well be good content.

As someone who can be kind of anxious and uses probably a little too much weed to calm down on the bad end of the spectrum, regular intense exercise and a disciplined diet goes a long way with depression and anxiety for me. I wouldn't doubt a better diet really helps with managing the anxiety that fuels his drug use.

Doing the Keto diet would at least preclude alcohol since it's just sugar, but I'd be surprised if Noah is actually diligent enough to get his body into ketosis (nor should he, as he's not a small child with untreatable epilepsy).

 

[often puzzled]

No significant updates on Instagram or Snapchat. She's been doing TikTok lives at night, and those have been trainwrecks. Ari is sitting up-- way to hit those milestones!

Spoiler: Instagram stories

These are from the last few days. I didn't save all her selfies.

"Should I go down this slide?" Followed by a Yes/No poll.





I like how her skin is completely different in the photo above vs the photo below.



"Filmed a fun YouTube video last night!" Not posted yet, but she always seems to upload those as soon as I post here.







The filters on this last one!

She posted a video of Ari sitting up to both Instagram and TikTok (same video). Here's the TikTok version:

Ari completely ignores her. You can see another person's legs in the background, so Alex isn't alone with Ari.

The TikTok lives have been a mess. She was very clearly drunk last night. A Redditor saved this clip from last night's TikTok battles. A very drunk Alex tries to interact with a sober and composed young woman (some stranger she's paired up with for the battle). She slurs out that she had a baby, and she's disabled, and the other woman struggles to know how to react. It's incredibly awkward:

More things from the lives of the last few days:

• Poor Mrs. Smith has accidentally wandered into frame in her nightgown.
• On Sunday night, Mrs. S seemingly told Alex, who was being loud in the kitchen, to get off live. They had moved to the garage again for Monday's night's live-- the garage must be where the responsible adults send the kids when they're being rowdy.
• Keeps telling fans to send money, and she'll share the "tea" (her word) about CPS, her breakup, and so on.
• Slurring, burping, more trouble swallowing.
• Possible sounds of bong lighting?
• Nearly runs over the cat, very promising thing to see in a parent.
• Calls Noah babe a lot. But both say they're single. Riiiight.
• Kept disappearing from the live to call Mikey. Noah asked her to stop calling Mikey, but she continued. Mikey appears on Reddit and says she was calling to harass him.
• Speaking of Noah, he's doing that thing where he jitters his leg in an angry way again. There are clips of him doing this in Chicago, just before or during his most recent relapse.
• Noah was threatening to cut her phone off-- or he maybe meant her wheelchair?

Here's hoping the grandparents are keeping careful records. If Alex doesn't start taking better care of her own physical health, though, they won't have to-- she'll be dead or completely incapacitated.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Why are they even trying to keep up the lie that they're broken up? I get that folks (Reddit users) will be angry at her because he's racist or whatever, but it's not fooling anyone is it? Maybe she's just keeping that in her back pocket for when she needs a new boost of watchers or something.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Haha at the nice normie girl with the Southern accent trying to politely navigate Alex's hateful personality. Your manners and civility are nothing against this rude cow, lady!

Ari looks great! Good job, Smith fam.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

How on earth was that nice woman meant to react to Alex just dropping "I had a baby and I'm disabled" out of nowhere. Poor thing! I think she recovered well.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

@often puzzled these are great updates. What a mess this whole thing is

That baby needs more than one guardian angel if she’s going to make it to adulthood

 

[The Judean People's Front]

How on earth was that nice woman meant to react to Alex just dropping "I had a baby and I'm disabled" out of nowhere. Poor thing! I think she recovered well.

I watched that part like 5 times. It's so awkward; it absolutely cracks me up. There's a split second where it almost seems like her feed freezes before she says "awww"

Normally I'd feel for that poor lady getting that kind of poor-me TMI dropped in her lap, but she's a Tiktok influencer and completely asked for it.

Sorry to double post - Alex has decided she's in her "fashion era" . . .

. . . and bought a godawful ugly dress. . .

. . . that she then proceeded to shove Ari down.


Idk if she doesn't have the dexterity to fix the neckline or just doesn't care. Also I'm definitely not in my fashion era, but that dress is giving me middle school winter dance in the gym. Maybe it's fashionable, but it looks objectively bad on her.

Lil Ari's face. I'd like to say it's a bad still from a happy video but. . .

 

[Jaded Optimist]

That's a cheap AF dress that I'm currently being spammed with ads on Instagram.

 

[Rotogravure]

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I'm getting blonde Lord Farquaad vibes from this one.

 

[TismFarmer]

When Lord Farquaad put the baby Princess down the front of his best tunic, the King decided he had had enough wine and his footman bundled him off to bed.

 

[glass_houses]

If Alex had any business sense she'd be doing things like baby sling or toddler restraint views, as that's the exact midpoint between her mum fans and her disability fans. However, at the age Ari is now she has well and truly missed the bus.

The people who are most desperate to be famous on the internet never seem to grasp that being 'successful' depends more on your business sense than how photogenic you are.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The people who are most desperate to be famous on the internet never seem to grasp that being 'successful' depends more on your business sense than how photogenic you are.

I think a lot of them just accidentally stumble into some success/popularity and once they have everyone's attention they've no idea how to sustain it. Then they end up kinda flailing around doing stupid shit, like say waterboarding themselves with White Claws on TikTok live.

 

[AssignedEva]

Slurring, burping, more trouble swallowing.

Aaaaaaages back she did a comparison vid of how she couldn't really swallow while she was off the "twerk juice" (pregnant with Ari) and then how much better she was once she'd gone back on her meds after having the baby. Her recent (and rapidly worsening) issues with swallowing might be a sign of how much the pregnancy + being off her medication damaged her body.

That's a cheap AF dress that I'm currently being spammed with ads on Instagram.

Specifically it's the "Rose Velvet Babydoll Dress" stocked by Altar'd State/Arula/Tullabee/AS Revival.

I was actually surprised to learn these weren't a series of Chinese drop ship websites using the same stolen image, but are instead a Tennessee-based business that's one of those shops with a bunch of fake "brands" on their merchandise. Wouldn't you know it, there's an outlet right by Alex's favourite sushi restaurant:

I'm left wondering if the "I'll try something on to see how inclusive it is of my disabled body" video was legit planned as such, the outcome of a depressing shopping spree or if this was a passive aggressive jibe at Grandma Smith for trying to pick Alex up something more modest for church.)

 

[often puzzled]

I know you'll be shocked when I tell you that Alex has continued to be trashy as all get out. She's been doing a lot of her content on TikTok lives, less on Instagram. Over on TikTok, she's been tipsy, licking her fingers as she eats popcorn (with a swallowing issue), and hanging out in the garage.

A Redditor helpfully uploaded 15 minutes of a TikTok live to YouTube:

Alex and Noah say they're broken up while looking shifty. They tease the possibility of another baby. Alex reveals that Noah isn't on Ari's birth certificate, since she/they just somehow didn't get around to it. She also reveals that Noah had a paternity test (behind her back) to confirm that he's Ari's father (you can look at that baby and tell who her father is). I hope the paternity test was a call by the Smiths and their lawyer, but who knows. Alex vapes and tries to keep it off camera, while drinking "just water." They hang out in the garage and just talk about trashy things, like baby daddies in rehab, questionable paternity, and so on. Lovely stuff.

Another TikTok clip, courtesy of Reddit. It's about 3 minutes in which they discuss the paternity test:

Ari is unbothered by her parents' trashiness and is happily fascinated by hangers:



Look at this cute little chunky baby go! The days of sad skinny floor baby are long gone:

 

[Snack Cracker]

Late and autistic, but I’ll never stop marveling how mutant womb + twerk juice + Alex and Austin genes created such a precious baby.
Not even a pretty baby, an above normal pretty baby.

And with no mental delays that anyone knows about included I assume medical professionals.
Ari didn’t even have to wear a helmet, which is pretty common in even normal sane pregnancies.
Maybe this is what Alex would have looked like if she wasn’t twisted by her nasty attitude and atrophy.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Ari is fucking adorable.

They say there is no such this as an ugly baby. Which is a fucking lie, there are some hideous babies out there.

Ari is definitely not one of them

Edit: lol at the paternity test.

Obviously babies tend to be a blend of the parents features. Usually a baby will favor one parent a little more than the other. But Ari is unique in the fact that she 100% looks like Noah and I see absolutely no trace of Alex in her. If she didn't literally get pulled out of her womb, I would say Alex is lying and the baby isn't hers.

This of course must piss her off to no end. Not only is Ari totally indifferent and not bonded to Alex, she looks nothing like her. Its the worst fate for a narc like Alex.

As @often puzzled mentioned. I wonder if Noah doing the paternity test was less about him wondering if he was the dad, and more instigated by his parents as a way to have on record that he is the legitimate father (since Alex stated he is not on the birth certificate) as a means to better build a case for if/when the Smiths try to claim custody Ari.

Does anyone else think its funny that Alex said the reason Noah isn't on the certificate was because "they didnt get around to it"? That makes no sense. In all my pregnancies, the form literally is just a space for parent number 1 and parent number 2. One person can fill it all out and just get a signature at the end from the other parent. It sounds more to me like she just never showed the paperwork to Noah and he was too high to ever think to ask about it.

 

[Breadbear]

Ari is fucking adorable.

They say there is no such this as an ugly baby. Which is a fucking lie, there are some hideous babies out there.

Ari is definitely not one of them

Edit: lol at the paternity test.

Obviously babies tend to be a blend of the parents features. Usually a baby will favor one parent a little more than the other. But Ari is unique in the fact that she 100% looks like Noah and I see absolutely no trace of Alex in her. If she didn't literally get pulled out of her womb, I would say Alex is lying and the baby isn't hers.

This of course must piss her off to no end. Not only is Ari totally indifferent and not bonded to Alex, she looks nothing like her. Its the worst fate for a narc like Alex.

As @often puzzled mentioned. I wonder if Noah doing the paternity test was less about him wondering if he was the dad, and more instigated by his parents as a way to have on record that he is the legitimate father (since Alex stated he is not on the birth certificate) as a means to better build a case for if/when the Smiths try to claim custody Ari.

Does anyone else think its funny that Alex said the reason Noah isn't on the certificate was because "they didnt get around to it"? That makes no sense. In all my pregnancies, the form literally is just a space for parent number 1 and parent number 2. One person can fill it all out and just get a signature at the end from the other parent. It sounds more to me like she just never showed the paperwork to Noah and he was too high to ever think to ask about it.

He wasn't there for the birth, he was in rehab in Florida. She would've done the paperwork without him.