Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

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I don't think it was a master plan from Alex. I remember him saying he found BBL on salon96 or something like this and being happy about it.

I am fully inclined to believe he thought he made a friend and fell for the retarded logic of "you won't have access to the account if I do". Then panicked and told mom when he realized what was happening. Considering she was already aware of the thread, she would have found out eventually.

I do feel sorry for her that she had to get involved in the humiliation ritual to prevent further damage to her reputation.

She did mention how many people here tried to help him mitigate the situation only for him to make it worse. I can't imagine the despair it was to see this over and over.

Best of luck to the tard wranglers.
I do wonder if she made her kf account of her own volition or back in March Alex told her to make one and possibly showed her how.
 
>user I've seen in tons of older threads goes mask off, shows his degeneracy, and spergs out
>gets his own thread, spergs out inside, gets banned multiple times, makes a kill list, and spends every waking moment talking about the farms on random sites and videos
>gets hacked and has someone shitpost using his account
>has his own mother make a verified account to apologize for him (and even argues at one point with the hacked account!)
>hacked account reveals the hack and fucks off
A masterpiece of autism, but I didn't even get a chance to try to get on his kill list. Coming into this at this point feels like I got into a movie during the end credits. :lossmanjack:
Hacked? That's giving him too much credit lol, he willingly gave his password to BBL.
 
I hope Mom is asking Null about a record of his posts, seems like they could be useful information for psychiatric professionals.
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Here's one of my favorite Alex posts in case you're looking for one
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Now that this thread has relatively settled (for now at least), what was the lesson in all of this? What I can think of is:
  • Don't give your retarded child unrestricted internet access.
  • Don't goon to armless neko shota.
  • Don't upload the armless neko shota that you make and goon to onto the internet.
  • Everything related to the UTTP is just as, if not more retarded, than Alex.
  • Avoid delusions of grandeur.
  • Don't waste government tardbux on FL Studio.
  • Brush your teeth.
  • Don't spend all day online.
  • Have good OPSEC.
  • Stay somewhat consistent with your morals.
  • Don't get an ear infection.
 
Now that this thread has relatively settled (for now at least), what was the lesson in all of this? What I can think of is:
  • Don't give your retarded child unrestricted internet access.
  • Don't goon to armless neko shota.
  • Don't upload the armless neko shota that you make and goon to onto the internet.
  • Everything related to the UTTP is just as, if not more retarded, than Alex.
  • Avoid delusions of grandeur.
  • Don't waste government tardbux on FL Studio.
  • Brush your teeth.
  • Don't spend all day online.
  • Have good OPSEC.
  • Stay somewhat consistent with your morals.
  • Don't get an ear infection.
Don't chase e-fame.
 
I learned that despite Alex's bad example, the Canadian people seem quite pleasant. Mama Hogendorp was all like, "Thank you for telling my boy to shut the heck up and log off forever. I apologize to everyone for his behavior. I am sorry he didn't listen."
 
I learned that despite Alex's bad example, the Canadian people seem quite pleasant. Mama Hogendorp was all like, "Thank you for telling my boy to shut the heck up and log off forever. I apologize to everyone for his behavior. I am sorry he didn't listen."
It's a nice change to see normal, polite social interactions.

Faggot.
 
Don't give your retarded child unrestricted internet access.
I'd say this is it. There are some people who are just too mentally retarded/ill to use the Internet unsupervised. Alex, Elaine, Zoey, etc. are all good examples of why giving young retarded children Internet access without any restrictions or supervision will lead to their doom.
 
I'd say this is it. There are some people who are just too mentally retarded/ill to use the Internet unsupervised. Alex, Elaine, Zoey, etc. are all good examples of why giving young retarded children Internet access without any restrictions or supervision will lead to their doom.
Alex is, even for the standards of your regular autistic lolcow, extremely gullible and influentiable. I wouldn't be surprised if we later find out that his connections to UTTP (even back when it was just a group dedicated to trolling instead of the horror that it has become now) and other similar communities eventually turned him into a hopeless gooner who's obsessed with a jap fujo artist. He's just completely incapable of critical thinking, and ends absorbs all what he sees on the web as if he were a sponge. I really do hope that Hogendorp Sr. and Mama Hog are able to somewhat set their kid's life back on track, but seeing how convinced he's about his ways when it comes to his armless neko shotas, I sincerily doubt that they'll succeed
 
Alex is, even for the standards of your regular autistic lolcow, extremely gullible and influentiable. I wouldn't be surprised if we later find out that his connections to UTTP (even back when it was just a group dedicated to trolling instead of the horror that it has become now) and other similar communities eventually turned him into a hopeless gooner who's obsessed with a jap fujo artist. He's just completely incapable of critical thinking, and ends absorbs all what he sees on the web as if he were a sponge. I really do hope that Hogendorp Sr. and Mama Hog are able to somewhat set their kid's life back on track, but seeing how convinced he's about his ways when it comes to his armless neko shotas, I sincerily doubt that they'll succeed
I remember diving into the UTTP rabbit hole for a thread here that forever remained in PG. I can't remember which one.

What I do remember is that both the UTTP and anti UTTP are just fucking legit retards. Most underage at the time, but still straight up retards.

Just to be clear, no hyperbole here. People who can't live on their own type of tards.

Alex is one of these people, and that says enough.
 
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