Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

High Tea said:
Called it. Alexander after Xander on Buffy. This kid is going to be raised to be the ultimate emo - named after a Buffy character plus the family loves horror, the Skellington stuff. Throw in how he was conceived and who his parents are, probable mental and/or physical issues, and he's is going to be bullied like crazy.
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I dont know I remember Pat oswald who grew up near DC said that all his childhood friends who has like crazy cool hippie parents basically rebelled against their parents by become the most normal boring people ever.
 
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DocHoliday1977 said:
I've never hated kiwifarms as much as I do at this moment.
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It's not like people here like you either.
 
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Gravityqueen4life said:
this child will have the blessings of Joshua cooner moon. for better or worse. we shitposted this child into existence its only fair we look after it.
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Rejoyce for the corn prophet cometh! See that future harvests will be bountiful and that generous Jersh will shower us in his favour. 🌽🌽🌽🌽

Read the good news of our deliverance, the true son of Jersh the Harvest Lord approaches!
 
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Just Here for A and H said:
How many years til Xander starts posting in this thread, then receives a chain of messages from Seethan along the lines of: "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it faggot motherfucker."
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The inevitable cringey "Xander" gimmick account shouldn't happen until the kid schlorps out the teenager's frontbutt in a few months. Can we at least have that?

I just keep hearing Gaydur's voice, dripping with Metokoncern over Discord...mopping up after a Gunt meltdown...

"Ethan, it's me...Gaydur. Buddy that's a gimmick account, your son is not aylawging you on Kiwi Farms. Your son is three months old, he can't use a computer or a cellph...yes I know it's already got bigger hands than you, but it doesn't know how to read yet. And frankly, pal, it's five months premature so it's probably naaaaaht gonna be reading much of anything at any point and that college fund won't be necessary....
 
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buttsniffer said:
Can we also take a moment to appreciate that she's not using Ralph's last name? Xander, you may have a chance yet.
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This is great because I don't remember when, but I distinctly remember at some point Ethan making fun of someone who took his wife's name and going on about how under no circumstances would he let go of the Ralph name and let his children not be little ralphamales.
 
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Good luck little man, I think with the right combination of adversity and a little bit of luck you can really go far. Study hard, be kind to others, do after school activities. The whole nine yards. Most importantly of all, above anything else, never and I mean NEVER touch a drop of alcohol.

I believe all of these lessons you will need for life are contained in this helpful video.
 
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