Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[Cow Poly]

Abort it while there’s still time.

 

[MeltyTW]

i still cant get over it actually being named xander this is fucking poetry , lolo i just realized the name also contains matt, matthew, alex (danish police) as welll

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

i still cant get over it actually being named xander this is fucking poetry , lolo i just realized the name also contains matt, matthew, alex (danish police) as welll

Yeah, I thought about it earlier but the fact that he made fun of Alex's dead wife really just makes it even more amusing.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Abort it while there’s still time.

CAN'T ABORT THE— Wait, what?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The child sees Ethan Ralph and immediately dies, just like the juggalo baby. Sargon appears somewhere as well.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

This kid is going to google himself and find out that he's the celebrated scion of the Ethan Ralph empire. Probably around fourth grade, he's going to be saying to the other kids "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"

Also, after Gunt dies in short order, Xander will inherit the slave known as Gator.

 

[hundredpercent]

Xander, I didn't strangle her, that's not true, that's not true, as a matter of fact, no, that's not true, no it's not true, fuck yourself you piece of shit faggot motherfucker, it's not true, piece of shit, and if I had to guess you were the one that strangled your mother, motherfucking lying cocksucking faggot motherfucker, you want to alog me all over the family meeting every second? I will just keep winning, keep alogging me at the dinning table, you piece of shit motherfucker, go kill yourself you fucking piece of shit motherfucker, go fuck yourself oh we can just keep yelling at the family meeting ALL FUCKING DAY AHAAHAHAHAHHGHDFHGDFHGHDFGDFGDFHRH
Fuck you motherfucker, I ain't leaving bitch, you leave.
*continues filling his gunt like nothing has happened*

I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m surprised Faith hasn’t launched a GFM to finance baby AMBV’s existence.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Her baby post is down now. I can imagine she won't make much info public anymore

 

[Cow Poly]

Her baby post is down now. I can imagine she won't make much info public anymore

Perhaps not but we are talking about a massive attention whore that abuses twitter for upcummies and grifting drug addled soyboys. The moment this aggressively gross freak wants something we will get demon baby deets.

 

[Mr.Downer]

I wonder if Xander will inherit his father's dashing good looks? maybe even his gunt too.

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

I hope he lives a happy life

I hope against all odds he becomes everything his parents aren't.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I hope against all odds he becomes everything his parents aren't.

Well, unlike his parents, the guntlet’s existence is actually wanted in this world (by Kiwi Farms members).

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I really wanted the baby be called Joshua Asthon Vickers. But it does bring a smile to my face that the baby middle name is named after his father inlog and the career he "destroyed"


Matthew

 

[buying gf]

Called it. Alexander after Xander on Buffy. This kid is going to be raised to be the ultimate emo - named after a Buffy character plus the family loves horror, the Skellington stuff. Throw in how he was conceived and who his parents are, probable mental and/or physical issues, and he's is going to be bullied like crazy.

Well I just posted in the Faith thread that choosing this naming convention is really strange when you consider Faith and Xander fucked on the show. Wouldn't be surprised if Faith's parents named her from the tv show also.

It's not just that Faith and Xander had sex in the show, afterwards she also tried to strangle him to death.

If only Freud was alive to see this fucking monstrosity.

 

[bigbombguy2222]

Imagine what you could've done to upset the gods in a previous life to come back as The Gunt's offspring.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Imagine what you could've done to upset the gods in a previous life to come back as The Gunt's offspring.

The only thing I can think of that would deserve that would be creating the gunt. Prepare to welcome Ronnie back this May.

 

[MeltyTW]

Imagine what you could've done to upset the gods in a previous life to come back as The Gunt's offspring.

id like to think reethan can be retroactively reincarnated before he dies so hes both the gunt we know and the gunt to come.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

The only thing I can think of that would deserve that would be creating the gunt. Prepare to welcome Ronnie back this May.

>Ronnie back this May
This all just becomes more and more bizarre when you look at it.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

See now if Ethan trooned out a few years ago, young unborn Xander would never had his own kiwifarms thread, nor would he have been genetically tied to a slovenly porcine-like mutated beach ball with t rex arms.

Ralph, you cuck... it's all your fault!