Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

JewBacca said:
Yes most assuredly he has, not what I would call plans but schemes. In this instance I believe his scheme was to knock up some girl to score internet points with Null. I am not saying his plans are smart or well planned out but it all fits far too neatly into Nulls desire to settle down and start a family, then just a couple months later Ralph is trying to rub Null's nose in it. If Null was mean spirited, he could lead Ralph around the internet simply by manipulating this character flaw Ralph has.

Once this was accomplished he had to find a way of ditching her, but make it her idea, so as to limit the risk of her going to the police. He knew Faith was uncomfortable with May so pushed the issue till Faith went home, his miscalculation was in the leaking of the discord texts where he was flaunting to who he thought was Digi. While Ralph makes horrible decisions, you can see the wheels turning in his head. His plans are easy to understand too, he wants to spite those he feels wronged him, with the least amount of effort or backlash against him. This rarely works out for him cause he is a tard and cannot forsee anything negative, especially if people like Dax or Gator thinks its a good idea, like the face cam.
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I'm wondering if Ralph is really that dumb, because he'd have to know child support payments would cripple him.

I think he's just pure id and legit thought "I could totally have multiple girls like chad Dick Masterson! I just have to pitch it to Faith like I'm doing it to help her and she'll agree!"


He just wanted to be a "polyamorous chad" and would use any means necessary to get it done, including threatening to leave Faith and their child.
 
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Jack Awful said:
I'm wondering if Ralph is really that dumb, because he'd have to know child support payments would cripple him.

I think he's just pure id and legit thought "I could totally have multiple girls like chad Dick Masterson! I just have to pitch it to Faith like I'm doing it to help her and she'll agree!"


He just wanted to be a "polyamorous chad" and would use any means necessary to get it done, including threatening to leave Faith and their child.
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Yes he is that dumb, thinking more than one or two steps ahead seems to be a skill he just cannot master.

Oh I am sure his initial plan was to have a threesome or a straight up orgy with the Digi duo. He was laying the ground work for months before Digi and May split, which I am sure had to do with Ralph wanting the three of them to move in together. Ralph also had to of known that Faith wasn't fully on board and them all renting a house together would make her self conscious. The reason I think he was using this as an excuse to push Faith back home is due to the fact that once she seemed to agree to his demands, his desires wanted more. He no longer wanted just to have a relationship with Faith and have an occasional threeway with the pedo, he wanted them all to share a bed. When she seemed like she might relent to that demand then he wanted the ability to bang May when she wasn't even there. Usually if that is your goal you go super slow otherwise you can scare away your opportunity. Similar to what exactly happened. I could just be blowing smoke out of my ass, as hindsight is 20/20, but these were my thoughts when I was first reading the leaks Elric/GA released. It seemed to me, that if he really wanted it he would not have pushed so hard and kept upping the ante.
 
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JewBacca said:
He was laying the ground work for months before Digi and May split, which I am sure had to do with Ralph wanting the three of them to move in together.
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One of the interesting things is Pedopantsu broke up with Digibro in the exact time period that Faith got pregnant/they were trying to get pregnant (early October). Ade said that when talking to Pedopantsu, she told Ade that she would never fuck Ralph because she found him physically repulsive. Then after Faith was definitely pregnant, Pedo forced her way hard into their relationship and Ralph pushed it too. Even with the limited information we have, it's obvious that pedopantsu really wanted to be in this kid's life and live in the same house as them despite not being attracted to Ralph.

I do get the impression Ralph wanted to push Faith out, but I also get the impression he'd been attracted to this pedo tranny for a while and wanted to strike while the iron was hot, because he knew that she'd jump onto the next avaliable z-celeb.
 
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Timon912 said:
"Moral Fagging"....ya...that term tells me all I need to know about you. I guess caring about kids is "moral fagging". I better not criticize people who fuck them in the ass with a gourd either. Don't want to "moral fag". lol. Erease this abomination of a thread.
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Go smoke some more pop rocks you drooling retard. Quit doing gaytors job for him.
 
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Sriracha said:
One of the interesting things is Pedopantsu broke up with Digibro in the exact time period that Faith got pregnant/they were trying to get pregnant (early October). Ade said that when talking to Pedopantsu, she told Ade that she would never fuck Ralph because she found him physically repulsive. Then after Faith was definitely pregnant, Pedo forced her way hard into their relationship and Ralph pushed it too. Even with the limited information we have, it's obvious that pedopantsu really wanted to be in this kid's life and live in the same house as them despite not being attracted to Ralph.

I do get the impression Ralph wanted to push Faith out, but I also get the impression he'd been attracted to this pedo tranny for a while and wanted to strike while the iron was hot, because he knew that she'd jump onto the next avaliable z-celeb.
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I agree wholeheartedly, May's sole purpose getting in a relationship with Ralph is to have access to that child. I think she might be staying with him in the slim hope of either Faith coming back or Ralph getting visitation. Maybe she has it in her head she will get pregnant now. I also would not put it past Ralph to harbor some of the same proclivities to the point If I was Faith I would flee the country before allowing him unsupervised visits with his child.
 
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Isn't making a thread on an unborn child going a bit too far? Pretty sure the minimum age for someone to be posted onto the farms as a lolcow is to be at least 18 years old. Sure, 17 has been posted about before, but at least late-teens is mature enough to be mocked for their actions, plus we'd usually wait for them to turn 18 if their foolish behavior persists.

But here, this is a thread on an unborn child. You're mocking someone who hasn't even been born yet because Ethan Ralph is the dad. I think there's a line we can draw for this sort of stuff.
 
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Lapis Lazuli said:
Isn't making a thread on an unborn child going a bit too far? Pretty sure the minimum age for someone to be posted onto the farms as a lolcow is to be at least 18 years old. Sure, 17 has been posted about before, but at least late-teens is mature enough to be mocked for their actions, plus we'd usually wait for them to turn 18 if their foolish behavior persists.

But here, this is a thread on an unborn child. You're mocking someone who hasn't even been born yet because Ethan Ralph is the dad. I think there's a line we can draw for this sort of stuff.
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Yeah we can draw a line, it's that way==>, faggot. Now go fuck off with your moralfagging. You want people to feel compassion to some half retarded pigspawn? Best of luck in that endeavor.
 
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JewBacca said:
Yeah we can draw a line, it's that way==>, faggot. Now go fuck off with your moralfagging. You want people to feel compassion to some half retarded pigspawn? Best of luck in that endeavor.
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I'm not the one picking on an unborn child for being related to Ethan "Gunt" Ralph, but go on trying to make fun of someone who isn't even born yet.
Who cares if the father is an ugly cow, it's pathetic to make a thread on an unborn child.
 
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Lapis Lazuli said:
Isn't making a thread on an unborn child going a bit too far? Pretty sure the minimum age for someone to be posted onto the farms as a lolcow is to be at least 18 years old. Sure, 17 has been posted about before, but at least late-teens is mature enough to be mocked for their actions, plus we'd usually wait for them to turn 18 if their foolish behavior persists.

But here, this is a thread on an unborn child. You're mocking someone who hasn't even been born yet because Ethan Ralph is the dad. I think there's a line we can draw for this sort of stuff.
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I don't think this is really even about the child, but the child being a vector to make fun of Ralph, especially with comedic factors like the likely burden of child support he'll have to pay for a kid he'll never get to interact with.
Most of the comments directed at the child in this thread are of pity and empathy for the child's incoming likely to be poor upbringing, and being the genetic offspring of Ralph. Whilst I wouldn't want to state the opinions of others with certainty, I would imagine that most people following Ralph would want the child to have a good life that has absolutely nothing to do with his father, other than the hilarity of Ralph going fucking insane over paying child support. Seeing as the child's parental figures will be Faith, whom's mental incapabilities are already well documented, and Matthew Vickers, the same father figure that produced the result of Faith, Alexander having a good life is not a very likely prediction. However, I'd argue that some of the more empathetic people interested in Ralph might somehow have influence in helping Alexander have a better life as a result of this thread, or so I'd think from my perspective of remembering the time that Deagle Nation fans gave Jace hundreds of dollars just so that he and Eli could have a nice Christmas.
 
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Xander is here!
 
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