Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[Ralphamale]

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Xander is here!

That there is the spawn of the West Memphis devil itself. Sure you can't tell that much yet but damn is that an ugly bastard and yes, Xander will be a fatherless bastard by no fault of his own. Look at Xander's sunken in eyes, look at his lips, his head. I feel like I'm watching the ring again fuck.

 

[George Cuckzunian]

So if the baby ends up being a major drain on the gunt's funds and he begins resenting his own child (and his child inevidably leaks shit against his father in the rebelious pre teen and teen years) do you think Ralph will go on the attack against his own kid?

AND IF YES WHO WILL WIN THE INTERNET BLOODSPORTS MATCH?
Gunt or THE DEMON BABY

 

[Mundane Ralph]

I don't think Ralph will ever be in the kids life and the kid will never know him. I'm sure Faith had the charges dropped in return for Ralph signing an agreement to stay out of their lives completely. Hopefully she still gets child support though.

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't think Ralph will ever be in the kids life and the kid will never know him. I'm sure Faith had the charges dropped in return for Ralph signing an agreement to stay out of their lives completely. Hopefully she still gets child support though.

Hope she's able to change her identity entirely, it's probably not that hard. I'd feel bad if the kid stumbles upon these threads and finds out about his father, worse, a classmate finds the revenge porn. No kid deserves it.

 

[4str4staleatherbelt]

Mr. Vickers, the retard that he is, will probably not ask for any of the gunt's money out of "pride."

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Mr. Vickers, the retard that he is, will probably not ask for any of the gunt's money out of "pride."

I don't blame him if he goes this route. This monster terrorized his entire family for months, abused his daughter and was going to feed his unborn grandchild to a pedophile. If I was them I would do everything I could to prevent any further contact with him. And to make sure he doesn't get his hands on that child

 

[Sbralph]

AND IF YES WHO WILL WIN THE INTERNET BLOODSPORTS MATCH?
Gunt or THE DEMON BABY

Xander will spend the first 18 years of his life learning the ways of the alog in secret. On the eve of the first Pillstream, he'll kill his deadbeat father and become the guntlord.

 

[Pomniman]

Maybe Faith will tell him his dad died trying to fish a trashburger bite out of a garbage truck.

 

[Eggg]

Alexander
Xander
Xanax

 

[Lurked]

After Ralph and Faith get together and fall apart too many times for family court to give a shit anymore Xander can go live with CWC at Nulls home for wayward autists.

 

[Sbralph]

@Lurked wasn't lil xander conceived in the age of the merge? Could his birth be the Eclipse?

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[MeltyTW]

I don't blame him if he goes this route. This monster terrorized his entire family for months, abused his daughter and was going to feed his unborn grandchild to a pedophile. If I was them I would do everything I could to prevent any further contact with him. And to make sure he doesn't get his hands on that child

now i dont necessarily cosign this since the state of virginia foolishly gave him human rights after winning three blue ribbons at the state fair but wouldnt the best course be to build a good ol fashioned hog pen and keeping him in there?

After Ralph and Faith get together and fall apart too many times for family court to give a shit anymore Xander can go live with CWC at Nulls home for wayward autists.

i hereby offer to take the child as my charge/apprentice/pack mule slave/organ bank.

Hope she's able to change her identity entirely,

but then any cali alawgs wont have the chance to tell her "hey i know you from the internet, you were in that video" and see her weep gently keeping up the charade for her normie friends.

 

[Just Dont]

Holy shit, the kid hasn't even born yet and already has a kiwi thread!

That is horrifying.

That kid is doomed.

 

[Comandante Marcos]

Why can't she simply change her name and his name and then move to someplace like Coeur d'Alene where everybody is a White refugeeimmigrant from California and there are plenty of armchair survivalists looking for a cute young White woman to show off on Instagramcook and clean and fuck? When Guntababy starts looking too much like his sperm donor simply drive to Boise and have the problem corrected. (By a plastic surgeon.) By then Ralph will have eaten himself to death and literally NOBODY will remember him. Every so often some drunk old Xer will stumble up to Faith and say "hey, I think I saw you on that revenge porn vidya site!" and she can just shake her head and walk away.

 

[Absurdity]

Well, the good news is this kid has a legion of supporters online. The bad news is he won't be old enough to take advantage of that for many years. Meanwhile, mama Vickers might get a little tired inventing new magical ways of explaining how daddy's self-driving hover cart broke down on the way to visit them. He will grow up thinking loggers work on farms and that Kiwi's are the most viscous animals on Earth.

 

[FM Bradley]

Why can't she simply change her name and his name and then move to someplace like Coeur d'Alene where everybody is a White refugeeimmigrant from California and there are plenty of armchair survivalists looking for a cute young White woman to show off on Instagramcook and clean and fuck? When Guntababy starts looking too much like his sperm donor simply drive to Boise and have the problem corrected. (By a plastic surgeon.) By then Ralph will have eaten himself to death and literally NOBODY will remember him. Every so often some drunk old Xer will stumble up to Faith and say "hey, I think I saw you on that revenge porn vidya site!" and she can just shake her head and walk away.

lol hey neighbor

Daddy Vickers should absolutely move his family up to Coeur d'Alene. With his doppleganger Lucas Werner just an hour's drive away? Holy shit what a lolcow crossover there is to be had. He'd fill Faith's dirty asshole with aaaallll kinds of telomeres.

 

[RichardRApe]

Alexander
Xander
Xanax

Alexanax?

 

[Randy Lahey]

Holy shit, the kid hasn't even born yet and already has a kiwi thread!

That is horrifying.

That kid is doomed.

His dad is Ethanol Ralph, he never had a chance.

 

[EyesFullOfSperg]

Man, this is the beginning of some Truman Show level shit

 

[draggs]

Xander will spend the first 18 years of his life learning the ways of the alog in secret. On the eve of the first Pillstream, he'll kill his deadbeat father and become the guntlord.

ALAWG JEST WHO DE HELL ARE YA?

My name is Xander Vickers

WUT

You are my father

DAT'S NOT TRUE, DE RALPHAMALE HAS ONLY EVER THUMBED! DID BERKDICK JERSH MUN PUT YA UP TO THIS?!

Prepare to die

GAYDUH! GAYDUH! GEDD IN HURR GAYDUH!