Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[Blackpink]

Another day, another vlog, another pair of shorts busting at the seams and up high in the fupolabial folds.

I don't see a baby bump, just an ever expanding barrel gut and torso on X - shaped legs with knees on backwards.
Those who want to go through the footage might have the pleasure of seeing her neck hump, too.
The above images are slim filtered but we can catch a glimpse of reality in her endlessly loving husband's sunglasses.

That neck is one hell of a shape shifter.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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[often puzzled]

New vlog title for future search purposes: "STROLLER SHOPPING, HUGE BEAUTY GIVEAWAY + BEACH WITH MAMA | VLOG"

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Spoiler: description and some comments

People in the comments are giving tons of advice about strollers and are telling her she should have bought the stroller in-store (where the salesperson could earn a commission) instead of online. The comments I see are friendly enough, but they're also telling her what she should and shouldn't do.

Products shilled, all prices USD:

beach bag: $35.95 ("puffer tote bag" on Amazon)
swimsuit: $38.99 (Amazon)
shorts: $25.99 (Amazon)
beach chair: $69.99 (Amazon)
sunglasses: $13.50 (Amazon)
dress: $38.99-39.99 (depends on size, Amazon)
sweatshirt: $118 on aloyoga.com (it's the "accolade crew neck pullover," and no, the price is not a typo)

TOTAL = $341.41-342.41. Expensive little day at the beach.

Spoiler: misc items shilled

Beach chair as seen with normal people:



The chair as seen with Alex:



The sunglasses:



The stupidly expensive sweatshirt:

ALEX VS REALITY: BEACH EDITION

The bag looks smaller on her.



The suit and shorts are just funny.



I'm really tired of that dress, and it's supposed to fit like a caftan, but short-- not like a bodycon.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Can I ask an absolutely retarded, ok-grandma question? Where do you find filters that can give someone like Fatlex a neck? I know they exist, but is it like built in to something like TikTok or Instagram or Snapchat?

ETA: I googled it and there seems to be lots of stand-alone camera apps that do this. So weird.

 

[I call shenanigans]

It'd be interesting to actually find out why the dock a tot was recalled

DockATot was actually designed as a sleeping product where it was put into the bed with you and baby slept in it next to mum and dad. The issue is suffocation if they roll into as those bumpers are high. I could see it being fine as a newborns changing pad, but that’s about all. Alex sleeps most of the day, and there is no doubt she bought it for baby fearless to nap in while she takes her three hour naps. The way they are supposed to be wrapped for sleep means any rocking/restlessness, by either baby or movement on the bed lounge etc, could see baby being suffocated.

I believe the issue here is just typical Alex doing her parenting research on TikTok/Instagram, and not using reputable sources. She said herself that the DockATok wasn’t available anymore online which is why she bought it secondhand. that alone should have rung alarm bells for her. The call of the neutral plaid though, and the visually aesthetic nursery, was far more important to her than baby fearless.

Plus Bruno will take one look at that thing and see it as a dog bed.

I'd be much more concerned with having such a large untrained dog around the infant,

Oh but Bruno was sent away for training very early in the piece. It’s Alex that needs the dog obedience training. He’s always just been a prop.

 

[Lidl Drip]

DockATot was actually designed as a sleeping product where it was put into the bed with you and baby slept in it next to mum and dad. The issue is suffocation if they roll into as those bumpers are high. I could see it being fine as a newborns changing pad, but that’s about all. Alex sleeps most of the day, and there is no doubt she bought it for baby fearless to nap in while she takes her three hour naps. The way they are supposed to be wrapped for sleep means any rocking/restlessness, by either baby or movement on the bed lounge etc, could see baby being suffocated.

I believe the issue here is just typical Alex doing her parenting research on TikTok/Instagram, and not using reputable sources. She said herself that the DockATok wasn’t available anymore online which is why she bought it secondhand. that alone should have rung alarm bells for her. The call of the neutral plaid though, and the visually aesthetic nursery, was far more important to her than baby fearless.

Plus Bruno will take one look at that thing and see it as a dog bed.


Oh but Bruno was sent away for training very early in the piece. It’s Alex that needs the dog obedience training. He’s always just been a prop.

If she bought it for co-sleeping then yeah, that's not safe at all and wouldn't be safe with any other product that was on the market either. I didn't know it was marketed specifically for co-sleeping. Most people use them just to have a place to put baby down on the couch while being awake in the same room and because it's cute for pictures.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Most people use them just to have a place to put baby down on the couch while being awake in the same room and because it's cute for pictures.

Bouncers serve the same purpose, yet are safe because the base is moulded so baby stays on its back, baby is strapped in, plus it sits on the floor, and has a gentle rocking motion. Should baby fall asleep, all the better. I see no reason at all for a DockAToc type product unless it’s being used for sleep. In my day we never left babies on top of change tables, lounges, alone on beds, or anywhere for that matter that didn’t have secure barriers, like bassinets, car capsules, portacots etc.

Alex absolutely wanted this product so she could take naps with baby fearless…and by naps I mean three hour sleeps. She is just an uneducated moron pretending to understand everything, but so easily led by pretty pictures on social media. Yar really needs to step up, and get Alex to pull her head out of her arse for the sake of their unborn child. Alas, that won’t be happening, and Nancy is equally moronic so won’t stand up to her either.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Our gorgeous mama should go back to the original obstetrics doctor and laugh in her face as she shows off her less than 10 pound weight gain. Cough.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

The comments I see are friendly enough, but they're also telling her what she should and shouldn't do.

Welcome to motherhood, Alex! Now with added e-balls on the internet.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

If she bought it for co-sleeping then yeah, that's not safe at all and wouldn't be safe with any other product that was on the market either. I didn't know it was marketed specifically for co-sleeping. Most people use them just to have a place to put baby down on the couch while being awake in the same room and because it's cute for pictures.

The thing about a lot of "dangerous" baby products is that they aren't really dangerous if you have the sense God gave a goose and don't do anything obviously stupid or neglectful. But most people are fucking morons.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Exactly ^ above comment. For example, of course a Bumbo baby chair is “dangerous” when you put it on a fuckin tabletop

As are many other baby containment products. Safe if used correctly and the parent isn’t a complete mong

 

[Mauve Olive]

It's also very easy to use baby products in an unsafe way when you have a newborn and are sleep deprived. It is scarily easy to put baby down and nod off by accident, which is why it's best not to even use such products in the first place.

 

[I call shenanigans]

It is scarily easy to put baby down and nod off by accident, which is why it's best not to even use such products in the first place.

Alex bought this to put on her bed or on the lounge while she has a “lay down”. Alex also “naps” on her bed or lounge for three hours every day, and that’s pre-pregnancy as well as currently. In her mind a lay down = nap. She purchased this specifically for baby to sleep in, even knowing (as she said herself) that it was no longer available. Didn’t bother to ask herself why a TikTik “must have for baby” item that was clearly very popular, was no longer on the market.

 

[LonesomeDud]

It makes me absolutely breathless how boring this woman is. The most remarkable thing about her is being fat. She isn't even remarkably stupid like Amberlynn or remarkably dirty like Chantal. I am not a fan.

I have put up with the "Amberlynn is so boring" talk and even agreed the freakshow isn't what it used to be, but next to Alex, she is a fascinating muse. I don't want to be dispectful. I really don't. Alex's behavior Amberlynn imitates is made much more comic by Amberlynn. Alex just comes off as an insecure ogre lacking self awareness.

Amberlynn at least has a real personality, even if it's detestable.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

It makes me absolutely breathless how boring this woman is.

The house looks like it was decorated by focus group. Not one bit of personality in it.

DockATot is useless, and the baby WILL sleep in it. It was bought strictly for the beige (of course!) pattern.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

It makes me absolutely breathless how boring this woman is. The most remarkable thing about her is being fat. She isn't even remarkably stupid like Amberlynn or remarkably dirty like Chantal. I am not a fan.

I have put up with the "Amberlynn is so boring" talk and even agreed the freakshow isn't what it used to be, but next to Alex, she is a fascinating muse. I don't want to be dispectful. I really don't. Alex's behavior Amberlynn imitates is made much more comic by Amberlynn. Alex just comes off as an insecure ogre lacking self awareness.

Amberlynn at least has a real personality, even if it's detestable.

You're right, she was tragically born without a personality. In its own way that's kinda funny.

I guess for me it's the juxtaposition of her seeming to truly see herself as a glamorous influencer when we all see the colorblind Michelin Man with rosacea staring back at us.

 

[Blackpink]

The most remarkable thing about her is being fat.

Yes, and the way she has deformed her body with fat and surgeries is hard to look away from.
She looks like something produced by AI image generator that glitched hard when prompted to create an obese refrigerator-shaped middle aged glutton.

I came across these screenshots in reddit and took the liberty of creating a modern day version of the Wonder bra ads.




Reference for those too young to remember:

Eva Herzigova didn't deserve to be dragged into this mess. She is a goddess

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

OUR BABYMOON IN MARTHA'S VINEYARD!​

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Bouncers serve the same purpose, yet are safe because the base is moulded so baby stays on its back, baby is strapped in, plus it sits on the floor, and has a gentle rocking motion. Should baby fall asleep, all the better.

Bouncers are not safe for a baby to sleep in, either.

 

[Lidl Drip]

OUR BABYMOON IN MARTHA'S VINEYARD!​

So Martha's Vineyard isn't a vineyard at all but a little island/beach town?! Well I mean I guess that explains why she chose that as a destination, I was a bit confused why a pregnant woman would want to visit a vineyard. It's a cute little town.

God this guy is a hideous trollop. First child tends to look like the dad btw.



Edit: Most of this vacation was spent shopping (but no store had her size) and eating absolute garbage at 5 different places every day.