Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

This is an older video but even then her followers were NOT having it.

Just because still awake, archive:

 

[I call shenanigans]

If, as she has said, her baby shower is in June, it was either this weekend or next. We never got the promised planning and crafty table centres. All we have seen so far is the poster for outside the venue and two lots of invitations because the first ones had the wrong date. We’re at 6 months with no nursery planning for some reason. I’m left wondering if it’s because Sierra Schultzzie, who Alex has admitted she watches, had her nursery gifted (in the last month before Grace was born), by Mr Kate YouTube channel. I’ll be seriously pissed if Fat Al gets anything gifted for baby Fearless let alone a whole nursery.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

BABY SHOWER PREP, NEW FASHION STAPLE + COOKING | DAILY VLOG​

 

[Lidl Drip]

BABY SHOWER PREP, NEW FASHION STAPLE + COOKING | DAILY VLOG​

"I love oversized t-shirts"


... gorl.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

BABY SHOWER PREP, NEW FASHION STAPLE + COOKING | DAILY VLOG​

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[often puzzled]

BABY SHOWER PREP, NEW FASHION STAPLE + COOKING | DAILY VLOG​

Here's the yewtube link.

Here's the stuff Alex thinks you should buy with her referral links:

teddy bear: 39.99
Teddy Grahams: 21.16 (pack of 6 10 oz boxes)
gummy bear guessing game: 18.99
teddy bear bags: 8.99
baby letter boxes: 13.97
find the guest game: 8.99
tie your shoe game: 12.99
micro stitch tagging tool: 34.50
Aurelia smocked floral maxi: 108.00
Easy Peasy oversized tee: 54.00
Smiley face oversized tee: 49.95

BABY SHOWER TOTAL: $159.58
CLOTHES FOR ALEX TOTAL: $211.95
TOTAL-TOTAL: $317.53

The clothes are all from a site called Arula. Everything else was from Amazon. All prices USD.

Speaking of spending, I like how she's been talking about buying things like strollers and other baby equipment secondhand, but she continues to spend hand over fist for herself. I bet a female baby wouldn't be getting secondhand stuff.

 

[I call shenanigans]

So baby shower prep is just linked Amazon junk. Not an original bone in Fat Alex’s body. Claims it’s in a “few weeks” and she’ll be 27-28 weeks pregnant at the time. I’m sure she claimed to be 26 weeks on the baby moon. Tip for the morons out there…don’t homeschool your kids if you can’t math or read, or you’ll end up with a dunce like Alex.

She picked up the stuff she needs for gestational diabetes testing, which is probably just a blood glucose monitor and strips. As I suspected, she’s not doing the standard GTT because of her gastric bypass, and instead will be taking 4 x BGLs daily for two weeks. She’s annoyed she can’t just do the GTT because she hates needles and blood, so Yar will do the readings for her….definitely not working out of the house if he can do these. Says she’s not complaining about it after spending all the time she talked about it, complaining. If it bothers her so much, she could have just got a libra freestyle 2 patch, and had Yar sort the app out on her phone (that would be right up his alley), just one prick and it’s done.

Picked up her food shopping order, and cooked her turkey sloppy joes with potato gems on top…again. Also hauled some stupid clothes tagging device that she couldn’t understand the instructions for so had to watch a YouTube video. Other than that, just made excuses for not walking Bruno and not walking around the store herself. This was even more lazy Fat Alex content than usual.

I bet a female baby wouldn't be getting secondhand stuff.

I’m in two minds about this. The new stuff she buys for herself is pretty cheap garbage, although lots of it. She’d definitely buy a baby girl “cute” clothing that would likely be very impractical, but I’m not so sure she’d splurge on things that aren’t specifically for her. I heard a reactor say the reason she wants to buy the pram secondhand is because she missed a limited time colour-way that she prefers. I didn’t remember hearing that in her pram vlog though. The furniture for the nursery is supposedly new.

Once the baby shower is over, expect the nursery/baby shopping to ramp right up.

Edit: spelling

 

[RainbowStarlight]

I'd sooner blow my brains out than attend a baby shower like the one she's describing.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

This is an older video but even then her followers were NOT having it.

If anyone is wondering how you get a 20 year old yeast infection, this is a pretty good start. What the fuck?!

 

[Tumbo II]

Oh God I can just imagine all the sweat and other build up of God knows what in that suit and of course let's not forget the smell!

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I don't get the swimsuit video. It's weird to see anyone walking around in a swimsuit like it's daywear. If the lady in question was hot, she'd probably get more positive attention, but it's weird nonetheless. Even living in a beach town I don't see this kind of thing.

I don't know what the message is. Is she trying to normalize wearing swimsuits as daywear? Because I get that message much louder from this stunt than. . . What? Showing a fat lady can wear a swimsuit all day? She just looks like she wandered away from the local day program for Special Adults.

ETA: I forgot that the whole point of Fatlex is her "being fearless" or whatever. So glad she overcame her fear of Intertrigo.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Reading over on GG (which I’m not a member of but do read), it was suggested that Alex could have the glucose drink because she drinks that much sugar in her Starbucks drinks. Some of the reactors have said similar even though they have all had WLS and should understand the issue. Given most here won’t know, unless maybe you’re diabetic, the GTT and her Starbucks sugar bombs are two very different beasts. For starters the GTT requires 10-12 hours of fasting prior to the test, and then the patient is hit with a massive glucose load. In Alex’s case that would land straight into her intestine and be rapidly absorbed. Remember she has a small pouch compared to non WLS people, even though she has likely stretched it somewhat, and no pylorus to hold the fluids in her stomach, as well as a significant portion of her small intestine bypassed. She could end up in all kinds of strife with hypoglycaemia once her pancreas kicks in with the insulin release. When she has a Starbucks sugar bomb, she’s not fasted, and that sugar bomb contains protein, but more importantly it contains high levels of fat. Fat lines the digestive tract and reduces the amount of sugar absorbed, so while she may tolerate her sugar bombs well, that doesn’t mean she could tolerate the glucose bomb the GTT requires.

 

[verucasalty]

Wow that swimsuit video is so obnoxious, she's just a shameless exhibitionist who needs attention and to feel special and beautiful, it screams the opposite of confident or secure.

Go on a cruise or something and walk around in your bathing suit where it's normal and no one will give a second glance
Surprised she hasn't been on a cruise actually but I don't think she likes being in a swimsuit around other people in swimsuits who look better in them

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

THE FIRST NURSERY FURNITURE ITEM, POOL DAY + MOVIE DATE | VLOG​

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

THE FIRST NURSERY FURNITURE ITEM, POOL DAY + MOVIE DATE | VLOG​

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"I'm a water bug" = I'm a whale and I recognize that water is where I truly belong.

 

[I call shenanigans]

"I'm a water bug" = I'm a whale and I recognize that water is where I truly belong.

“I’m a water bug” because fat rises to the surface, so gravity doesn’t cause my knees and back to hurt as much as they do on dry land.

ETA: She bought a white recliner for the nursery Bitch has no clue. I wonder how she’ll cope when baby fearless vomits on her or shoves his hand in his filthy nappy and finger paints his room with shit. Plus it’s a heated, massage chair!!! She’s “obsessed” with a fucking chair with no arm rests and a 350lb weight capacity which she must already exceed, so the chair is for either Yar or a nanny to sit in it and feed baby while she naps.

Do they sell XXL nursing pillows for fatties in the US?

She doesn’t need a nursery pillow for feeding, she has an XXXXL gut to hold baby up. Plus she’s not going to breastfeed baby. That kid will be bottlefed as soon as she gets it home, likely with the bottle propped up in the DockATot if she has to do it.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Do they sell XXL nursing pillows for fatties in the US? She bought that chair with no armrests and I don't see her fitting a normal nursing pillow around her gut.

 

[Alexsmellslikefish]

Her arms are puffy enough she doesn't need arm rests

 

[I call shenanigans]

Sorry I can’t link it, but according to her Instagram, poor Fat Alex is sick. According to her, “pregnant sick” is so much worse than normal sick, because she can’t take any meds. Finally Fat Al cares about what she puts in her mouth while tired from growing her baby. Guaranteed she’s laying in her new cheap($499) heated massage nursery recliner, while Yar runs around after her. Hope her new recliner had enough time to “deinflate” so those massage rollers aren’t digging very uncomfortably into her already sore back. Let’s see how long it takes before Yar’s office fridge makes it into the nursery, stocked full of the necessary soft drinks and snacks, because she can’t manage the stairs.

ETA: I’d love to see Fat Alex’s real baby shower registry, because Nancy had to tell her not to wash her baby clothes yet, because people will give her baby clothes. Maybe I’m too old, but in my day, baby shower gifts were cheap. They consisted of grow suits, nappies, wet wipes, pacifiers, bibs, bottles, baby blanket/sheet wraps, books to read to baby and baby toys etc, the same stuff people give you after baby is born. I wonder what Fat Alex is expecting, and can’t wait for the baby shower haul and her disappointment. Clearly she’s never been to a baby shower if she didn’t realise that baby clothes will be the main gifts. Also that baby shower gifts tend to target the baby, not mother.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The talk about how her fat gut isn't a baby bump is definitely not getting to her.

Spoiler: Bonus profile shot. Positively glowing