Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

It's grinding every one of my gears to even entertain this pre-Thanksgiving/pre-December for non-Burgerlandians bullshit.

Still, archive:

 

[Mauve Olive]

Her baby wearing is terrible, bordering on dangerous in those pictures. She cannot be comfortable wearing the baby like that. The Ergobaby embrace is a really easy carrier to use for young babies too. I see so many people baby wearing incorrectly that it can't be comfortable for wearer & baby so they just give up as baby is fussy or they get back/neck pain after 20 mins. Which is a shame as it's such a lovely way to bond with baby and let you get on with life.

TICKS guidance for baby wearing:
T- Tight (like a swimsuit)
I - in view, can see baby's airways aren't getting squashed
C - Close enough to kiss, you should be able to kiss the top of baby's head without craning/stretching your neck down so it's like you're looking at the floor
K - keep chin off chest. Especially important if baby is world facing (away from wearer) as their head can slump forward and restrict airways
S - support back. Legs should be in an M shape (not dangling straight down like from a harness) and back curved.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

christmas shopping + decorating part 2 !!​

Oh for fucks sake.
How much childish holiday crap can one vapid cunt accumulate during one lifetime?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Let her have her last year of perfectly decorated home before she has a toddler running around plucking all her decorations off the shelves to scatter on the floor, smashing her ornaments and hiding them behind the couch pillows and eating the potpourri. She is gonna HATE it.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

christmas shopping + decorating part 2 !!​

Oh for fucks sake.
How much childish holiday crap can one vapid cunt accumulate during one lifetime?

(seethes in "it's not even post-Thanksgiving yet you fucking fat twatwaffle" #respectthebird)

I can't wait until next year when Anderson's fuckin' her shit up. It'll be glorious.

Archive:

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It’s going to be hilarious. He’ll be just starting to walk and will be hitting the grabby stage. Bye bye ornaments! And lights and…

A good solution is to put the tree in a playpen or do what I used to do… strategically drive a few nails or screws into the wall and secure the tree.

Treasured ornaments are best skipped for a few years.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

We hang treasured ornaments on a reinforced strand of lights and beaded garland that hangs on hooks in the household's archways. Kept them safe from goblin hands when goblin was a tinier, grabbier shit. Now keeps them safe from stupid cats.

The tree just gets plastic junk bulbs that nobody gives two shits about, so if it gets knocked down by a pair of fighting felines nobody cares.

I know people who've gotten those 'hang it upside-down from the ceiling' trees in response to toddlers, but that's something I've never personally taken a liking to.

 

[Breadbear]

This unlocked the memory of my toddler somehow pulling the entire damn tree down on himself... Twice (he was fine).
Those pretty, fragile ornaments just don't get put up for a few years if you want to keep them.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

Apparently my mom used to put the tree on a small table to keep it safe, and we always put the soft/cheap ornaments lower down. Mostly because the cats will steal stuff and I'd rather not step on a glass ball at 1am.

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

She blatantly ignored Anderson’s dirty diaper to create a fire hazard decorate in her kitchen I’m speechless.

 

[Breadbear]

create a fire hazard decorate in her kitchen

How much cooking do you think she actually does. We all know it's all Doordash.

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

How much cooking do you think she actually does. We all know it's all Doordash.

I was referring to her putting all that plastic garland so close to the exposed light bulbs, over her island. But, Fatlex does pretend to cook at least a few times a week, bc her followers enjoy it so much.

 

[Blackpink]

Baby left to sit in his dirty diaper.
Yar walks by, notices baby smells.
Fatlexandra starts singing "He pooped a million times today" while continuing to add rubbish decorations, no mention of intending to change and clean the baby.

Says lights are too harsh so she had to turn them off while attaching cheap junk decorating them.
Same lights under which baby is regularly placed to lie on his back, on the kitchen counter.

Still hasn't trimmed his nails, keeps his hands covered in mitts. Got her nails done every two weeks without skipping an appointment.

All we've heard so far is how much Anderson shits and farts and how much longer she wished he would sleep.

Bought him numerous devices second hand, but got herself a new (fugly) LV bag.

Quit her puzzle before putting even 3 pieces together.

She looks absolutely crazy to me. Miserable in her fatness, clueless with her kid, with no meaningful occupation.

She desperately needs to join a new mom group and get some real life interaction with people other than Nancy, but she is too vain to do so. She'd rather spiral and pretend her influencer life is gorge.

 

[-Jack-]

I understand many mothers after birth can have severe post-partum depression and can even begin hating their children in some complex ways. But to me, she just seems so off the whole time. I know it's been said, but I do 100% believe Yar does pretty much everything.

 

[Poopfart]

That LV bag she bought is ugly as hell. Lmao that she spent almost 3k on canvas and shitty craftsmanship. Lmao people who spend that much on terrible quality crap so they can feel rich are pathetic but hilarious in their conformity

 

[Hippy Dippy]

It isn’t officially Christmas until the tree & ornaments have been pulled down at least once by the cats.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

TARGET + WALMART CHRISTMAS DECOR SHOPPING!​

Just more junk and heavy panting. Do not watch.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

TARGET + WALMART CHRISTMAS DECOR SHOPPING!​

Just more junk. Do not watch.

If you insist on watching despite the warning, at least don't give a click. Use this instead.

Archive:

 

[Lidl Drip]

... gorl why?!

 

[Blackpink]

She looks off her rocker in all thumbnails lately.
More excitement about buying a bottle of sugary chemicals than anything related to parenthood.
Beanbag, I disagree with your "do not watch verdict" - surely if one is bored enough to watch they will find little gems of crazy in the video.

It feels like all the fatcows I'm familiar with have gone down a dark mental illness spiral this year and it is not fun anymore. TLC could round them up and do a spin off "my 600 lbs life in the psych yard"