Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

If she’s counting on a play pen to keep him corralled, she needs to know they figure out how to get out of those right when you need them the most.
She’ll very likely keep him contained upstairs as much as she can when Yar’s not there to watch him. She’s going to have to use stair gates anyway, and they can be very effective at stopping toddlers and adults alike. It will definitely be a shock to her system though once Anderson is moving around independently.
 
Someone on Reddit found Fatlexandra’s secret FB she uses to sell things on Marketplace & lo! The ugly plastic rocker that was Nancy’s Christmas gift.

Apparently it’s being sold bc she “hates the color”. But some user on Reddit found that the chair isn’t designed to hold more than 300lbs & claims that’s why she’s selling it. I mean, sure, there is a dent in the seat cushion already, so it’s plausible.

I’m IP banned from Reddit, so I’m unable to point out to them that most furniture isn’t built to hold 300+ elbees unless it’s specially made & as far as we know, she’s still got that other rocker, upstairs. It was seen a few months back, at night, when she was shilling a red light.

Who knows why she’s getting rid of it? Who cares?

What I actually found interesting, is that she’s selling Anderson’s crib.

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What I actually found interesting, is that she’s selling Anderson’s crib.
Poor boy will have his nursery re-arranged and re-decorated weekly cause his shopping addict mom needs to keep buying new shit.

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$100 flushed down the toilet without the baby ever even sleeping in it. I predict a lot of "sorry mommy got rid of your favorite toy because it didn't fit her current aesthetic and seasonal decor" in his future.
 
Someone on Reddit found Fatlexandra’s secret FB she uses to sell things on Marketplace & lo! The ugly plastic rocker that was Nancy’s Christmas gift.

Apparently it’s being sold bc she “hates the color”. But some user on Reddit found that the chair isn’t designed to hold more than 300lbs & claims that’s why she’s selling it. I mean, sure, there is a dent in the seat cushion already, so it’s plausible.

I’m IP banned from Reddit, so I’m unable to point out to them that most furniture isn’t built to hold 300+ elbees unless it’s specially made & as far as we know, she’s still got that other rocker, upstairs. It was seen a few months back, at night, when she was shilling a red light.

Who knows why she’s getting rid of it? Who cares?

What I actually found interesting, is that she’s selling Anderson’s crib.

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The profile is apparently already gone. Cow tippers were making "Janet Evans" comments on her social media posts, so she obviously knew she'd been found out. No one on Reddit seems to have archived much of anything-- there's apparently a Discord that has more screenshots, but I don't do Discord.

She apparently got one of the two cribs free (accidentally ordered two, was told to keep the duplicate). She's also selling the $1,700 Christmas tree that she received as some sort of gift.

Here's a link to the Reddit thread in question. Here's an archive.

If any Redditors are reading this, in the future, ARCHIVE EVERYTHING!
 
The profile is apparently already gone. Cow tippers were making "Janet Evans" comments on her social media posts, so she obviously knew she'd been found out. No one on Reddit seems to have archived much of anything-- there's apparently a Discord that has more screenshots, but I don't do Discord.

She apparently got one of the two cribs free (accidentally ordered two, was told to keep the duplicate). She's also selling the $1,700 Christmas tree that she received as some sort of gift.

Here's a link to the Reddit thread in question. Here's an archive.

If any Redditors are reading this, in the future, ARCHIVE EVERYTHING!
Ok but what was she supposed to do with all that? May as well resell it.
If someone gifted me a large piece of furniture I had no use for and couldn't return, I would sell it too. It doesn't look like she's asking full price for things, either - she was asking $150 for the convertible crib. She doesn't need two, why would she keep it?
 
From this and previous vlog it is clear she just gave up. She doesn't want to exercise, she just wants to eat.
What is funny is all the mentions of calories, healthy snacks, protein snacks; I thought we were to shut up about it. As per fat acceptance this talk is "perpetuating diet culture".
 
Ok but what was she supposed to do with all that? May as well resell it.
If someone gifted me a large piece of furniture I had no use for and couldn't return, I would sell it too. It doesn't look like she's asking full price for things, either - she was asking $150 for the convertible crib. She doesn't need two, why would she keep it?
She could have donated it.
 
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00:00 Opens with her clapping like a retarded cymbal-holding monkey while tunelessly cheering that it’s bagel time while having goop under her baggy eyes.

Lookit this shit:

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Hooo boy, what’ve I gotten myself into…?

Oh, then she shows off some bagel and stares at the floor, shuffling around in a circle stating ‘aren’t these kyuoot?’ I think she’s looking at her sad bagels that’re off camera or something. Yay mumbles something off screen that I can’t hear over the sound of the robot vacuum cleaner and I don’t care enough to replay it.

Cue intro bullshit.

00:18 Good morning, welcome to her vlog o filtered shit. Opens strong by being confused as to which day it is (Thursday, apparently, but going up on Sunday and a day early for members). Thanks her members. Pay her, piggies.

00:45 She’s taking Anderson to visit Mimi. Wooooooo. Apparently she needs cheering up with baby time. She apparently is over being in a sling and feels stagnant and what not. Alex proclaims she needs to give Mimi ‘good vibes’ and I need a drink.

01:30 Takes a moment to bitch about the weather because it’s cold and windy outside and dog needs walking and the outdoors dry out her skin. Then shows off her shirt from Amazon and her leggings. Proclaims she’s wearing pink for ‘Valentine’s Day vibes’ and I am howling that it’s STILL A FUCKING MONTH AWAY but then I remember that this is the asstard who was decorating for Christmas long before the turkey was a thought and practically before candy went out for Halloween. Really, I suppose I should be shocked that she’s not wearing a sparkly headband for July 4th vibes.

02:15 Anderson with Mimi. This is cute and I’m not going to say anything about it. He’s merrily kickin’ away being a cute li’l shit. Cuts over to baby-talking the beige mutt. Mimi gripes about having to be in a sling and talks about what her doctor told her about the healing process. “Bruno’s obsessed with Mimi!” No, dipshit, he’s just relaxing next to a relaxed person.

02:52 Back home. They’re out of Hello Fresh, so Alex is going to make sloppy joe casserole. And she’s going to make herself a ‘fun little bevy’ while waiting for casserole to cook. Apparently she’s still drinking eggnog even though nothing is carrying eggnog anymore - she had more sufficient stores than me. (Then again, I buy the shit with booze in it, so it lasts… well… it doesn’t last long.)

04:00 She proclaims that making dinner with a ‘fun beverage’ is great and shit. Dr. Pepper Zero in a tumbler with eggnog.

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Charming.


Add in some extra ‘we made this shit with Hello Fresh! OMG!’ shilling just to round this crap out. She proclaims it’s not sponsored by Hello Fresh unless she says it is - she’s just so taken with it that she can’t help but sing its praises. Because food.

Pardon me, I just wanna smack the shit outta her every time she says ‘vibe.’


05:10 Gives her recipe for sloppy joe casserole, which is just ground meat in a pan (she uses turkey), catsup, brown sugar, mustard and worcestershire sauce. Not bad, though I’d want some cider vinegar instead of mustard in there, and maybe some nice sautéed fine-chopped shallots as well. Then she tops it with… sweet potato puffs… da fuk. And cheese, DA FUK.

Just make some fucking burger buns and slap your mixture on those. Why do the sweet potato puffs and cheese?

06:00 Shows off ugly shoes she bought. They don’t even come in wide (Adidas Gazelle). They’re green and pink. She is typically a size 10, but she ordered 10.5 because she’s got a wide foot. Because fat (my observation, not hers).

06:56 Resisting the urge to flick her fat face on my monitor right now as she proclaims that she’s ‘finding (her) mom style’ because da fuk. When this Diet Coke swilling asshat became a mom, the style remained firmly in place - jeans and band shirts. The style now? Jeans and cycling swag t-shirts, because the band shirts have worn out over the decades. ‘MOM STYLE’. The fuck is that. Maybe if you used to dress like a $2 hooker and decide to tone it down to a $10 slut instead so your kid doesn’t see your boobs hanging out and your vag flaps swingin’ in the breeze under your micro mini, that may be considered adopting a ‘mom style’ but come on. Guess Alex associates moms with having simplistic styles (every female relative I have that lived in the 40s-70s is either rolling around in her grave or would be collectively face palming if they heard this nonsense).

07:30 Conversing with an off-camera Yar who’s apparently dancing behind the camera to some stupid song. Alex asks him what the name of their favorite song is because she doesn’t know the name but she can sing it. I’m not surprised she doesn’t know the name of her ‘favorite song’ - she couldn’t figure out how laminate paper works.

07:35 Puts shoe on, proclaim it fits fine, tells Yar to ditch the box. She says they don’t feel narrow at all. Then she and Yar talk about… I have no idea. Yar tells her that those heinous shoes look like of ‘Eastery’ while she sings “Hola Mañana Café” while sipping her Dr. Pepper/nog mix and I’m wondering why she’s saying hello to the tomorrow coffee when it’s almost 6 in the evening and she’s not drinking coffee at all.

08:34 … of course they don’t feel narrow. She’s not wearing socks. And she hasn’t walked an appreciable distance in them. Guarantee she’s going to not be impressed with them once she wears them on a shopping trip or while walking the dog while wearing socks.

09:08 Printfresh (??? I dunno, vacuum’s still going) sent some Valentine’s day shit, but she’s going to show it later because she’s got to get her casserole going. And while she’s cooking, I’m twitching - because this gal doesn’t measure a single damned thing. At all. She proclaims she uses turkey and sweet potatoes to have a ‘healthier’ result, but then doesn’t measure the additives (like the brown sugar and full-sugar ketchup). So… yeah, no wonder you’re a chunko, Alex.

10:50 Going into the box. It’s shitty cutout valentines with animals and puns (the… I think they’re suppose to be cheetahs given the tail design, but the bodies say ‘jaguar’ and the heads say ‘exceptional animal that had its alcohol-fetal-syndrome skulls smashed into boulders’ with ‘we go together so purr-factly’ makes me twitch, because those cats can’t purr thanks to the construct of their throats. But I’m a fucking autistic nerd who likes accuracy in shit, so ignore me). Alex is enamored with it because ‘Valentine’s Day is just a happy, happy thing’ for commercialism. Next up is a nightgown in paisley print. It looks like a pink potato sack. She proclaims she usually wears a 2x from Printfresh, but that one’s not stretchy so she sized up to a 3x. Next is a lounge pajama jump suit that’s “SO ICONIC” (improper word use there wtf there’s nothing iconic about that shit). It’s the retarded cheetah/jaguar monstrosities. Alex also got another nightgown with dogs, then shills their valentine’s day designs and proclaims she’ll put a link to them in the description.

13:10 Has plated some of her slop casserole with steamed broccoli. Having watched how much shit she put into it (that was definitely a shit ton of brown sugar), I am estimating about 350 calories for the sloppy joe mixture (meat included) plus 200 calories for the sweet potatoes and roughly 50 for the cheese in what she plated. So 600 calories in casserole, plus about 50 in broccoli. If that’s ALL she had, that’d be fine, even if it’s nutritionally lacking when it comes to macronutrients. But guarantee she went back for 2nds, if not 3rds.

13:12 Fuckadoodle, now they’re… watching television. So invigorating. Watching Severance. I dunno, I dun care. Then Yar ruins her life by telling her that it comes out on Friday, and they’re filming this vlog on Thursday. So they watch Midnight Family instead.

14:00 ‘Tomorrow’ and now we have the retarded monkey clapping bagel time shit that was the opening clip to this fiasco. At least there’s only 11 minutes left to go.

14:50 Pardon me, my brain is melting in my skull listening to her blathering about her bullshit eyebag mask things.

15:30 Making greek yogurt bagels. Alright, we can hear Anderson off camera so that’s why she’s acting like a fucking retard. She’s going to use jalapeño cheddar. And whines about not being able to find self-rising flour, but then discovered that omg you can combine baking powder with regular flour to make dough that rises. Or something that ‘looks like dough’ like she proclaims. And… I want to bitchslap her, because apparently measuring stuff ‘triggers’ her because it ‘takes (her) back to the Weight Watcher days.’

17:20 And why is she making bagels? Because it’s a fucking trend on the internet to make homemade bagels. And she proclaims that making things from scratch will be the vast majority of her content and that’ll be her ‘motherhood’ content. If I had a brain remaining, I might worry about how much of this fucking blueberry moscato I’m slamming. Blathering about stuff she wants to do for her content. My wine is fucking tasty.

19:40 I am boggled. She questions if she should do the egg wash before or after baking. Nngh. At least she realizes you should put it on before baking. But the fact that she left that in her heavily edited vlog… is it her purpose in life to look like she has a single digit IQ?

20:09 And of course she is confused about what order to put her jalapeño slices and shredded cheese on the bagels.

20:55 She proclaims they look beautiful. They’re not beautiful. If she wanted a fluffy, light and airy bagel, she should’ve used some yeast. Her bagels are relatively flat as a result of using only baking powder. She also didn’t use any salt, so her stating that they ‘almost taste like a regular bagel’ is likely the lack of salt in her dough. Salt gives very necessary flavor to bread products. Add on top of that the fact that her topping job was pretty damned sloppy, but I can forgive that because I also make stuff that looks like ingredients were vomited straight on top of it (but I use salt, so it has flavor, and I’m not afraid of yeast so I get the fluffiness).

21:45 Talks about how she’s ‘literally so full from that bagel’ and I go “Yeah, that’s because you put like 3 tablespoons of cream cheese on that shit.” Which is 150 calories, if you’re counting lol

22:14 Now in the car outside the FedEx store. Says it’s almost noon and she’s going to the nail salon because they’re too long and she didn’t speak up about how they were too long and blah blah blah. Maybe if you’d just grow your own nails out and do something with them yourself…? But I’m not a nail person as I keep my extraordinarily short, because working on cars and bikes with long nails is not feasible and will leave judgement up to our nail gurus that hang out in the BP. Now she blathers about what color she’s going to do - red, and way shorter.

23:22 Shows off shorter kyuoot red nails, then films herself snuggling with Anderson. Then is holding the camera and telling us she’s going to watch Severance and they’d watched recaps of season 1 because they couldn’t remember everything that happened. Talks about how Andeson’s playing and they’ve got him an activity table and how he’s starting to interact with things now. Just wait until he’s mobile bwahahahah. She says bye and proclaims they’re going to bed because it’s 7PM and Anderson’s gone down.
 
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Sorry, no transcription today - am busy and have a virtual mountain to climb in Zwift.

ETA: PFT OMFG these people are nuts. Cars = principles.
I'll throw some principles at them.
Have they ever looked into how absolutely destructive to the environment lithium mining is?
Have they ever looked into battery recycling efficiency and how it's really not?
Have they ever looked into how battery warehouses worldwide have been bursting into flames because of battery storage and disposal?
Have they ever looked into the toxins leeched into the air and into the environment as a result of lithium-ion fueled fires?
Have they considered what type of power plant is providing the electricity for their vehicles? (in most cases, it's not a low/no carbon one)
Have they seen videos concerning the work practices of Chinese EV manufacturing facilities (considering that's probably going to be where they go to for EVs if they are avoiding Tesla)?

Bwahahahaha.

Just buy a cheap used Honda Civic from the '90s and call it good.

Am marginally enviro-faggot. Not an EV supporter. Done too much research into the pros and cons to give them a serious consideration.
 
I think they make fun of her, because she is the one virtue signaling, she was the first to "apologize" for driving Tesla and highlighting how she is anti Trump, anti Musk, but poor her what she can do and couple of weeks later pissing her pants about Tesla Christmas mode etc. Just shut up about it all together Alex.
Also her talking about environment protection is hilarious itself.
 
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