Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[Lidl Drip]

The reason Alex did gastric bypass was to be healthy when she's able to conceive. All that shit went downhill even before getting pregnant. She couldn't even have kept that as motivation to keep going and getting healthy and fit. She had to start eating everything she sees. I'm pretty sure she's back to the weight she was before GB. She needs mental help for her food addiction, and daddy issues.

If the health and survival of your child you prayed for so long finally growing inside you can't make you stop stuffing yourself with shit food then nothing will. She knows everything she ingests gets passed on to her baby, she (presumably) knows the risk she is putting her baby in by being morbidly obese AND GAINING. She doesn't care and she never will.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Will state that there were zero cravings here - it was just status quo. Perhaps a smidge of bitter grumpiness because of the caffeine intake reduction.

Anyway, Archive:

 

[often puzzled]

TRYING WEIRD PREGNANCY CRAVING FOOD COMBOS! *surprising results*​

Here's the yewtube link.

Thumbnail:



That tattoo on her wrist/palm looks like a spot of dirt every time.

She didn't list any sponsored items in the description but did link to her pregnancy playlist. I'm going to insert shots of that playlist under a spoiler. That way, we can see if it grows at the same rate as the fetus and if anything gets dirty deleted.

The video description:

Spoiler: content, baby!

Here's the current pregnancy playlist.

Moving over to Instagram, here's best boy Bruno:



She's definitely gonna be one of those obnoxious hashtag boy moms.



That lamp costs two hundred and ninety eight dollars.



She posted a reel to Instagram, and here's the caption:



The actual video:

She posted this same reel on TikTok and appears to cross-post this type of two content between the two apps.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Fat Alex really played into the trainwreck with this vlog. Of course the raw vegetable or fruit combos were downvoted, while the high sugar and high salt processed food combos got the thumbs up. No wonder she buys her vegetables singularly rather than in multiples, given neither of them seem to like them. Not a stretch to know that the can of condensed milk, the ice cream, fruit roll ups, the chips, cheetos and Doritos, didn’t make it to the next day.

Gross Alex. What a way to look after and nourish Foetus Fearless. Such great decisions being made by you after already being refused pregnancy management because you’re a fatarse. The clinic were absolutely justified in their decision to not continue as your practice provider. Also not a stretch to know that Toddler Fearless is going to live off processed shit and be a junior Fatarse Thunderpants.

 

[Narwhal]

Not gonna lie, if I had 300 dollars to waste I'd buy that lamp in a heartbeat.

 

[Alexsmellslikefish]

Bruno is so adorable. Sad she doesn't take him out on walks and always leaves him in the car while she shops.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Bruno is so adorable. Sad she doesn't take him out on walks and always leaves him in the car while she shops.

He should be available for rehoming soon enough. That would be the best thing that could happen for him.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Given she’s now high 5’ing that Foetus Fearless is 6 months old even though it’s 4 months until his due date, it’s time we all started our speculations that we can revisit. Here’s mine.

1. She’ll have an elective c-section two weeks early, if he isn’t stillborn beforehand.
2. By 2 weeks she’ll be using disposable nappies, hopefully not thrown over the fence into the woods.
3. Breast feeding will be tossed in favour of formula by 4 weeks, so Yar can do overnight feeds.
4. By 2 months, unfortunately Bruno may have been rehomed
5. Also by 2 months, Infant Fearless will have his formula feeds topped up with rice cereal to try to get him to sleep through the night.
6. By 4 months Fat Alex will be pregnant again and Infant Fearless will be eating processed Trader Joe’s baby foods (which I presume exist)
7. By 6 months Fat Alex will have been reported to CPS for anything endangering his life, eg. streaming while driving with Baby Fearless in the car.
8. Also by 6 months, Fat Alex will be fatter than she’s ever admitted.

Let’s all put our speculation out there. Happy to be called out on mine.

ETA:
9. Baby Fearless’s name will probably be some version of Thomas (Yar’s father’s christian name and Alex’s surname), or some version of Rodger, Allen, or a TikTok favoured pooner name like Aidan. Don’t do any of them Alex. Your child deserves better. I really hope I’m wrong on this, or if right, she needs to change his name before he’s born. Happy to be wrong on this speculation. Googling the name Thomas Rodriguez is not going to do your son any favours..

 

[Alexsmellslikefish]

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Given she’s now high 5’ing that Foetus Fearless is 6 months old even though it’s 4 months until his due date, it’s time we all started our speculations that we can revisit. Here’s mine.

1. She’ll have an elective c-section two weeks early, if he isn’t stillborn beforehand.
2. By 2 weeks she’ll be using disposable nappies, hopefully not thrown over the fence into the woods.
3. Breast feeding will be tossed in favour of formula by 4 weeks, so Yar can do overnight feeds.
4. By 2 months, unfortunately Bruno may have been rehomed
5. Also by 2 months, Infant Fearless will have his formula feeds topped up with rice cereal to try to get him to sleep through the night.
6. By 4 months Fat Alex will be pregnant again and Infant Fearless will be eating processed Trader Joe’s baby foods (which I presume exist)
7. By 6 months Fat Alex will have been reported to CPS for anything endangering his life, eg. streaming while driving with Baby Fearless in the car.
8. Also by 6 months, Fat Alex will be fatter than she’s ever admitted.

Let’s all put our speculation out there. Happy to be called out on mine.

ETA:
9. Baby Fearless’s name will probably be some version of Thomas (Yar’s father’s christian name and Alex’s surname), or some version of Rodger, Allen, or a TikTok favoured pooner name like Aidan. Don’t do any of them Alex. Your child deserves better. I really hope I’m wrong on this, or if right, she needs to change his name before he’s born. Happy to be wrong on this speculation. Googling the name Thomas Rodriguez is not going to do your son any favours..

She will be dumb enough to name her baby after her disgusting father. Her husband doesn't seem too thrilled about being a dad. Not once he ever said he's excited to meet the baby, and be a father. He's talked more about his Tesla than his soon to come baby boy.

 

[Alexsmellslikefish]

He should be available for rehoming soon enough. That would be the best thing that could happen for him.

Yea she's been really nice to him lately in vlogs . I Wonder if she's Planning on rehoming. Notice how bruno never seems excited to see Alex. Yarmyn doesn't even deal with Bruno yet he goes crazy for yaya.
Makes me wonder if Alex treats him like shit when the cameras aren't rolling

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

I have two kids. I had cravings for the first: apples and cheese. Nothing for the second. I think this pregnancy craving thing has gotten out of hand, especially for deathfats. The theory used to be that you were missing something in your diet that the craving would fulfill. So vitamin C or whatever. But now it’s Doritos and candy

Alex isn't having pregnancy cravings, they're fatass cravings. Pregnant deathfats set themselves up for a binge since they restricted, trying to be "good". You ate pickles before pregnancy? What a surprise you want them now!!

Preggo CravingsTM may include: Eating laundry starch, dirt, ice. A vegan eating Big Macs. Preggies who shunned red meat chowing everything that moos. Lactose intolerant chicks drinking Carnation malted milk.

It ain't Doritos. But look, Alex got to eat all that shit...for science (and content).

it’s time we all started our speculations that we can revisit.

I predict that

1. Baby R will be born premature.

2. Cesarean, obviously. With many complications.

3. Alex will act like NO ONE ELSE has ever had a preemie. Cue lectures.

4. Hashtags will include #medicalmama #nicumama #<babyR>strong etc.

5. Some variation of "Some people never get to meet their hero. I gave birth to mine."

 

[LonesomeDud]

Not once he ever said he's excited to meet the baby, and be a father. He's talked more about his Tesla than his soon to come baby boy.

Men literally do not care about this the way women do. Men who love their children do not care that much about an unseen person who is just an abstraction. I wouldn't make any judgments until the kid comes out.

Also, good job, OP. Most boring fatty yet. She's like the blandest Target version of a deathfat, Amberlynn Beige.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Preggo CravingsTM may include: Eating laundry starch, dirt, ice. A vegan eating Big Macs. Preggies who shunned red meat chowing everything that moos. Lactose intolerant chicks drinking Carnation malted milk.

Spoiler: My cravings

I couldn't stop eating pineapple. I also had really terrible Carpal Tunnel and found out from my doctor that pineapple helps fight inflammation. Science!

Baby R will be born premature.

No doubt she's dancing with pre-eclampsia already. If she makes it to even late pre-term I'll be surprised.

Men literally do not care about this the way women do.

There are some who do - but it always strikes me as kinda creepily performative. Most men I've known are happy about the baby, but don't really get worked up until kid is in their arms. Then they often become giant melts. I'm sure there's a bunch of anthropological and biological reasons for this because it would make sense - but I don't know em. It's just what I've observed.

 

[often puzzled]

More from Fat Alex, because she posts (almost) as much as she eats.

Best boy Bruno in stories:



Thinkin' about the impending content factory:



Poll to ask about stroller/car seat combos:



Random scenic image (it was a boomerang):



Then she did a multi-photo grid post. A lot of the photos were repeats, but let's start with the caption:



And the first photo was photoshopped to all hell. What is even going on with those walls?



Rest of photos under spoiler to prevent this post from getting 10 miles long. Additional info about locations and products is also under spoiler.

Spoiler: grid post images

What a hard life.



Rerun of stretched 'n' shooped fingers:



A self-dox so good that she decided it deserved space on her grid:



Walking Bruno by Bath & Body. This is the Bath & Body Works store located at 69 Hillside Rd., Cranston, RI 02902. It's in the Garden City Center. I noticed when she was cleaning her kitchen that she had a ton of the three wick candles (the ones that caused Chantal to screech) in the cabinets.



More Bruno.



Rerun of the only eggplant that she's ever put in her belly.



This is from DockATot, which bills itself as providing "luxury baby bassinets." I think what she's got here is the now-discontinued Deluxe + Dock (originally $249 USD, now reduced to $212.99).



And more of the best boy:

 

[I call shenanigans]

If she thinks baby is going to be in that contraption in two months, does this mean she’s planning on delivering him at 32/3 weeks gestation?

1. Baby R will be born premature.

#nicumama

Great prediction there @Bibbity Bobbity. It would seem Alex agrees with you. Nancy really did a great job homeschooling her BFF daughter.

ETA: Let me do the math for you Alex, and everyone else that believes your lies. You say Baby Fearless is due in the last few days of Sept into early October. It’s the 10th of June where you live. 20 days left in June, add 31 days in July, add another 30 days in August, plus let’s say 28 more in September. That’s 109 days, or over 15 weeks. That doesn’t mean Baby Fearless will be in that thing in two months time, unless you try to lay in it yourself. Also, only three days until your wedding anniversary. Congratulations, Kiwi Farms has a very special gift for you planned for your special day.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Thinkin' about the impending content factory:

I wonder where Fat Alex got this DockATot. Maybe here. There’s a reason it’s a last chance sale. https://dockatot.com/collections/deluxe-plus The product was recalled as being unsafe for babies back in June 2022. Is there a TikTok shop that’s selling these illegally? This is exactly the model recalled and banned by the US Consumer Product Safety Commission.

It is unsafe for your baby to sleep in a DockATot Deluxe+; immediately discontinue its use. There are publicly available reports of infant deaths associated with the product. CPSC has notified DockATot that it cannot import, distribute, or sell any DockATot Deluxe+ made after June 23, 2022.

https://www.cpsc.gov/About-CPSC/Commissioner/Richard-Trumka/Statement/Dockatot-Deluxe-is-Unsafe-for-Sleep-CPSC-Issues-Notice-of-Violation

FFS!

7. By 6 months Fat Alex will have been reported to CPS for anything endangering his life, eg. streaming while driving with Baby Fearless in the car.

Going to have to bring this prediction way forward. At this rate she’ll get herself reported to CPS before she’s even given birth.

Also: Before and after Gastric Bypass Surgery on skeletonsinthecloset community tab.

https://youtube.com/@skeletonsinthecloset-ii7gm

ETA: Alex has been informed on instagram about this product, but declared she doesn’t care, it’s for use when they are laying on the lounge. It’s got to be a TikTok or instagram favourite for her to completely ignore CPSC warnings. Just goes to show Alex does zero research, and just buys the latest expensive baby gear the mindless morons on SM tell her are “must haves”.

 

[often puzzled]

I wonder where Fat Alex got this Dock-aTot. The product was recalled as being unsafe for babies back in June 2022. Is there a TikTok shop that’s selling these illegally? This is exactly the model recalled and banned by the US Consumer Product Safety Commission.

Those things are still being sold on the manufacturer's website. They're in the discontinued section, but they're still there, with no indication that they've been discontinued due to safety concerns. Archive, because this manufacturer should be named and shamed in the extreme. If you dig around, there's a defensive message from the founder that buries the admission that the Consumer Product Safety Commission forced them to stop selling these with a lot of language blaming the US for the recall rather than admitting fault. Slimy stuff.

She's giving mixed messages on using this thing in the comments. These are the only two comments I saw that brought up the recall:





Alex is about to find out that everyone on the internet has an opinion about how you're raising your child, and everything thinks you're doing it wrong, no matter what. I can't see her handling this type of ongoing criticism well.

eta: archive of the letter from the founder/designer. Seems like the current government notice falls short of ordering them to stop sales, which is how they get away with offering this on their website?

 

[I call shenanigans]

Alex is about to find out that everyone on the internet has an opinion about how you're raising your child, and everything thinks you're doing it wrong, no matter what. I can't see her handling this type of ongoing criticism well.

From what I’ve read Becky from Acre Homestead had a very early CPS visit after viewers reported her for cooking with Baby Acre in a swaddle on her chest.

No-one is going to believe Baby Fearless will be supervised once put in that thing while Alex lays on the couch or bed. She’ll be snoring away while Bruno is left to babysit. I can’t believe that thing is $219. Can’t be purchased anymore in this country I see. Looking at the local DockATot site, they did a 90% off site wide clearance sale to clear all their stock.

Edit to try and fix Quote

 

[The Judean People's Front]

"oh I won't let the baby sleep in there"
Tell us you're a first time Mom without telling us. If I could, straight-faced and sincere, give Alex one piece of advice, it's to not put the kid down anywhere you're not ok for the kid to fall asleep while you also sleep. Otherwise you're asking for disaster.

 

[I call shenanigans]

advice, it's to not put the kid down anywhere you're not ok for the kid to fall asleep while you also sleep. Otherwise you're asking for disaster.

It’s not even just while you sleep. Often times infants fall asleep in things like car capsules, prams etc and once that happens the temptation is huge for a weary mother to just leave them in it and get some quiet time while you can. If she’s tired and baby fearless settles and falls asleep in that thing, she’s not going to risk waking him by moving him somewhere safer.

I was reading some reviews of that DockATot, and someone suggested they’re great for putting baby in on the bathroom floor while you shower. Why? Surely putting them in their bassinet/cradle/cot has got to be a better option. Hell, if infant must be in the bathroom with you, pop them in their pram or stroller. Mine loved being strapped in their bouncers with mobile toys above them.

As for wanting advice on pram car seats, guaranteed she won’t do any research on which ones she can easily get in and out of her small Tesla. I’m told the model Tesla she has is difficult to get baby seat/capsules in and out of the back seat. Can’t wait to watch her try given how much time she’s driving around in her car.

ETA: New vlog just released