Alexandra Rodriguez / Alexandra Irene Thomas / Learning to be Fearless - pathological liar, fake BoPo advocate, professional dropout, apex consumer, great big fatty, now a mother

[I call shenanigans]

IMO, a display shower sounds rude as shit

Same! This strikes me as rude as shit also. Bring your gifts wrapped in cellophane so everyone else can judge how much you spent!

As for the reactors saying baby fearless will be called Sage, I’m not in that camp. I am in the Thomas will appear in his name. Probably a hyphenated surname like Thomas-Rodriguez.

I think we should add a poll to this thread. How long until these twats get a CPS visit? 0-3 months, 4-6 months, 7-9 months or 8-12 months. My personal guess is 4-6, the time Alex will take baby fearless to Florida. However, the first distracted driving stream with baby fearless in the backseat will come well before that. Guaranteed it WILL happen before his first birthday!

ETA: Actually because she has the DockATock, maybe I should revise my guess to 0-3 months!

 

[often puzzled]

Instagram stories from July 2:





Pricing info for Alex's undies:



Alex in the baby shower dress:



The extremely stupid-looking beauty mark:



Gifts under spoiler.

Spoiler: shower gifts

Yar is an unfortunate-looking man. The pornstache doesn't help.



Bottle of Dreft detergent.



ergobaby Newborn Carrier / Embrace



Baby handprint and footprint kit



comotomo baby bottle bundle (also came in pink, and I'm sure Alex is crushed that she had to get green for her icky boy)



ubbi bottle drying rack

She got practical items, but she didn't get expensive items, and there's a ton of stuff she didn't seem to receive-- the sleepers, the washcloths, the million and one other tiny things you need for a baby. She seems very low-energy and pretty blah about the whole experience, and Yar seems utterly checked out. Bets on if he's texting his Tinder hookup when he wanders into the background with his phone?

 

[Concerned Onlooker]

The last couple of vlogs I’ve watched via Country Shade Tree reactions. Seems some Alex viewers are cow tipping her sponsors. CST claims a sub got confirmation that Halara have ceased all sponsorship of Alex, and in the recent live, a sub has supposedly sent proof from Uppa Baby that they did not sponsor her pram/car seat combo and have no intention of sponsoring her in the future. The future is not looking so bright for Fat Alex. Seems her letters of support for pedophile dad have really bought out the nay sayers, to the point they want all her sponsorships , and potential sponsorships cancelled.

She has a crazy stalker called Jane something who (allegedly) lives in Ireland. This brainsick old shrew is obsessed with Alex and spends a great deal of time following and kissing the deformed asses of every one of the reaction channels.

Jane spends the rest of her time contacting and haranguing the unfortunate customer service calltakers for any and all of the companies that interact with Alex. Sponsors, Amazon, Doctor's offices, companies that send Alex PR boxes or merch, stores where Alex shops shown in vlogs, family members , etc. She calls and tells them that Alex is a pedo supporter and that she is a dangerous, horrible woman who must be stopped. She frequently brags about reporting Alex to the police for vlogging while driving. She threatens to boycott. She makes deranged declarations that she's made it her Life's Work to not only expose Alex but to get her cancelled, eliminate her income and destroy her life. She gleefully reports her actions every time she contacts a company to sabotage Alex.

Jane's doxx is being prepared.

 

[Lidl Drip]

She has a crazy stalker called Jane something who (allegedly) lives in Ireland. This brainsick old shrew is obsessed with Alex and spends a great deal of time following and kissing the deformed asses of every one of the reaction channels.

Jane spends the rest of her time contacting and haranguing the unfortunate customer service calltakers for any and all of the companies that interact with Alex. Sponsors, Amazon, Doctor's offices, companies that send Alex PR boxes or merch, stores where Alex shops shown in vlogs, family members , etc. She calls and tells them that Alex is a pedo supporter and that she is a dangerous, horrible woman who must be stopped. She frequently brags about reporting Alex to the police for vlogging while driving. She threatens to boycott. She makes deranged declarations that she's made it her Life's Work to not only expose Alex but to get her cancelled, eliminate her income and destroy her life. She gleefully reports her actions every time she contacts a company to sabotage Alex.

Jane's doxx is being prepared.

God what a horrible cunt. Imagine getting that butthurt about some fat youtube lady who doesn't even know you exist (well maybe she does now). Alex should get a restraining order.

 

[VinegarPussy]

It seems like Alex can’t even describe her outfit for the shower with getting winded. In her defense, I was winded AF by the time the Vinegar Kitten came, but I also had pre-eclampsia and my lungs were being squished by the baby at that point. . I could still talk without gasping. I can’t imagine eating yourself to the point of gasping just to discuss a dress (with a couple of months left to go).

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

She did NOT get the Artipoppe carrier!!?!

(Photo courtesy of often puzzled)

Might as well cancel the whole baby.

A $99 baby carrier is pretty expensive, but only a ~$400 carrier is appropriate for a woman of Alex's fabulous taste and style. Fuck the baby's comfort.

She's coming off as ungrateful. It's not a good look.

 

[Lidl Drip]

She did NOT get the Artipoppe carrier!!?!

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(Photo courtesy of often puzzled)

Might as well cancel the whole baby.

A $99 baby carrier is pretty expensive, but only a ~$400 carrier is appropriate for a woman of Alex's fabulous taste and style. Fuck the baby's comfort.

She's coming off as ungrateful. It's not a good look.

I see very little chance of Alex ever actually strapping on a baby carrier, I have never seen a deathfat use one of them for obvious reasons. More likely Yarl or whatever his name is will be the one to wear it.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I see very little chance of Alex ever actually strapping on a baby carrier,

They won’t fit her, so no chance she’s wearing one anywhere.

 

[RainbowStarlight]

So someone I think on reddit had said that she has lost a couple sponsorships because of pedodad, does anyone know if this is true?

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

WHAT I GOT AT MY BABY SHOWER (+ new mama chats)​

Archive:

 

[The Judean People's Front]

"Baby shower haul" is the trashiest title. Who refers to thoughtful gifts given to you by family and friends as a "haul"? This isn't another box full of cheap shitty fast fashion from Afghanistan for you to stretch out in the gut, Fatlex. The word haul just sounds so impersonal and ungrateful, idk maybe I'm just old.

 

[babyTAP]

Holy shit she can’t breathe. Shallow panting between every word with jump cuts every few seconds. She’s already expecting to be unable to breastfeed. Openly grimaces when lying about her love for sage green.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I hate when people describe everything as "super soft omg its sooooo soft" cause you know that "super soft" material is almost always synthetic fabric instead of cotton and isn't breathable. Baby is going to sweat in his "super soft" plastic sleepers cause the pattern is soooooo cute and it's sooooooo soft.

 

[I call shenanigans]

What a shock Fat Al got receiving children’s books as baby shower presents. Now she needs a bookshelf mounted out of the kid’s reach, because for her books are about aesthetics and definitely not kept within reach for the toddler to grab a favourite and nag their parent to read for the ten thousandth time. She really has no clue what a bomb site a healthy, active, child can make of your house, especially once they get into any type of building blocks. It’s not just about throwing some stuffed toys in a cane spaceship basket. She will actually have to clean up her home herself between her house cleaner visits. Guaranteed she won’t think to set up a drawer or cupboard in the kitchen with plastic stuff (like Tupperware, measuring cups etc) that her child can pull out and play with safely. Her fridge outside is non-magnetic, so no rainbow numbers and letters for the kid to play with there. Most really young kids I’ve dealt with, prefer that cupboard/draw than any expensive toys in the early days.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Worst of all is that she's gonna be a "beige mom". I think beige-mom children will be studied in the future and found to have serious developmental delays because they never got to experience colors like a normal child.

Instead of this


little Timmy will get something like


every one of his toys will be some shade of white/grey/brown maybe a little mint green if he's lucky.

 

[thejackal2]

Worst of all is that she's gonna be a "beige mom". I think beige-mom children will be studied in the future and found to have serious developmental delays because they never got to experience colors like a normal child.

Instead of this
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little Timmy will get something like
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every one of his toys will be some shade of white/grey/brown maybe a little mint green if he's lucky.

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Kid is going to be raised by a neanderthal and one of the most vapid, shallow, stupid cunts here on the Farms and probably in the world. Kid is straight fucked. This kid and Becky's kid will battle for most fucked up kid of a lolcow I'd imagine. Honestly, the little sack of cells might be better off being miscarried.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Worst of all is that she's gonna be a "beige mom". I think beige-mom children will be studied in the future and found to have serious developmental delays because they never got to experience colors like a normal child.

Unless she homeschools (which I seriously doubt because that’s work), she can’t “drain the rainbow” for too long. Childcare, kindy, school etc, will introduce the colours she won’t have in her home. Just imagine her reaction to the first brightly coloured finger painting…Alex will have a fit knowing she needs to display it somewhere like a proud parent. Kids are expected to be able to identify and name colours between 2 and 3 years old.

 

[a hapless toad]

Goddamn Nancy is a ROUGH looking 61.

 

[often puzzled]

Alex made an Instagram grid post, again featuring some new photos and a lot of recycled photos.

Caption:



Someone tells her how she should be managing Bruno, prompting her to clap back and recruit her mom to help:



Even Yar gets bullied into commenting on the post:



See? They're one big happy family! You can tell because everyone comments on Alex's Instagram post! No bad vibes here!

Spoiler: grid post images

Those fingers are strrr-eee--ttt--ched.



This man is checked out and definitely sexting on Tinder. Change my mind.

And a dessert for the fourth:

 

[Lidl Drip]

This man is checked out and definitely sexting on Tinder. Change my mind.

He would be extremely retarded to fuck up this life she built for them by cheating on her... but he is a man AND he's black so he probably IS that retarded. White womam x black man has the highest divorce rate out of any combination. Hope she made him sign a prenup. Imagine if she finds out he's fucking around on her and she ends up having to pay HIM alimony because he doesn't work, oof.